Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 I enjoy reading poetry. I thought I'd start a little poem about our lifestyle, with the hope that some of you more creative folks could add stanzas of your own. I'll start the poem like this: The magic brown bunny jumps out of your tummy, and fills your diaper full. It'll glide and move and tickle your groove, and totally that's no bull. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 I must say that is not me for as you quite plainly can see I have not the time for making a rhume I an too engaged doing pee Link to comment
Spanky Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 A nice warm stinky while you suck on your binky All nice and squishy on your tooshy May all of the gassy passy May your bum be red as a plum. Link to comment
dyperbole Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 People that write on bathroom stalls, Roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these words of wit, Eat those little balls of shit. Link to comment
Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 Another little poem: "In days of old, when knights were bold, and pottys weren't invented, you'd drop your load beside the road, and walk away contented." That little poem brings up an interesting question for us diaper lovers: What was invented first? Was it the potty or was it diapers? So I did a little research and here is what I found: British archeologists digging somewhere in Denmark in 2017 found the remains of a 1000 year old outdoor privvy or outhouse. Diapers were invented in England around 1570. An Englishman named John Adamson invented the modern flush toilet in 1853. Although Sir Thomas Crapper was a real person and indeed a plumber, he did not invent the flush toilet, although he did patent a few improvements to it. So, God bless the English! They are always so pre-occupied with the practical aspects of life. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 There once was a Scottish Bag-piper, Who's playing made him quite hyper, He quickly ran, On his way to the can But ended up filling his diaper! Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 2/1/2019 at 2:08 PM, rusty pins said: Silly of piper been it has to make such a needless haste when a diaper on his ass was there to contain his waste. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 The Piper said, "Oh what the hell, With this diaper on no one can tell, a very safe bet, I wore it to wet, but pooped it and now I do smell!" Link to comment
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