He wipes again, and he has the baby all clean
But he looks at Madam, and looks back down in defeat.
"I don't wipe so well, Madam. My butt is still dirty sometimes"
And tonight a Red Bearon.
And that's me nearly every night. If I'm not going to bed slightly wet it's because I'm not wearing a diaper at all (which is rare).
"What?"
She says
"Oh, no. I let other people handle that to keep you humble. I can't let a Diaper Boy change himself.
Plus, I know how you guys can be. You don't wipe so well anyway. Isn't that right, Ben? Tell me. And speak up"