You Might Be An Ab If:

[runaway]

... if:

You still love games like hide and sneek, Red light Green light, kickball, dodgeball (I never liked this one), Mother May I, Red Rover, four square, Heads up 7-Up!

You see a sprinkler and think YAY!

Order a Happy Meal and go straight for the toy

The front seat of the car is still a privilege

Saturday morning cartoons run till Tuesday

You refer to breaks as recess

You play double dare with your grown siblings

Bloody Mary still frightened the bagee bees outta you

Mondays and the first day of school yield the same reaction

Bedtime prayers and goodnight kisses are necessary

Climbing trees isn’t just a memory – you still scout for the perfect strong low branch

Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck makes you gidy

A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers is how your spend summer weekends

The thought of jumpin' on the bed makes you scared to get in trouble - then do it anyway

Pillow fights are a weekly occurrence

Runnin' till you are out of breath is a fun activity – not something that requires cpr

You laugh so hard you pee your pants, then laugh again

Kool-Aid & Icee Cups is the drink of the summer

Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars seems like very handy transport

Wearing your new shoes makes you look down at your feet all day

You still like taking Field Trips! (not road trips)

By getting high you mean swinging

$5 seems like a lot

Toys r Us seems way funner than the mall

Still use words like ‘funner’

Decisions are made by the eeny-meeny-miney-moe method

Your sandwiches must be cut a certain way (DiagonAlley for me)

Mistakes are corrected by exclaiming, "do over!"

Race issues is about arguing who ran the fastest

Catching fireflies is a great way to end a late spring night

Hearing a cuss word makes you go ‘oooooooo!’

The worst thing you catch from the opposite sex is cooties

You think nobody is prettier than Mommy

Mommy's kiss has the power to heal boo boo’s

[leafy kille]

nice list, quite a few of them aply to me and those that dont i wish they did! im so gona have to go to the park when it stops raining and clinb a tree and play on the swings and slides!

leafy

[It's A Boy!]

I like it! I totally agree with lots of the above.

Oh, I thought of a couple!

How about if:

You think monkey bars are much better than drinking bars.

You know sledding is the best winter sport. Or maybe snowman making. It's hard to decide.

Sometime you need a nap, or else you get cranky.

You use the word cranky to describe how you feel when you need a nap/food.

You have a bedtime.

Staying up after bedtime is the best, but you don't last very long.

You still drink milk, but you prefer yours to be chocolate (or hot chocolate).

You have cable mostly because of the better kids' programming. (Disney Channel/Cartoon Network-- hurray!)

Almost all recreational activities are called "play."

Bikes are recreational and transportational.

Some adults are still scary.

"It is too.", "Not-ah!", and "You are!" are still sometimes the best approach to an argument.

This is a fun game! Good work thinking of it!

[sirpoopsalot]

If ...you are drinking an extra dry tanqueray martini with 3 olives and you suddenly get the urge to put in a baby's bottle!!!

[djlamar2]

you watch shows from nick jr. im guilty lol.

[Guest Diaper4Boys]

Not to be an a** or anything, but I thought abs usually are more baby-like. The examples you gave are pretty much for toddlers to preteens. Babies pretty much go goo goo gaa gaa, wear diapers, drink milk, eat baby food, etc. But since I'm no expert in this, perhaps there was something I missed out on?

[It's A Boy!]

Not to be an a** or anything, but I thought abs usually are more baby-like. The examples you gave are pretty much for toddlers to preteens. Babies pretty much go goo goo gaa gaa, wear diapers, drink milk, eat baby food, etc. But since I'm no expert in this, perhaps there was something I missed out on?

No it's fine. I consider myself to be more of a toddler/young child most of the time than to be an actual baby. I mean, it's not like I'm potty trained, but I'm age flexable. Part of it, for me at least, is to enjoy childish activities. I don't worry too much about the age specificness or age appropriateness of them. Like Sir Poop's suggestion, there are times when some of us do things that are totally inappropriate for actual babies in real life, like drinking, but we do it in a childish way. For me, AB is just shorthand to describe the character(s) I ageplay, which are all part of my personality, but may be different ages, though they all wear diapers. For example, I ocassionally pretend to be a 7 year old who still wets the bed. I mostly like to play 2 and 1/2 to 3 and 1/2, but that's not a hard and fast rule by any means. I think that if you look at the "Ideal age" poll you'll see that most of the people who responded consider themselves more toddlers, but that there's not a sense that they can only play that role exclusively. So to answer your question, while I think that baby food and milk from a bottle are fun sometimes, I don't always feel that way. The constant accessories while I play are diapers, my stuffed animal(s), and usually a pacifer at night. My constant fantasy, no matter what age I play, involves being nurtured, having boundries set for me, and being punished if I transgress those boundries. But beyond that, there's some variation.

