Baby Johnny Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ice sailing (By the way--who could afford a full tank of gas in an Edsel? I have a tough time filling up my Mercury) That is why it had to come with one. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Just borrow Julia's wheelchair - 4mph on the straights! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Lace over there....in a gleat lacing car! Link to comment
freswith Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 "Lace over there....in a gleat lacing car!" --- Like a Lotus? (Lace is for the seat of your pants, my dear) Move mellifluously in a magnificent Maserati, or a marvelous Morgan, or maybe even an MG, but mercifully not a Morris Minor! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 "Lace over there....in a gleat lacing car!" --- Like a Lotus? (Lace is for the seat of your pants, my dear) Move mellifluously in a magnificent Maserati, or a marvelous Morgan, or maybe even an MG, but mercifully not a Morris Minor! You clazy man..clazy like a burr. Why would anyone want lacing on their pants, unless ofcourse you mean lacing stlipes...And what is a lotus ? does it have any family ties to a rotus ? Numb you mind and hurry over there before you wake up..it might not take you there faster but it will feel like it. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 You clazy man..clazy like a burr. Why would anyone want lacing on their pants, unless ofcourse you mean lacing stlipes...And what is a lotus ? does it have any family ties to a rotus ? Oh Silly Girl! On left, Lotus. (always drive in Lotus position!). On right, lacy knicks. (Courtesy of HB Enterpise) Learn the difference, silly girl! Lotus is for taking off - if you press the loud pedal. Lacy knicks are for keeping on to protect furniture from wet nappy. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I love Lotus cars. Always thought they were the coolest Colin Chapman was way ahead of his time. Now if only i could afford an Elise (even a used one!!!) Anyway back to our regularly scheduled A to Z: Pop over for a moment in a Porsche Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Quickly drive a 73 Mustang. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Rumble in a Road-Roller Link to comment
freswith Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Trundle in a Tiger tank. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Use a Useful Umbrella (like Mary Poppins) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Vroom vroom in a vivid Volvo Link to comment
freswith Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Xpelled Xplosively from an X-wing fighter. or even ...by Xebec to Xania with Xerxes Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Woww you weally weally weally should clean those glasses..see you forgot a letter!!! Wade over there in a pair of oversized wellingtons as your salvation wessels Link to comment
freswith Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 You caught me out, you wicked woman! The Romans had no "w", and I am actually much older than you might imagine. Yachting in a Yawl to Yarmouth! (PS I had my eyes lasered years ago!) Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Zip over in a ZipCar New topic: excuses for why you didn't do something. After working all day, I just sat for a moment and didn't wake up until morning. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 because babys bum was burning Link to comment
freswith Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 can't cope with crazy constrictions. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 didgeridoo did disgusting dings Link to comment
freswith Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 didgeridoo did disgusting dings ...Oh what a pity, such a good thing you had a nappy on. How's your didgeridoo now dear? Have you didgeridone all of it? (n.b. must reduce her medication) Easily the extreme example of an excessive under-estimate of the effort expended. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Forgot to do it, plain and simple. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Got hit by a garbage truck. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Had a horrendous headache. Link to comment
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