freswith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Oh dear! I'm so sorry to displace you, but I'm afraid I just have to. I will do it with my customary elegance and politeness:- Move yer bum, it's my turn! Link to comment
wetman Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Speaking of bums: how do frogs tell where their bum starts? It must be rather hard for you to find any fitting nappies with that shape. (An image of froggypoo floating* in St. James' park lake comes to mind,) Anyway, mused on this long enough, I win. * and somewhat interfering with any deep resonances... Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The "deep resonances" I believe are the results of frog farts under water which takes me to my next topic of Me winning! Link to comment
aleyxsis Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Do ducks fart in the water Mr square ? just curious oh and I Win ! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Inserts the last fish in the slot machine annndddd...... WINS THE JACKPOT!!! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 ...Awards Bonsai the Pisspot... Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Bean burritos make me fart, which is kind of fun, since it acts as a propellant and I don't have to paddle my feets. It's kind of like jet propulsion, and save me energy....so I can keep WINNING! Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 noone tells me to move my bum especially someone who doesnt know there bum starts...i suggest you start trying to work it out... while you do that i'll just stay here and win Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 May I suggest he work it out with a pencil while I sit here and continue to win Link to comment
freswith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I worked it out with a spreadsheet: I've won. Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 oh no you did it wrong thats your head not your bum...try again i love winning...which is what im doing now by the way Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Butt only for the moment Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 huh? no im still winning and not just for the moment...FOREVER hehehehehehehe Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 AH! but forever always seems so short when you're having fun Hope you enjoyed yourself Link to comment
freswith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Forever is very short in your case, Duckie. Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I never presumed to win forever, but I take what I can get....which means I am currently still winning Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 A square duck that is winning? Who ever heard of such a thing? Surely not me, because I win. Link to comment
wetman Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Inserts the last fish in the slot machine annndddd...... WINS THE JACKPOT!!! You're in the wrong thread. ...and I win. Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 back where i belong...the winners place Link to comment
aleyxsis Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 You seem sweet lilshy.But i must take over the winners place and WIN !!! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Winning again... and again... and again... Let's celebrate! Link to comment
wetman Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 ... Let's celebrate! wetman's victory. I agree. Link to comment
daddy-jonny Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 shoots confittie in the air i win again! Link to comment
wetman Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 No, you don't. <gathers confetti and stuffs it down Johnny's diaper> Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 If I were Johnny, I might be shouting "ABUSE! ABUSE!" Instead, however, I am shouting, "I WIN!" Link to comment
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