Baby Johnny Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Has delusions he can perform like an animal Link to comment
freswith Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 ^Has delusions that he is a human being, when in fact he is yet another 500lb Arcturan bat-eating tree-frog with pretensions of becoming enchanted royalty. We're more common than you might imagine. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Has convinced himself he is a frog when he is in fact a fly about to be eaten by a true frog. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Is a bit overambitious for a frog; my wingspan is 55ft! Link to comment
attends_99 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 ^Is currently contemplating what his own legs would taste like deep fried. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Wishes he had some of those deep fried legs. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 ^Tried to deepfry his own legs but found that the taste wasn't worth all that pain! Link to comment
freswith Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Wouldn't even notice if her legs were deep-fried. (She certainly doesn't seem to know when her leg is being pulled...!) Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Getting hungry just thinking about it. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 ^Was sent to Guantanamo for not wanting to deepfry freswiths legs Link to comment
freswith Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 ^ Was sent to Guacamole - like Guantanamo, but greener. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Was banned from Guantanamo. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Worked as a body double for Pavarotti. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 has double as much body as Pavarotti did Link to comment
freswith Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Is hoping to benefit from stem cell therapy if only they can find a cabbage to match her. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 ^Is hoping stemcell therapy one day can bring him back to his tadpole state, so he can swim into a nude bathers penis and take over his human brain, so he can try living as a normal kind person for a while! Link to comment
freswith Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 ^ Is the kind of normal kind person your normal kind mother warned you about. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 ^Is the kind of very un-normal person your mother warned you about. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 ^ is so depressingly normal. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 ^wanted a mommy so badly that he bought an old skeleton wrapped in bandages from Egypt on ebay - he later learned that the seller was dyslexic! Link to comment
attends_99 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 ^Sells her "slightly used" diapers on ebay listed as "new/perfect condition" Link to comment
freswith Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 ^wanted a mommy so badly that he bought an old skeleton wrapped in bandages from Egypt on ebay - he later learned that the seller was dyslexic! Plainly suffers from Mid-Atlantic Confusion The British spelling is "Mummy", American "Mommy", and yet Julia prefers the British term "nappy". Obviously doesn't know her dummy from her pacifier! Agreed, Attends 99. She doesn't realise that she would probably get more for her "nappies" if she decribed them as "used". Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 ^Is a mummy... Oh my god, the mummy returns mum⋅my /ˈmʌmi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [muhm-ee] Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -mies, verb, -mied, -my⋅ing. –noun 1. the dead body of a human being or animal preserved by the ancient Egyptian process or some similar method of embalming. 2. a dead body dried and preserved by nature. 3. a withered or shrunken living being. 4. a dry, shriveled fruit, tuber, or other plant organ, resulting from any of several fungous diseases. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 ^Is a mummy... 3. a withered or shrunken living being. 4. a dry, shriveled fruit, tuber, or other plant organ, resulting from any of several fungous diseases. There's nothing withered or shrunken about me, alas. Not even wrinkled (Except when confronted by Julia, the ultimate pr*ck-shrinker.) The top half of Julia, of course, bears no resemblance to a mummy. While you are doing your very laudable research, Julia, have a look for Loki's daughter, Hel. She's a nice girl, a really nice girl. You'd like her. So much like you. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 ^Thinks I'm a really nice girl !!! Link to comment
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