The "Have You Tried?" Game

[Juliabam]

Not at all. I was trained in ultraviolence (wholesale division).

Perhaps I should give you the opportunity? (two pees - but then you've probably already put the other one into your nappy.)

That would probably not be a healthhy meeting

have you tried killing yourself in other ways?

[freswith]

Please understand you cannot catch Frog Plague from a kiss. (Only from an email).

What do you do/did you do for a living?

[Jackiewope]

I'm a tailor of sorts!

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why do you think they wrote a song about it?

[BabyJune]

The verse is: "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care." Somebody else might care.

Have you ever tried writing new words to an old melody?

[underwhere]

Yes, and the results are usually pretty funny, or weird, depending on who is listening.

Have you ever shaked hands with a celebrity? (I have on a few occasions)

[Juliabam]

Yes, and the results are usually pretty funny, or weird, depending on who is listening.

Have you ever shaked hands with a celebrity? (I have on a few occasions)

Yes!

Would you like to touch me now?

[freswith]

Madam, you keep your "Now" to yourself!

Have you ever held a snake?

[Juliabam]

A real live one ? No!

Have you ever tried meassuring your snake?

[BabyJune]

Sure. And every time it gets longer, I call it an "adder."

Have you ever laughed at a really bad pun? (If you say that this is a bad one, I'll cry).

[underwhere]

Yes, but only because my puns are usually far worse than those which I laugh at.

Have you ever written in a candidate in an election, whether a real or ficticious candidate?

[Entropy]

No. I'm not sure that you can even do that in the UK.

Have you ever got tinnitus from going to a rock concert?

[:dlb]

nope

have you seen grandma naked?

[BabyJune]

Only once. Not really a big deal.

Did you ever lie to someone to protect their feelings? (No, gramma, I didn't see you naked--honest)

[Bonsai]

Sure, but not so often. I usually lie because the truth is too complex to be explained and understood.

when have you been closer to death? How?

[:dlb]

back when i was first burned in 1990.. I went into resp. failure at least 3 times.

Have you ever tried caviar?

[Bonsai]

Once.

How much cooked do you wish your steak?

[:dlb]

med rare

have you read the rules here?

[BabyJune]

A long time ago

Have you ever painted something and said, "Why the heck did I choose THAT color?"

[:dlb]

umm nope

Have you ever fell in a deep puddle?

[Bonsai]

Yeah, when the thin ice layer over it broke.

Have you ever thought that, sometimes, is better to be unpredictable rather than strictly follow a logic plan?

[:dlb]

umm im not sure

have you ever gone streaking across the lawn?

[Entropy]

No, I've got too many neighbors!

Have you ever woken up in somebody else's bed and not known how you got there?

[Eir]

Nope.

Have you ever tuned your radio alarm clock to a Mariachi station, and set it go off at 6 am to get even with the neighbors?

[BabyJune]

Nope. I just have a simple alarm clock and it isn't loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

Have you ever failed to confess to a bad deed?

[lovelylittle]

yes, i lied to my best friend about my number of sexual partners in high school to make myself sound cooler and 7 years later she still thinks i've had 3 more than i have

have you ever eaten an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting?