The Vending Machine Game

[freswith]

Waste bin shakes, rattles, emits Alpha and Beta particles and finally issues a pair of pink, frilly Y-fronts.

Inserts waste bin into machine.

[Juliabam]

Waste bin shakes, rattles, emits Alpha and Beta particles and finally issues a pair of pink, frilly Y-fronts.

Inserts waste bin into machine.

vending machine shake rattle and rolls whereafter it spits out a robotic frog that instantly tries to mate Freswith.

Inserts cyborgtadpoles into vendingmachinewastebin

[Dougie]

Vending machine is repaired by Dougie, and spits out a new baby bat for Juliabam.

Inserts 5 unshaprened pencils.

[Bettypooh]

Gets a wastebin that has trouble hopping up stairs and keeps saying "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

*Inserts mechanical frog leg*

[acemanner]

*recieves glowstick*

-inserts repairman-

[Juliabam]

*recieves glowstick*

-inserts repairman-

Gets back a note saying "Rejected!!, defective item!!" pulls out repairman and inserts him into waste bin.

[acemanner]

*inserts defective item notice back into machine*

-recieves repairman-

....wait what?

[babykeiff]

inserts repairman again

gets another bill, and a two week wait for a new part since this machine is not like anyone the repairman has ever seen before

[Dougie]

Damn machine is broken again.

babykeiff gets a chinese repair manual for vending machine.

Dougie inserts a shiny new car key.

[freswith]

Dougie gets a shiny new car, but no key will fit it.

Inserts tadpole.

[Juliabam]

Dougie gets a shiny new car, but no key will fit it.

Inserts tadpole.

Freswith gets back a ticket from the policeman who just came round the corner as he was trying to "emit" his tadpoles into a vending machine.. Baad froggy, keep your hands above the covers and for gods sake out of your pockets, and keep the thing out of the vending machine slot (afterall it was not a slut).

Inserts photo of freswith caught in the act!

[ajc2000]

Not going near vender till it's been cleaned of freswith tadpoles.

Calls cleaner.

Saw this and thought of here

[Dougie]

The vending machine gets bleached are steamcleaned.

Dougie inserts useless new car before he gets a ticket for double parking.

[Juliabam]

The vending machine gets bleached are steamcleaned.

Dougie inserts useless new car before he gets a ticket for double parking.

Dougie gets back a nice pink tricykle with a square frontwheel..

Insert evil laughter...

[ajc2000]

Insert evil laughter...

Get back a juliabam

[Juliabam]

Get back a juliabam

Jams AJ, with great dificulty, through the narrow slot of the vending machine, gets back evil laughter!!!

[freswith]

inserts forefinger.....

[Dougie]

Gets back what's left of bloody forefinger.

Dougie inserts pink square wheeled tricycle.

[freswith]

Gets back Salvador Dali's floppy watch.

Inserts tax demand.

[Bettypooh]

Gets an accountant and a Tax lawyer- and a huge bill from both of them

Inserts Tax Lawyer (and sends accountant off to find "White-out" for red pencil marks)

Bettypooh

[freswith]

Gets large pile of shredded paper which is then reconstituted into Tony Blair's missing parliamentary expense claims.

Inserts Hilary Clinton

[babykeiff]

gets back John McCain.

I am tired of the vending machine. All it throws out is rubbish

Re-inserts John McCain

[Bettypooh]

Gets back a butt plug marked "Vote for McCain"

Inserts butt plug into slot (using surgical gloves)

Bettypooh

[freswith]

Butt plug ejected with enormous force. Knocks luckless pheasant out of the sky.

Inserts dead pheasant, feathers and all.

[Juliabam]

Butt plug ejected with enormous force. Knocks luckless pheasant out of the sky.

Inserts dead pheasant, feathers and all.

freswith gets back a feather boa and a card with the text. "congratulations, the stars say you're a trans - Greetings your psychic astrology genie"

Inserts freswith and a bit of chocolate