The Vending Machine Game

[Juliabam]

receives a lemon pie and a cookie. Inserts two dollar bills

Machine says thank you, and walks off....

Inserts tracking device!

[daddybrian]

Gets a GPS unit. Inserts 20 dollars

[Bettypooh]

Gets 3 Pence, 2 Baht, and 1 Rial, and 4 Yen in change

Gets a World Tour Pamphlet from the "Fly By Night" Travel Agency in Nigeria

Bettypooh

[daddybrian]

Inserts twenty more dollars. Waits to see how machine will react

[Juliabam]

Inserts twenty more dollars. Waits to see how machine will react

Machine dances for 2 seconds and then stands deadstill again...Come on, you know how those human sculptures function already...

Inserts a bagel with creamcheese

[daddybrian]

Gets bagel with cream cheese. Inserts dating book and two dollars

[freswith]

Gets Juliabam

(whimpers)

Inserts tube of superglue

[Juliabam]

Gets Juliabam

(whimpers)

Inserts tube of superglue

Aaaaannnnd then you get stuck (HAH now we've got ya..)

Inserts glue solvent, because why should the poor machine have to suffer...?

[freswith]

Machine emits masses of brighty coloured flowers and develops pimples around its delivery slot before subsiding into a stupor.

insert sennapod.

[Juliabam]

Machine emits masses of brighty coloured flowers and develops pimples around its delivery slot before subsiding into a stupor.

insert sennapod.

And it then gets you in a situation of needing a toilet badly!

Insert toilet paper to tease Freswith, because now he misses it!

[freswith]

Machine emits chain of little cut-out paper men and an origami model of the Brandenburg Gate.

Inserts pair of thigh-high kinky boots.

[Juliabam]

Machine emits chain of little cut-out paper men and an origami model of the Brandenburg Gate.

Inserts pair of thigh-high kinky boots.

Machine reveals itself as drag queen.

Inserts note with request for a date with vending machine on behalf of Freswith (He asked me to do it, he dared not ask the machine himself)

[freswith]

Dyslexic machine arranges date for Juliabam with Freswith. Machine turns up in cassock and dog-collar, holding prayer book.

Insert credit card to pay for intimate dinner-for-two and intimate hospital treatment for one.

[Juliabam]

Dyslexic machine arranges date for Juliabam with Freswith. Machine turns up in cassock and dog-collar, holding prayer book.

Insert credit card to pay for intimate dinner-for-two and intimate hospital treatment for one.

Machine uses creditcard to empty Freswiths bankaccount, buys a nice flower and visits Freswith on the hospital to tell him how much he liked to boots Freswith gave him, and to ask Freswith out on a date.

Inserts Freswiths calendar so the machine can see which days Freswith are free for a date.

[freswith]

Machine arranges date for February 30th, the only date Freswith has free.

Insert sexy picture of Julia's wheelchair and tell machine that the wheelchair is rich, handsome, and looking for a vending machine just like it for a deep meaningful and physical relationship. All it has to do is get rid of wheelchair's current occupant.

[Juliabam]

Machine looks at chair, and decides for the more organic form "the Frog" as a perfect mating partner, and chases Freswith around the town.

Inserts frog net and a mint to give to Freswith before kissing him!

[freswith]

Freswith retires to lilypad in the middle of lake. Machine emits sparks and smoke and has complete breakdown.

Insert squirt of WD40

[Juliabam]

Machine takesw 1 minutes break to regain strength, then spits out tons of concrete until lake is one solid block whereafter it continues its hunt on freswith

inserts good luck charm!

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out the leprechaun from that cereal commercial

Insert a four-leaf clover

[daddybrian]

gets a card from a single female who didn't give her name. inserts business card hoping to get contacted.

[freswith]

Gets stack of business cards from professional women, advertising some unusual services.

Inserts driver's instruction manual for a sedan chair.

(Juliabam obviously doesn't know what WD40 is!)

[Juliabam]

Machine returns driving instructions for amphibian vehicle...

Inserts a million bad excuses!!

(Juliabam obviously doesn't know what WD40 is!)

Come on, only bonedry nearly extinct old frogs need extra lubricants!!!

[freswith]

Machine delivers a smooth, convincing party election manifesto.

Inserts DVD of "Zulu"

Come on, only bonedry nearly extinct old frogs need extra lubricants!!!

(Come on dear. you're not supposed to DRINK WD40. Stick to the metal polish, please!)

[DL_DB]

Machine pops out hundreds of African warriors with spears.

Inserts a broken alarm clock.

[Juliabam]

Machine arrives at next delivery point too late and gives out nothing!

Inserts something to have it in...