Baxter Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Well where do I start? Today at work about 30 minutes until my lunch break I though I could let a fart go (not uncommon) and be safe. Thank god I had a diaper on or I'd have a big brown spot on the back of my pants. I had diarrhea and I didn't know it untill it was to late. So there I was sitting in a turd tea bag not knowing what else to do when the second wave hit me. I just let it go and for that moment I thought "Holy shit. Not only do I stink right now but I'm a walking cesspool". Needless to say I took my lunch break early. Is there anyone who has ever had this happen? I got home stripped and hit the shower. I got a fresh diaper on (I usually do), got my lunch and went back in to work. Link to comment
speedy_d's Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 "turd tea bag" That is an awesome description! I might steal that for my own personal use lol! I'll coin a new phrase for your incident: "TGIWWAD!" = Thank God I Was Wearing A Diaper! Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Ahh I play that game everday thanks to my diabetes. It's always an adventure when you're never sure if it's going to be a fart or shart. Link to comment
speedy_d's Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Might make for an interesting gambling or drinking game . "Okay everyone, if the next one is a shart then everyone has to take a shot... and then you guys have to duke it out over who is going to change his diaper" ;-) Link to comment
TDL Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Might make for an interesting gambling or drinking game . "Okay everyone, if the next one is a shart then everyone has to take a shot... and then you guys have to duke it out over who is going to change his diaper" ;-) i so much lol'ed at that ... Link to comment
Knuxie Fawks Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 It just goes to show that whether you intend to use them or not, wearing a diaper is still better than not wearing one. You never know when you're going to have a traumatizing accident that if not in diapers would be substantially worse. Link to comment
Rockies Fan in Diapers Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Lol Agreed & I Second that Motion Knuxie Link to comment
fluff Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Diapers, like personal accident airbags... I've not had that (or similar) happen while wearing a nappy, while not wearing one though thats another story. Link to comment
Opie Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Yeah, I know how you feel. I think I got a bad piece of food the other day. I can't wear diapers at work, and i had two days of the Hershey squirts. Sucks when you forget about them and think it's just a fart. Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 i had a close call right outside a starbucks one day. I broke their toilet. Link to comment
anondl Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "Dyslexics Untie!" This has probably been around in the community for years but is is the first time I've seen heard it. Anondl Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Sad part is I thought i made it up until i saw it somewhere else. Link to comment
redneck diaper boy Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Shit Happens! I use to do that all the time until the surgeons knife corrected the nasty problem. For those who desire incontinence, it is no fun at all. Well where do I start? Today at work about 30 minutes until my lunch break I though I could let a fart go (not uncommon) and be safe. Thank god I had a diaper on or I'd have a big brown spot on the back of my pants. I had diarrhea and I didn't know it untill it was to late. So there I was sitting in a turd tea bag not knowing what else to do when the second wave hit me. I just let it go and for that moment I thought "Holy shit. Not only do I stink right now but I'm a walking cesspool". Needless to say I took my lunch break early. Is there anyone who has ever had this happen? I got home stripped and hit the shower. I got a fresh diaper on (I usually do), got my lunch and went back in to work. Link to comment
woodcutter Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 happen to me comming out of cvs my tummy rumbled in the store and when i got out the door and farted but it was all water then I couldn't stop it, by the time I got to my truck my diaper was completly filled. Link to comment
pissed_myself Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 "turd tea bag" That is an awesome description! I might steal that for my own personal use lol! I'll coin a new phrase for your incident: "TGIWWAD!" = Thank God I Was Wearing A Diaper! LOL, I had a TGIWWAD the other day... Not much but definitely a decent skidmark... And yes, TGIWWAD.... that has only happened twice in my life (the other time was in grade school; I went home 'sick' that day in a hurry -- I think the school nurse thought I was faking being sick as I had no fever, etc.) Link to comment
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