And so, on with the game!

[runaway]

The term/fetish 'Adult Baby' pretty much includes all age regression stages, not just infant behavior. There isn't a widely recognized term for little girl/boy play other than AR (age regression) or role play, but those are not nouns they are verbs. You need a noun to describe what you might be ... you might be an ass if ... (ass & AB being nouns).

You might be a naughty AB if ...

you refer to fun spoliers as a doo doo head

you incourage agruments by saying 'because why' and say 'nut-uh' when they don't give an answer you like

prefer bad behavior to good behavior just because it gets 'grown ups' mad

you bratafy up to get a spanking, but immediately say somethin incredibly cute - shielding yourself from that spanking

yeah ... playing dirty is the best fun

[turtlepins]

Runaway, you are a delight! Thanks for reminding us just why we chose the AB lifestyle!

A cat named Goerge came to visit my house,

And while he was there he bit my pet mouse!

A dog named Bones came to visit like that!

And while he was here he bit Geroge the cat!

As for me, it all happened before I could cry,

And I'm afraid of teeth, and this is why!

[boy ricky]

... if:

You still love games like hide and sneek, Red light Green light, kickball, dodgeball (I never liked this one), Mother May I, Red Rover, four square, Heads up 7-Up!

I loved your whole list and the one that follows yours.

If your latest colouring has to be put on the fridge

you wait for someone to do up your seat belt

Your thumb feels better in your mouth

You hold hands when crossing the street

If you think a blanket over the kitchen chairs is like camping

Your favourite sheets are Bob the Builder

You wear boots with cartoon people on them

Every puddle seems to be calling your name

If you have to use two hands when you drink out of a regular cup

You wear shoes that light up when you walk

All your Jammies have feet or cartoons on them

You call your pajamas "Jammies"

You wanna ride in the shopping cart instead of walking

You giggle when someone points their finger at you

When raking leaves is about making a big pile to jump in

when an empty box is your favourite toy

You still drink milk, but you prefer yours is in a sippy cup

I posted lots of them on my blog ...

[t baby]

h4h: ... if:

You still love games like hide and sneek, Red light Green light, kickball, dodgeball (I never liked this one), Mother May I, Red Rover, four square, Heads up 7-Up!

You see a sprinkler and think YAY!

Order a Happy Meal and go straight for the toy

The front seat of the car is still a privilege

Saturday morning cartoons run till Tuesday

You refer to breaks as recess

You play double dare with your grown siblings

Bloody Mary still frightened the bagee bees outta you

Mondays and the first day of school yield the same reaction

Bedtime prayers and goodnight kisses are necessary

Climbing trees isn’t just a memory – you still scout for the perfect strong low branch

Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck makes you gidy

A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers is how your spend summ er weekends

The thought of jumpin' on the bed makes you scared to get in trouble - then do it anyway

Pillow fights are a weekly occurrence

Runnin' till you are out of breath is a fun activity – not something that requires cpr

You laugh so hard you pee your pants, then laugh again

Kool-Aid & Icee Cups is the drink of the summer

Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars seems like very handy transport

Wearing your new shoes makes you look down at your feet all day

You still like taking Field Trips! (not road trips)

By getting high you mean swinging

$5 seems like a lot

Toys r Us seems way funner than the mall

Still use words like ‘funner’

Decisions are made by the eeny-meeny-miney-moe method

Your sandwiches must be cut a certain way (DiagonAlley for me)

Mistakes are corrected by exclaiming, "do over!"

Race issues is about arguing who ran the fastest

Catching fireflies is a great way to end a late spring night

Hearing a cuss word makes you go ‘oooooooo!’

The worst thing you catch from the opposite sex is cooties

You think nobody is prettier than Mommy

Mommy's kiss has the power to heal boo boo’s

I gets me happy meals at least 3 times a week JUST for the toy , I always pee in my pants dats why me hab diapers on, Oh, and my sandwiches too hab too be diagonaly, Gueses me till a baby then YAYYYYY!!!!

