I should have known

[Three Rivers]

Well last night on a whim the wife and I decided to stop at a McDonalds drive thru for a quick dinner. It was getting late and both of us were hungry, now we rarely eat fast food anymore and I haven't had McDonalds for many years. This morning I remembered why, a lot of gas followed by two firm logs filling the back of my diaper. It was quite the mess simply from a 1/4 pounder, fries and a cheeseburger. There are better ways to have a messy diaper, and McDonalds won't be on my list anytime soon.

[fillemup]

That sounds like a real McMess.

[rusty pins]

I like Big Macs but I don't do McDonald's anymore.  Not because of gas or a poopy diaper, it's because they all make you order from their stupid Kiosks!  I refuse to do that and I don't go through the drive-through, so no more McDonald's or Big Mac's for me.

[Spanky]

Don't know what it is about McDonald's,  but it usually cleans me out too.