maly Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 What do you call someone who is turned on by santa? A ho ho sexual. Link to comment
beallucanb Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Wow that makes me a homosexual and a Ho ho sexual, I wonder if it makes me Bi. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 No, it makes you buy 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 What do you call a person who, having it deeply ingrained inot her that you were being so constatnly and intensly watched that it is known if you were naughty or nice, has an immense fear of Santa? Clausetrophobic Link to comment
SnazzyNappies Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Rudolf the red nose reindeer was killed recently over Barcelona by being hit by a flock of birds and a 747 jet. People say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane Link to comment
rusty pins Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..... Link to comment
Steveorstephanie Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Last year, there was a massive box under the tree for me. I ripped the wrapping paper off and opened the box. Inside was another box, so I opened that one. Guess what, there was another box inside that one too. This kept happening as I opened box after box, each one getting smaller. 25 boxes later, I was left with a small matchbox sized box. I carefully opened it and inside was a single grain of rice! attached to it was a gift tag with the message……………………………… wait for it…………………"Happy Christmas from Uncle Ben" Sorry about that one, but I thought it was funny. Link to comment
dlover49 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Actually, Mrs. Claus left Santa because he only comes once a year! Link to comment
square_duck Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 How does Santa stop his reindeer once they land on your roof???? Ho! Ho! HO! of coarse! (or "Whoa Whoa whoa" if you want) Link to comment
maly Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 This year i put all the decorations up myself... I am still in hospital having them removed! 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 This year i put all the decorations up myself... I am still in hospital having them removed! Link to comment
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