Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[attends_99]

^Is a very nice girl, but doesn't want anyone to know it, so she pretends to be a bad girl. A very bad girl.

[freswith]

^doesn't realise that Julia is actually a 25-stone silverback gorilla from Cameroon. (Nice girl, just the same)

[attends_99]

^Had his heart broken and head stepped on after a torrid affair with a 30-ton silverback gorilla from Cameroon.

[babyfett]

^Had just divorced that same gorilla.

[freswith]

^Is now courting a gorilla

[attends_99]

^ Is planning on running off with a group of guerrillas.

[Juliabam]

^thinks guerrillas are some kind of animal you can find in the zoo (maybe the animals rights guerrilla can be found there)

[freswith]

^ Was a pig sergeant in the Penal Battalion of the Salvation Army.

[Juliabam]

Was a major pig in the battle for humanity

[freswith]

Is Enola Gay's grandaughter.

[attends_99]

^Thinks he's Eleanor Roosevelt reincarnated

[Juliabam]

uses the toilet paper on both sides before leaving it out in front of his house for recyckling

[freswith]

^ Collects toilet paper and recycles it.

[Juliabam]

^is made from recycled toilet paper - (HAH maybe that explains his ever so crappy mood ) - ((Oh no, I promised myself not to write that... ah well sorry.... but I really couldn't resist writing that comment))

[freswith]

^ Plainly lacking in literary self-control in the same way that she lacks bladder control.

[Juliabam]

^Suffers from oral incontinence and is seen eating nappies to prevent an overflow of vocabular poo!

[freswith]

^ resorts to coprolallia when she is out-worded.

[Juliabam]

^Tries to hide his Tourettes disorder by using fancy words he thinks no one understands the meaning of

[freswith]

My erstwhile neighbour had Tourettes Syndrome. It saved me from having to use an alarm clock, as he would wake up at 7am each morning shouting "OH B*GG*R!!"

^Julia has a dictionary. She really, really needs one. Thankfully she has no lack of prepositions to end a sentence with.

[Juliabam]

My erstwhile neighbour had Tourettes Syndrome. It saved me from having to use an alarm clock, as he would wake up at 7am each morning shouting "OH B*GG*R!!"

^Julia has a dictionary. She really, really needs one. Thankfully she has no lack of prepositions to end a sentence with.

^Still thinks Tourette is a female toreador because he's still waiting for the audiobook edition of the dictionary!

[freswith]

^ Confuses a tourette with a cowador!

[Juliabam]

^Thinks cowador is a real word because his first tape of the audiobook edition of the dictionary only goes to A

[freswith]

Thinks a dictionary is someone who rides a thesaurus.

[PAMPEREDPET]

likes the smell of a dog shit taco mixed with barbar streisand breath, lol

[freswith]

That, my love, is why I find you so irresistable!