Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

coined the phrase "get er done" sold it to larry the cable guy for $20

[Baby Bethany]

^ After seeing an ad for Indian Escorts on this site, he hired one of the girls to change his stinky diaper.

[Juliabam]

Was about to hire one too, but found out his indian friend didn't need any escort

[Smurfie]

^Is deathly afraid of the oompa loompas on Willy Wanka

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

diz português

[Juliabam]

^Is an alien with 3 failed attempts to take over world rulership on his back..now he regrets into childhood and cries all day long because he thinks only loosers can't beat Bush (Editors note: Beating around in the bush does not help anyone to actually beat Bush)

[Guest refridginator]

^has a perverted mind... "beating around in the bush"... hehe.

[Baby Bethany]

^ Thinks of sex every time the word bush is mentioned. The only exception is when he sees a picture of George Bush, when that happens he suddenly stops thinking sexy thoughts.

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

this is start a rumor thread, not point out facts thread!

[Smurfie]

^Thinks that fairys live in bush's, so he spends all his time out in the yard looking for them. Poor fella.

[Guest refridginator]

^snuggles with the fairies she picked clean from the bushes that guitar was searching through

this is start a rumor thread, not point out facts thread!

you'll be hearing of a rumor from me. >

[Smurfie]

^His favorite pet is his fish. He gets so desperatly sad at night, that he can't sleep with his fish. He sleep with his head on the fish tank. (The fish doesn't mind his drool..)

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

spends every weekend painting the homeless.

bring it on refridginator!

[Juliabam]

^Knows this because he used to wake up evry morning painted from top to toe, and therefore decided to stay awake one night pretending to be asleep, se he could find out who did it. Now he wraps himself in plastic wrapping evry evening before going to sleep so it's easier to get cleaned in the morning.

[Smurfie]

^Plunked the snails out of Refridge's fishtank and ate them. Yummy!

[Guest Katharsys]

^ Likes to stick snails down her care-bears' diapers

[Marcus23]

^ Part of the Istanbul Mafia that is planning to invade Canada and take over Newfoundland

[Guest refridginator]

^likes to NOT wear diapers

[Baby Bethany]

^ Only moved to Santa Rosa Beach because he thought it was where Santa goes during the summer. He wanted to get in early with his Christmas wish list.

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

starts useless rumors and slanders random people who happened to be the last one to post in a particularly enlightening thread about viscous liquids and their impact on global warming.

[Baby Bethany]

^ Decided to do his part to prevent global warming by no longer wearing diapers. It proved usless when he had to drive his gas guzzler ten miles to dump his supplies in landfill.

[Juliabam]

^Thinks hiding the fluff from all his nappies in the closet, will help prevent the global warming!

[Guest refridginator]

^thinks global warming happens because there are too many heaters running at one time.

[Baby Bethany]

^ Was so concerned about global warming that he designed a car fuelled by water. The drawback is that it can only use water from a melted ice cap.

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

oft sought fitted clothing by way of selling his dandruff to his home town ski lodge where he also learned that to do truly great work one must not eat with one's dick on the table. At age fifty-seven he owned and operated a grapefruit, gun, and dandruff store in the Congo. Two years later he won an award for the best dandruff in Africa, during his acceptance speech a gummy bear induced snot got lodged in his throat and he died.