So, a pirate walks into a bar...

[lilme`]

So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate -- peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants.

[DavidMW]

(heard that today. I thought it was hilarious )

Made me laugh out loud.

[Kaidus]

Nice one ROTFLMFAOOL!

[Creepymouse]

Someone's been watching My Name Is Earl.

[lilme`]

This joke was on that show?

[babychubby]

[square_duck]

*sigh*

[Eggster]

Very punny. Made me laugh and then immediately groan

[Zander]

I'd figured out the punchline when reading ..."he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants"... but

[Lanthey]

*Face palm*

[ForbiddenFruit]

I'd heard the 'driving me nuts' one before but never with a pirate, so I assumed it was this:

[diaperpt]

aaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!

[lilme`]

hehe

[ForbiddenFruit]

A Catholic, a Muslim, and an Orthodox Jew walk into a bar.

[rusty pins]

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

[maly]

Ok. So here goes my own joke i made it up myself on a long coach journey to my mum and dad.

A giant snail is bombing down the motor way in beat up old 's' reg car he's going 80... 90... 100! miles an hour!

[square_duck]

A Catholic, a Muslim, and an Orthodox Jew walk into a bar.

What a diverse society we live in.

Or there are to many drunken religious leaders around