[boy ricky]

I gets me happy meals at least 3 times a week JUST for the toy , I always pee in my pants dats why me hab diapers on, Oh, and my sandwiches too hab too be diagonaly, Gueses me till a baby then YAYYYYY!!!!

Yeppers you still a baby! I get the toys allthe time. Daddy asks me at the counter which toy i wanT lots of fun cause the person at the counter just figured out the toy was for me!

[Incomplete Dude]

Here's all the ones that apply to me in some form or measure. I added my comments in brackets afterwards, of which most are positive, but some are negative. Life's like that, I guess.

You still love games like hide and sneek, Red light Green light, dodgeball (Removed those that do not apply)

The front seat of the car is still a privilege (I can reach all the console buttons! Weeee!)

Saturday morning cartoons run till Tuesday (I like watching cartoons, but don't for fear of what my family would think)

You play double dare with your grown siblings (Well, not double, but definitely all kinds of dares)

Bedtime prayers and goodnight kisses are necessary (I just don't get them)

Climbing trees isn

[Codymoogle]

You might be an AB if you run away from girls (if you're a boy) or boys (if you're a girl) going, "EWWWWWWWWW, cooooties!" Except mommies and daddies, 'cause mommies and daddies don't have cooties. Hehe!

[boy ricky]

Here's all the ones that apply to me in some form or measure. I added my comments in brackets afterwards, of which most are positive, but some are negative. Life's like that, I guess.

I'll add some of my own later, but right now, I need to sleep.

I like your notes, way cool

I am always losing my sippy cups good thing daddy is around cause he knows where they are!

[Incomplete Dude]

Ok, here's some of my own, as promised:

When you feel bad, your first reaction is along the lines of, "I need my mommy/daddy/teddy/pacifier/etc."

You describe nice and fast cars as "pretty".

When something happens to you, you make sure the whole world knows about it!

When you visit relatives, you spend most your time with the other children, watching cartoons and playing games.

You arrange cute and cuddly things, so that others will see them, and hopefully, their day will be brightened.

Hugs are almost as important as breathing.

You complain to your parents or SO that the house is too bland and white. It needs more colour!

Softness and fuzziness are your primary measures of quality.

If someone else is crying or laughing, you feel like doing the same, even if you don't know why.

You keep a teddy in your backpack, because it's too stressful not to have one around.

If someone wrongs you, you get quite upset, but only for 15 minutes, because after that you've forgotten what it was.

Japanese RPGs are your game of choice, only because of the pretty scenes, cartoony characters and heroic stories.

Costumes can make any occasion special.

You love satirical humour, because of how silly it is.

Being called a "baby" makes you feel special and valued.

Going back in life allows you to go forward.

[pacifierboy]

Ok that last post completly describes me !!!!!

[DollyDiaper]

Ok, here's some of my own, as promised:

You describe nice and fast cars as "pretty".

Uh oh fast cars are described as "Vroom > > > !"

D lly

[t baby]

VROOM!! VROOM!!

[Forever3]

Some from my list:

If you admit to watching (and liking) Barney.

If you wish you could put your boss in "time out".

If you refer to your boss as "nanny/teacher".

If you have "oopsies".

If giving "puppy-eyes" still works.

If food-fights are still a daily occurence.

If you play and eat your food with your hands. (I still eat skeddy with my hands)

If you call spagetti "skeddy".

More to come.

[Guest dorkster]

I don't have any to add (but there all really funny), but Forever3, your sig is the funniest thing ever... thats a good idea lol... my gf said she likes kinky stuff, I wonder how kinky

[t baby]

You might be an adult baby if you can't use a "child proof" lighter cause i sure as heck can't

[Forever3]

If you raise your hand and ask permission to speak during meetings.

If the worst word in your vocab is: Doo-doo head.

[pottypants]

If you are still afraid of da potty monster, and if you still call that thingee that adults use instead of diapers da potty

[diapermommie]

If you keep a paci in your pocket at work cuz it makes you feel better

If you visit the toy and baby aisles of every store you go into

If you wear your diaper to work and giggle every time you hear it crinkle

If the biggest communication problem you and your partner have is because you both have pacis in your mouth

If you watch cartoon theme songs on youtube (Gummibears, bouncin here and there and everywhere!)

If you get jealous over the toys your own kids get for Christmas