curiositykilledthecat

okay, if the woman isn't into the ab scene then asking her to change a diaper chockful of cosby kids isn;t going to be her bag.(sorry, I know...bad reference) Now getting a gril to accept a diaper fetish, I'd guess that making it an enjoyable expereince would be the way to go, which means no surprises. She may come around if that's your bag, but she may not. You have to respect her wishes.

lets see,first it's bowels, not vouls but I'm not a nit-picker To poop, eat lots of tacobell and poor quality chinese food. If that doesn't make you poop then you never will. to pee, drink water and a few 32oz soda fountain drinks. you should eb good to go. If you want uncontrolable then take some alli, it causes anal seepage. Or you could be diabetic and take metformin, then farting becomes a game of is it or isn't it.

Well I got really lucky today that my folks are extremely unassuming. The other day I ordered 2 packs of tranquility atn and one pack of molicare off of amazon, figuring I'd get it monday which would be fine since i can retrieve package before they got home from work, since my job would get out first. Surprisingly the package was set to arrive today, woth everybody home. Thankfully the three packs came in an unmarked box which i quickly threw in my car and when my father asked what I bought, I said 'stuff for class.'(college) He left it at that and walked away. *whew* Now I have a nice min-supply in my trunk.

rock lobster-b52s

high noon

wail on him with a watermelon. Good luck with 'x'

Try buying different brands each time. The different feel and the excitement of trying something different may work. for me the secretness of it is kinda fun.

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I learned today that screwing up the live post game broadcast at your internship is nto a good idea. The minidisc player was screwing up and when i hookedit up to the mixer it was playing the sound bite, right in the middle of my boss speaking. *oops*

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when I buyed at local walmart I usually muttered under my brother, my F***ing grandfather owes me when I'd present the diapers at the register, or I'd just use the sef checkout.

leet speak alert: rofl. That was good

okay i really wanted to replace the s with a t but it wouldn't techincally be spelled right so here we go: scat

right now, just an attends fitted and my spongebob boxers over them. will revrt to just attends win a few minutes though.(boxers keep any unwanted attention from house mates)

I'm not comfortable enough to piss while sitting, so usually just standing and letting it flow works. It took some mental training to allow myself to sue a diaper. Usually can only go when uurge is nearing peak.

actually anal seepage is an acknowledged side effect of alli. If you want to shit on cue, take some metformin, half the time I don't knwo if it's a fart or what. Makes going out to eat always interesting.

in another forum this would be called a troll thread. How did this go from wanting to shit yourself to weight?

I'm going out on a limb and just suggest if you want to pee freely, drink lots of water before wearing, and let er rip. I'd highly suggest not using a catheter.

well if first timer i suggest the assurance brand since they are like 7 bucks. the size range is right on the bags. YYou could try depends but I didn't like me, too hard and chunky, didn't feel like a diaper. if new then go cheap and see what you like. then go online and order nicer ones like abena, molicare or attends.

you should've said no to the diapers and then asked her to pick up some 20 gauge shells. That would have shut her right up.

okay stupid side note here but, imagine being the mom who has to wash the sheets and clothes. I'd tell my 14 year old not to do it. Eww. I never had sex talks with my parents. The closest to that would be my dad and I checking out ame lady on tv. Nothing perverted but it's okay to acknowledge when somebody is hot.(last winter olympics, entire swiss women's curling team, damn!)

okay I almost forgot about that, but the funniest was the retarded ass password system for mega man. It was like playing friggin battleship.

I always hated that big purple bastard. *slap* *ouch* sorry... I still hate him though. I was never into kiddie programs, except maybe pokemon and of course power rangers as a kid(you know the original series, amy jo was hot) It could be state that having an older sibling can be a disadvantage. I remember watching the faces of death video as a four year old.

I cast 'anti wall of text' spell rank 6. Spell makes user resistant to walls of text up to 5000 characters in length. I'm in my happy place now. I need happy cake!!!!(props to whomever gets the reference)

Well I have a nicer dilemma, i ordered some 'supplies last night from northshore medical and figured i'd get em monday before the folks get home from work, but no... it's scheduled for saturday. I really hope the box is unmarked. This is not something I want to explain to my folks. I ordered accidentally 2 orders of the atn and one order of molicare. Stupid amazon, don't know why there were two of the atn but oh well.