Juliabam Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Not at all. I was trained in ultraviolence (wholesale division). Perhaps I should give you the opportunity? (two pees - but then you've probably already put the other one into your nappy.) That would probably not be a healthhy meeting have you tried killing yourself in other ways? Link to comment
freswith Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Please understand you cannot catch Frog Plague from a kiss. (Only from an email). What do you do/did you do for a living? Link to comment
Jackiewope Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I'm a tailor of sorts! If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why do you think they wrote a song about it? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 The verse is: "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care." Somebody else might care. Have you ever tried writing new words to an old melody? Link to comment
underwhere Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Yes, and the results are usually pretty funny, or weird, depending on who is listening. Have you ever shaked hands with a celebrity? (I have on a few occasions) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Yes, and the results are usually pretty funny, or weird, depending on who is listening. Have you ever shaked hands with a celebrity? (I have on a few occasions) Yes! Would you like to touch me now? Link to comment
freswith Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Madam, you keep your "Now" to yourself! Have you ever held a snake? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 A real live one ? No! Have you ever tried meassuring your snake? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Sure. And every time it gets longer, I call it an "adder." Have you ever laughed at a really bad pun? (If you say that this is a bad one, I'll cry). Link to comment
underwhere Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Yes, but only because my puns are usually far worse than those which I laugh at. Have you ever written in a candidate in an election, whether a real or ficticious candidate? Link to comment
Entropy Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 No. I'm not sure that you can even do that in the UK. Have you ever got tinnitus from going to a rock concert? Link to comment
:dlb Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 nope have you seen grandma naked? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Only once. Not really a big deal. Did you ever lie to someone to protect their feelings? (No, gramma, I didn't see you naked--honest) Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Sure, but not so often. I usually lie because the truth is too complex to be explained and understood. when have you been closer to death? How? Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 back when i was first burned in 1990.. I went into resp. failure at least 3 times. Have you ever tried caviar? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Once. How much cooked do you wish your steak? Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 med rare have you read the rules here? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 A long time ago Have you ever painted something and said, "Why the heck did I choose THAT color?" Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 umm nope Have you ever fell in a deep puddle? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Yeah, when the thin ice layer over it broke. Have you ever thought that, sometimes, is better to be unpredictable rather than strictly follow a logic plan? Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 umm im not sure have you ever gone streaking across the lawn? Link to comment
Entropy Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 No, I've got too many neighbors! Have you ever woken up in somebody else's bed and not known how you got there? Link to comment
Eir Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Nope. Have you ever tuned your radio alarm clock to a Mariachi station, and set it go off at 6 am to get even with the neighbors? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Nope. I just have a simple alarm clock and it isn't loud enough for the neighbors to hear. Have you ever failed to confess to a bad deed? Link to comment
lovelylittle Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 yes, i lied to my best friend about my number of sexual partners in high school to make myself sound cooler and 7 years later she still thinks i've had 3 more than i have have you ever eaten an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting? Link to comment
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