Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Baby Johnny]

Has delusions he can perform like an animal

[freswith]

^Has delusions that he is a human being, when in fact he is yet another 500lb Arcturan bat-eating tree-frog with pretensions of becoming enchanted royalty. We're more common than you might imagine.

[Baby Johnny]

Has convinced himself he is a frog when he is in fact a fly about to be eaten by a true frog.

[freswith]

Is a bit overambitious for a frog; my wingspan is 55ft!

[attends_99]

^Is currently contemplating what his own legs would taste like deep fried.

[Baby Johnny]

Wishes he had some of those deep fried legs.

[Juliabam]

^Tried to deepfry his own legs but found that the taste wasn't worth all that pain!

[freswith]

Wouldn't even notice if her legs were deep-fried.

(She certainly doesn't seem to know when her leg is being pulled...!)

[Baby Johnny]

Getting hungry just thinking about it.

[Juliabam]

^Was sent to Guantanamo for not wanting to deepfry freswiths legs

[freswith]

^ Was sent to Guacamole - like Guantanamo, but greener.

[Baby Johnny]

Was banned from Guantanamo.

[freswith]

Worked as a body double for Pavarotti.

[Juliabam]

has double as much body as Pavarotti did

[freswith]

Is hoping to benefit from stem cell therapy if only they can find a cabbage to match her.

[Juliabam]

^Is hoping stemcell therapy one day can bring him back to his tadpole state, so he can swim into a nude bathers penis and take over his human brain, so he can try living as a normal kind person for a while!

[freswith]

^ Is the kind of normal kind person your normal kind mother warned you about.

[attends_99]

^Is the kind of very un-normal person your mother warned you about.

[freswith]

^ is so depressingly normal.

[Juliabam]

^wanted a mommy so badly that he bought an old skeleton wrapped in bandages from Egypt on ebay - he later learned that the seller was dyslexic!

[attends_99]

^Sells her "slightly used" diapers on ebay listed as "new/perfect condition"

[freswith]

^wanted a mommy so badly that he bought an old skeleton wrapped in bandages from Egypt on ebay - he later learned that the seller was dyslexic!

Plainly suffers from Mid-Atlantic Confusion The British spelling is "Mummy", American "Mommy", and yet Julia prefers the British term "nappy". Obviously doesn't know her dummy from her pacifier!

Agreed, Attends 99. She doesn't realise that she would probably get more for her "nappies" if she decribed them as "used".

[Juliabam]

^Is a mummy...

Oh my god, the mummy returns

mum⋅my   /ˈmʌmi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [muhm-ee] Show IPA Pronunciation

noun, plural -mies, verb, -mied, -my⋅ing.

–noun 1. the dead body of a human being or animal preserved by the ancient Egyptian process or some similar method of embalming.

2. a dead body dried and preserved by nature.

3. a withered or shrunken living being.

4. a dry, shriveled fruit, tuber, or other plant organ, resulting from any of several fungous diseases.

[freswith]

^Is a mummy...

3. a withered or shrunken living being.

4. a dry, shriveled fruit, tuber, or other plant organ, resulting from any of several fungous diseases.

There's nothing withered or shrunken about me, alas. Not even wrinkled (Except when confronted by Julia, the ultimate pr*ck-shrinker.)

The top half of Julia, of course, bears no resemblance to a mummy.

While you are doing your very laudable research, Julia, have a look for Loki's daughter, Hel. She's a nice girl, a really nice girl. You'd like her. So much like you.

[Juliabam]

^Thinks I'm a really nice girl !!!