Well, after a lot of swearing, patience, and determination, her computer is almost ready lol. I've worked on many computers in my time but hers... just wow.
So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate -- peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants.
The place I'm working at is considering getting a jammer. Before anyone argues the legality of these devices or "what if I have an emergency, what right do you have?" if it were my place I'd feel I have every right to jam cell phones. If you have an emergency, you can use my land line. You're not going to be in my store for more than a few minutes so I wouldn't worry about missing some world ending phone call. My store is also my property, so if I want to jam cells, that's my prerogative.
So the hubby is playing Ducktales Remastered for the PS3. I'm listening to Scrooge Mcduck constantly berating Launchpad McQuack over his sub-par flying abilities and it just occurred to me... Being a billionaire, don't you think he could have afforded the best pilot in the world?