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This. This right here. This is why, Jorge. This is why.

That's a good sign. It means your penis is ready to fall off and germinate. Remember to put it in a pot with high-nitrogen fertilizer and plenty of exposure to the sun. Your homunculus should sprout within a fortnight! edit: but seriously, consult a gardener

Day 3: run for the Presidency. Of Monaco.

update: oh god, oh god, oh god what have I done?!

Okay, found some garden shears. Wish me luck, guys!

http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?showtopic=15216 The third post in that thread is some guy's log that he kept as he did a 24/7 stint that lasted around a year. Can't say anything firsthand though. Hope it works out for you!

The other side of that is that it's a lot easier to ban someone from an Internet forum than it is to throw a guy out of a bar. Creating some standard 'ground rules' for the diaper community might be a good idear, but you'd have a devil of a time enforcing it. You'd have to finagle agreement to these rules from a variety of people on a staggering number of sites (I try to make regular-ish rounds of all the diaper forums but even so I'm fairly certain there are several that I miss), some of which don't even have any kind of moderators (see Wetset). If you keep the rules broad enough, you might manage a tentative 'yes' out of most of them, but getting them to spend the time and energy to enforce these rules is going to be another matter entirely. This is not a bad idea, and I support it for whatever value my support brings. What might be good is a draft of no more than 10 simple rules, followed by an in-depth explanation of these rules. Frex: 1: No Pedo. We happen to have a fetish that is occasionally confused with pedophilia by people who ain't us. Therefore it behooves us to distance ourselves from pedophiles. This is in addition to the fact that pedophilia is of course wrong, disgusting, immoral, and illegal, but the focus of these rules must remain on the maintenance of the community.

Yvhuce speaks the truth. Even weddings, funerals, and bar mitzvahs. I know a guy who doesn't go to family reunions unless there are chicks. I feel somehow unclean just for having made his acquaintance.

When the thread gets bumped, I assume the story has been updated. only it never is???????

god-dammit.

edit: i sure do like to repeat myself

Maybe I'm one of the only people under the age of 70 who does this but I flat-out won't use automatic checkouts. It seems wrong to me to make jobs even thinner on the ground than they are already.

I'm down with this.

If there's something going on with the springs then send it in. Just don't be surprised if they fix the springs but not the stains. Any mattress company currently extant has probably seen the 'the stain was there when I got it' line thirty billion times. Wonky springs would probably be covered by the warranty, though.

Does punching someone in the stomach and then shrieking 'April fool's!' count as a prank? If so then I done got pranked today~

Lady, you haven't lived

Hurrah! Just got into UCSC. BANANA SLUGS!

I'd replace terrorist with 'hobo who keeps hitting on you at a bus stop.' If you ignore him, he'll keep hitting on you, but if you agree to his demand, well, you just boned a hobo. To extend the metaphor, if you call the cops (the mods) they will shoot him with a tazer and maybe work him over with nightsticks a little (ban him). edit: hey babby ar yuo in adiarp senxd me yur a pixs thx

A few people did downrate the idea. I didn't downrate it but I don't think the idea's really feasible. I mean, what do you determine to be 'proof' of femininity? ID? I don't think anyone want to start posting their drivers' license or passport photo or something. Personal photos could easily be spoofed by pervs, and in addition I don't think the average ABDL girl is going to want to post her picture just to gain entry to a private forum. I could be wrong about the third point, but I think the first two stand on their own. And then of course there's the question of transwomen, of which there are a fair number on these forums and the abdl community at large. Do they 'count' as women? I'll say they do, but whichever way the mods of this putative board decide they'd be sure to catch some heat. The fun thing is that right now I'm sleep-deprived enough that everything I write seems like the work of a genius to me even if it's unintelligible to the rest of the world. I hope I'm making something approaching sense.

Makes me pissed. When it comes to height-weight ratios I'm normal, but 32" hips are waaaay too wide for goodnites, I think. Am I right/wrong/indifferent? edit: oops, didn't see that this was the sissy room. Are boys' goodnites the same size as the girls' or are they any larger?

WallaWalla, when I have the time I'll come up with a suitably creepy PM, just for you. The goal here isn't retribution. It's about discouragement. If word gets around that creepy guys are quickly called out (and maybe banned/probated?) here, then they'll move on to other forums. They're an annoyance and they tend to drive interesting posters away. I think the story section's lost a writer or two because of the hornballs' crap. I don't read too many other parts of this forum regularly, but it wouldn't surprise me if the other parts have had the same thing happen. If you're not going to call them out (and I can kind of understand your motivation, you don't wanna ruffle any feathers or whatever), then please at least report them. We've got a responsive mod and admin here, and they seem the reasonable sort, too. edit: what I mean to say here is this: HeLLo ladies R U wrng diarps can i touchur butt plz

Only people that it'll appeal to is hipsters and kinksters. I've got no problem with the second seeing as I am one myself, but by my suppurating colon I cannot abide the first. I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but these things ain't gonna stay in vogue too long. If you want one, buy it while you can because these products will likely disappear in a year or two.

I return from the depths of space with a message: edit: and sdsddlr, the only way to stop a bunch of pervs is semi-public shaming. Don't badmouth 'em, just post what they said. And by all means post their usernames. If all the ladies getting harassed did this every time they got harassed, these forums (and the DL scene in general) would be a lot more woman-friendly.

Bye!

I lift weights, but I guess that's not really a sport.