nanamartinez

I find I like squatting best.

Sweet enough to rot your teeth.

Candy_Kisses_Mummy: I know! I wanted to hug her.

OMG, you're such a negative nancy! LOL, joking! I know it can be uncomfortable opening gifts on camera, but this guy totally deserves an award!

At fixitboy: LOL!

That could have some potential for embarrasing an AB.

Thanks Repaid, I'll take a look. :-)

Is this 'top still for sale? Need one desperately! if not, does anyone know where I can get a cheap one or a desktop PC?

I asked her not to do it again or I'd stick her in the roasting pan. joking! But I did have a talk with her.

I have peed on and been peed on as well. Its a very intimate and primal sort of connection for me.

Hello all! First time posting and figured to start out with an amusing tale of what happened to me this morning. I am blessed, I'm told, with two children as some of you may know: my ten month old angel Ivan, and my little devil 2 year old, Olivia. Olivia has recently taken to pulling pranks on Mommy, some of which are funny, some irritating, and quite a few where I'm cheerfully ready to strangle her. This mornings little incident falls into the last category. I got up, wearing my bath robe, slippers and a wet diaper and went to quickly get the mail. I do this every morning and apparently Olivia is aware of this too. I thought she was asleep, turns out she was lying in wait for Mommy to leave. No sooner had I closed the door behind me that my little daringly daughter locked the door behind me. Stunned, I tried to open the door to no avail. Ordering Olivia to unlock the door only yielded giggling. When I met her at the window, there is my smiling daughter, laughing and waving my keys at me. I had to threaten to take her juice away before she'd unlock the door about 5 minutes later. Aren't children precious?

Can I see pictures of the Japanese pants? nanamartinez49@yahoo.com

Aww, would love to buy this gear, baby, but I don't have 300. Good luck.

Be honest with her? :-)

Hmm... Never thought to try writing lines.

I'm 20+ still. Barely...

It takes someone very special to make me feel like or want to be a 'little' girl, but it is awesome when it happens.

I find the most effective humiliations are making sure the baby constantly is reminded that they are a baby. Talking to him like a baby, doing everything for him so he 'doesn't make a mess', things like that. Also I agree that you have to get them to poop and/or pee in their diapers without control. This reinforces their infantile state. :-) as for punishments , punish them like you would a toddler; spankings, standing in the corner, made to tell you why they were bad, etc. hope this helps. :-D