Guest jhnny30 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm ab/dl, been around a while. I came across this prayer recently and part of the deal is you have to publish it, so here it is... Dear Heart of Jesus, in the past I have asked you for many favours. This time I ask you this very special one (I want to wet the bed every night). Take it, dear Heart of Jesus, and place it within your own broken Heart, where your Father sees it. Then, in His merciful eyes, it will become Your favour, not mine. Amen. I promise to publish this prayer. Say this prayer for three days. promise publication and favour will be granted. never known to fail. Link to comment
timmyc Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 You can do whatever you want, but personally I save my prayers for more important things. 1 Link to comment
Darkfinn Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Just be careful what you wish for. Link to comment
naughty_baby Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Errrrrrrrr....yeah...ok. Right well.. I wanna win the lottery! Yeah would be great but cant see it working. Wish all ya like 2 Link to comment
Brudda Voodu Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I think people need to consider that if God exists, he may not give a shit about you. 1 Link to comment
wetvinyl Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Hmmm... I don't see "voluntary bedwetting" on there. Must be an older machine. Good luck in your endeavor. 1 Link to comment
BriGuy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Miss guided much? Asking god to help facilitate in an individuals fetish! That's a new one for me... Link to comment
Codymoogle Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 1st post fail. Religious or not, pray or not, it makes no difference to the fail of this post...This post as a first post is just utter fail, in my humble opinion...Oh, and because of I came across this prayer recently and part of the deal is you have to publish it being so similar to those "forwards" that you "have" to pass along, I firmly believe that this is a nice big chunk of post Spam. Yummy, yummy, in my tummy post Spam FAIL. Part of a nutritious breakfast. ~ moogle Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 You know, when my christian friends send me christian chain letters via email i just delete them. Was there a point to your thread? Please leave and stop making us look stupid. For the rest of you, stop feeding the troll. Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 This is an example of prayers becoming modern, 18th century prayer becomes Metallica lyrics. Did you know you can sing Amazing Grace to the theme song from Gilligan's Island? My old man almost pissed his pants in church one sunday when I said that to him. It works perfectly. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 There are churches who use these types of prayers... One in Tulsa keeps sending them to me... It doesn't jive with mainstream beliefs, however... The idea of having to stick some little card under the pillow, or "publish" a prayer online, or kneel on a piece of paper for x amount of time, or whatever, in order to bribe God is, quite frankly against my religion. We believe that God would be more insulted than inclined to grant your wish. Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 There are churches who use these types of prayers... One in Tulsa keeps sending them to me... It doesn't jive with mainstream beliefs, however... The idea of having to stick some little card under the pillow, or "publish" a prayer online, or kneel on a piece of paper for x amount of time, or whatever, in order to bribe God is, quite frankly against my religion. We believe that God would be more insulted than inclined to grant your wish. Thank you!!!!! When I was at my bible School in Oklahoma a few years back the head preacher made fun of all that stuff, he veen brought in some of the crap he received from area churches. It was more of a "I better not ever catch any of you doing this" kind of lecture. The ministry was faith oriented however still grounded in common sense, which I liked. Link to comment
PArms Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I don't open anything that's forwarded to me. If someone can't find the time to actually write me, then I don't want it. If something is so important that you need me to read it, then by all means Copy and Paste in a new message. Link to comment
paradox Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Dear god, Please send me a burrito, for I am hungry and I am to lazy to go to the fridge which is twenty feet away. Signed, I only sin sometimes Link to comment
sarah_ab Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 if god is in the giving mood think i could get a car? Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 if god is in the giving mood think i could get a car? a honda accord? Link to comment
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