Well, the best way to make new friends is to alienate them by only talking about how much better you are then them. For example, say things like, "My new job will allow me to get that place in Aspen I've wanted for a while." "Too bad there aren't too many people as rich as me, I want to have some fun!" "Wool suit? All of mine are silk." "I'm sorry but you have no taste in wine." Throw those lines around and you'll be "beating guys off with both hands!"* Woah, I hope this little chit chat helped you on your quest for world domination and if I am ever to call you master please don't feed me to any lions.
*meg from family guy