Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Baby Johnny]

Wishes someone would want to change her dirty nappy.

[freswith]

Wants to change Julia's dirty nappy.

(Well spotted Julia - so where's your haiku?)

[Juliabam]

^Wish to race BJ to the changing table

[freswith]

Wants Tom Hanks to change her nappy.

[Juliabam]

^Wants to date Dame Edna

[attends_99]

^ Wants to sweat to the oldies with Richard Simmons

[freswith]

Wants a date with Juliabam. Mad, quite mad.

[Baby Johnny]

Was on a date with Julia but she cooked him.

[freswith]

Works as Julia's bottom-wiper, and pays her for the privilege.

[Juliabam]

^works as BJ's nappy bin and is crying for more!

[freswith]

Works as a bacon slicer in a kosher butchers

[Juliabam]

^Is a puppet(poop it) and has such a high pitched voice only because he's got a hand stuck up his arse!

[Baby Bethany]

^ Filled out an application form for that very job. She wasn't shortlisted.

[Juliabam]

^Wished he was the hand stuck in freswiths arse

[freswith]

Was the original person Kipling had in mind when he wrote:-

"And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

[Juliabam]

^Is one of the few species who actually go fly flishing hoping to catch some more flies!

[freswith]

Wears hobnailed boots in bed.

[Baby Johnny]

Would wear hobnailed boots in bed if he could get them in his size.

[Juliabam]

^Had his bum covered with tefal because it makes it easier to clean!

[Baby Johnny]

Spends her day sticking pins into a homemade frog hoping Freswith will feel it.

^Had his bum covered with tefal because it makes it easier to clean!

It is hard to change those messy diapers by yourself otherwise.

[freswith]

Spends his day hoping to stick things into Julia.

[Juliabam]

^Is said to be tasty !!!

[freswith]

http://scandaroons.blogspot.com/2007/08/amazing-news.html

You will soon have a knock on the door....

[Juliabam]

^Thinks that the story of Batman returns is something that goes on in his toilet!!!

[freswith]

http://flyingfur.typepad.com/flyingfur/200..._eats_frog.html

While watching this little drama, I paid little attention to a pair of green tree frogs that also settled onto the rocks as the bats, packed tightly together, swarmed through the cleft. A bit later, I glanced down and saw, to my great surprise, the back end of a little bent-wing bat hanging out of the mouth of a frog. Frog and python sit there, inches apart, eating bats. The frog makes three gulping movements and the bat disappears.

I returned to the cleft on two more evenings and witnessed frogs eating bats a total of four times, while snakes consumed at least 30 bats. Exactly what led this population of tree frogs to add bats to its menu is uncertain. However, the destruction of alternative roosts worldwide is forcing more and more bats to congregate in fewer locations, making them increasingly vulnerable to predators.

Frogs:4 Bats:0

Frogs go through to the next round.