BabyJune Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Machine spits out a Form 1040, but no instructions on how to fill it out because the government screwed it up this year. (Real life story!) Insert an I.O.U. to the IRS. Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Machine spits out alphabet soup. Insert dictionary. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Machine produces shredded dictionary and noticeably less-enraged wolverine. Inserts a Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Machine emits a smile and a burp Inserts a box of Little Debbie "Star Crunch" snacks Link to comment
freswith Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Machine pukes. Insert shot of gin to settle it's stomach. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Machine likes it and begs for more. Inserts whiskey instead. Link to comment
:dlb Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 machine gets angry drunk and starts cussing insert a chill pill Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 machine gets very cold and gets frost bite. Insert lawyer to sue maker of chill pill. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 spits out subpeona for me as witness.. inserts bribe Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Machine laughs hysterically at the bribery attempt, and spits out a very stern judge who gladly pockets the bribe before sentencing dlb on a charge of inciting corruption. Inserts document shredder, to cover up the tracks left behind by the bribe. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Gets a partially shredded pic of the USS Pueblo Inserts shipping manifest Bettypooh Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Take shipping manifest (*scatch head not knowing what it is.) put the shipping manifest back and a man in a vest. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Man in vest looks over shipping manifest, notices he is not on it, and jumps out, running after ajc2000 while yodeling. Inserts one Yodel and two Ring Dings. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 spits out a fat man playing polka on a trombone Insert a steelers jersey. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Machine produces COPS jersey. Inserts copy of theme from Knight Rider. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Machine gets addicted to singing theme from Knight Rider, wants to quit, but can't. Inserts copy of a 12 step program for ridding oneself of addictions. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Machine issues one-step answer to ridding oneself of quack medical cures. Insert half-a-pound of tuppenny rice Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 spits out request for soy sauce insert darth vader helmet Link to comment
Creepymouse Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 spits out a smoking podracer insert Jar Jar Binks Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 spits out c3po insert gold car rims. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Insert trash can on wheels Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Gets Bettypooh's car (in need of a cleaning! ) Inserts coupon for free car wash Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 aims hose at you and sprays u down... Insert dinosaur dna. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Machine produces cloning machine that will even sort out degraded DNA samples. Inserts one of the jarred thylacine pups that they were goinna try to clone. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Machine produces hybrids of Thylacine and Allosaurus which run amuck all over Kansas. Insert Russell Brand, head first. Link to comment
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