If Diapers Had Psychologists...

[dlsafrica]

Can you imagine the range of psychological issues a diaper might have to complain about? 

Like for starters, being thrown away unused, resulting in feelings of relative deprivation (in relation to other diapers) and abandonment.

Maybe it's time to normalise thinking about what makes a diaper really happy.

[rusty pins]

Not to mention all the shit they take.

[ValentinesStuff]

Diapers can change, if they want to.

[rusty pins]

I expect they also get pissed a lot.

[Little Cub Pants]

That REALLY DOES make me wonder, what makes a Diaper happy?!? LOL!????

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

If I were to fantically switch from cloth to disposables, would that be coversion hysteria?

How is a psychiatrist like a cloth diaper before its first washing? They both 'shrink"

Why did the diaper need therapy for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Because it was pampered?

[babykeiff]

6 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Diapers can change, if they want to.

Freudian theory discusses change as concepts of willingness to change, acceptance of change, and advantages and disadvantages of change - not all change is good! @ValentinesStuff, does the diaper want to change, and if it does, will it be a change for good or not?

 

10 hours ago, rusty pins said:

Not to mention all the shit they take.

4 hours ago, rusty pins said:

I expect they also get pissed a lot.

Is all the shit/piss a diaper can expect what the diaper wants? Can the diaper handle all the shit/piss? Will it be an advantage to the diaper or not?

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started southward. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But then the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping sparrow and promptly ate him.

Morale: Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend. If you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

"The Advantage in Your Disadvantage,” from The Healing Power of Humor, by Allen Klein

A cloth diaper in storage may be left there for years and get moth eaten, be used as rags to wipe up engine oil etc, and eventually dumped / burnt. Another may be taken from the warmt of the storage, and placed where it will get full of shit / piss, removed and dunked many times in a toilet, cleaned, dried and replaced into storage.

In the case of a cloth diaper, everyone who fills it with shit is not necessarily its enemy. Everyone who gets shit out of it, is not necessarily its friend. If you’re warm and happy, keep your mouth shut  - for if you are very lucky, good times are around the corner.

 

[ValentinesStuff]

@babykeiff It depends upon whether it is a disposable diaper or a cloth diaper. A disposable diaper will change for good, and a cloth diaper will change often.

[rusty pins]

On 12/3/2022 at 6:36 AM, rusty pins said:

Not to mention all the shit they take.

 

19 hours ago, rusty pins said:

I expect they also get pissed a lot.

They may be very happy to know they have fulfilled their purpose.

[dondl2]

it would be difficult holding on to what it once was. Clean and dry and snug in a pack with friends. Someone just had to make a mess of him.

[LtlGary]

Sounds like an existential crisis! ?

[babykeiff]

A Welsh used diaper has a future.... as a road, so would that mean that life is better in Wales, or would one feel totally washed on and walked on?