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For me, it's both making my spouse happy (never a bad thing!), being able to converse with my English-adverse not-really-a-son-in-law-but-functions-as such in France, and being able to talk with my (future) grandchildren. Besides, it would Be Nice to understand what those French folks are REALLY saying about me!

Almost done with the first disk in Rosetta Stone French v4. Going pretty nicely! Hopefully I'll have enough French down to suitably surprise my sweetie at Christmas. Her daughter has lived in France for YEARS and it will be nice to visit with looking like the typical I-don't-speak-any-French American.

It's wise business sense to know when to close the shop down. It's never easy, and it's often painful. Good luck...and thanks for serving the community.

Try marshmallows AND bananas for a combined posterior treat. Add about a 2 ounce part glycerine enema and you will have an AMAZING experience. The thing I like about the marshmallows is that when you start pooping it seems to go an forever. What I like to do after loading up is to put on a diaper and plastic panties, then my warmest nightie. I snuggle under the covers in bed whilst lying on my stomach and try to hold things in as long as I can.

Did a little research and found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisacodyl . 10 mg/enema is what's in the commercial product. Each pill is 5mg, so I'm right on the nose (or is that bottom?) with the dosage. Stay tuned...

2-3 tablets is the usual oral dose, so I figure I'm OK with that.

I'm dissolving 2 ducolax tablets in a couple of ounces of my usual glycerine/water mix. I'll report on how that went when the tablets are all dissolved and I've had a chance to try a nice 2 ounce enema.

Random dream. Kinda like the one last night where there was a skunk that decided it wanted to hang out with us. Kept following us around... then I remember waking up with it in bed.

This "little" girl wears a 44D. Training for a 44DD?

@Bedwetter: I used to think (until the wonders of the internet!) that I was the only guy that got off on used pads and tampons. When I was in grad school I was doing after-hours programming so I had a key to the buildings. I used to go in at night and, if I was lucky, I was there before the janitorial clean-up crew cleaned out the napkin disposal boxes in the ladies' room. I loved holding a very used napkin up to my nose and masturbating. Probably some of my intense orgasms ever. My guess that is that those of us that have this fetish have a very strong response to some pheromones in the blood. I wouldn't play with bloody napkins from a public restroom now... too many New and Nasty blood-born pathogens out there.

Training bras, of course!

OK, I give up. Where's my favourite blue bra? Went through undies drawer FIVE TIMES. Looked into the other drawers. Looked under the bed. Did my wife find it someplace and is hiding it? (Not that she'd care if I had a bra...but it IS in her favourite colour!) *sigh* Maybe I'll finally have to muck out my bedroom and find where it's hiding. >> UPDATE << Found it! It was under the bottom drawer. Bonus: I organized my undies drawer. My, I have a lot of pretty things!

Often turmeric is added to cheese to deepen a yellow colour.

Check your router to see if Port 80 is open. There might be some other settings in there that are blocking things.

We had a box inside a bigger high-walled box. Kept everything inside.

Weird dream. I'm sitting on the toilet in what looks like a living room. The room is full of people, mainly women as I remember. All I'm wearing are my cute flower & lace panties...which are down around my ankles. I need to wipe and think "why is this toilet in here???" I wipe and then realize everyone will see my panties when I stand up (as if me sitting on the toilet pooping wasn't odd enough already!). For some reason there's a pillow next to me. I grab it and hold it in front of me as I sidle out of the room. No one seems to even notice. Weird.

Well... no one has mentioned it to me. Haven't heard boo. This is Good.

Ugh. A guy in an adjacent town has just been arrested for trying to set up a sexual liaison with a kid. Same name as mine except for the middle name. He's even about my same age. Oh Joy. I just can't wait for the news reports that leave out his middle name. I knew I should have taken my wife's name on when we married!

Good heavens! Why would I even think of going after this if I wasn't planning on actually DOING IT?? One thing to note is that if one of my competitors, and some of 'em are BIG, were to go after this the amount THEY would charge would probably be at least twice as much. This will enable me to hire back the office manager I laid off a couple of months ago. So, yes, it's going to create a job. And at the end of the day I hope it will save lives! Remember... this is going for mine safety training.

A Secret Project! If it works, folks here will be the first to know. And, no, I'm not going after a Federal Grant for this one <grin!>.

The "payback" is getting a needed service (testing mine operators) that couldn't be done otherwise. I'm sure not going to do that as a freebie, the state I'm dealing with has no money... but the miners are still there. Call me an old died-in-the-wool liberal, but I still think that it is a Good Thing to support state-sponsored safety, and in turn, small businesses like my own.

I'm looking for around 10 or 20 LARGE gelatin capsules. I'd like to get one that's at least 2" long.. Think medicine capsule, only BIG. I've tried veterinary places, but they don't have the big ones. Any large animal vets out there?

The grant is going for a system to give safety tests to coal miners. And, no, I'm not going to come in at $249,930! Though, Ghu Knows, I would love to. At the end of the day this is going to Save Lives. Money well spent in my book. I'm a small business (really small...ME) but I've been in the testing business for a LONG time. Trust me.. compared to some of the Big Companies they are going to get one hell of a deal. The note writer that said that there should be NO FEDERAL GRANTS is way off base. Where do you think the science that runs the nifty Internet we are on came from? Grant. Medical advances? Grants. Grants are the grease that gets progress going. Grants are also one of the ways that small businesses can compete with the Big Kids. I don't have a pot of money sitting around to develop new things. This grant, if I get it, will enable me to add some new features to my software that all will benefit from.

I love it when a potential customer calls up and says, more or less, "I've got some use-it-or-lose-it federal grant money. I need to spend no less than $50,000 and no more than $250,000. Can you help me?" I said "I think so!" So...note to self...get off DailyDiapers and finish writing the proposal!

Use a LOT of glycerine. It makes an impossible-to-hold enema. I've never mixed it with soap (note to self: try it!), but I bet that would be an even more intense experience. Are you looking to induce cramping, or do you just want to give her the "I can't hold it!!!!" experience?