The Vending Machine Game

[freswith]

Machine issues lighted fuse and a receipt for 2.5 tons of high explosive, (signed by Osama Bin Liner)

Insert bottle of Marston's "Owd Roger" extra strong ale.

[:dlb]

spits out dui-ticket.

Insert kayak.

[Yvhuce]

Produces an oar.

Inserts nuke with 13 second timer and smashed control panel.

[freswith]

Machine makes a cranking noise, blue light starts flashing on top, and the whole thing dematerialises right in front of your eyeses. Twenty minutes later there is a bright flash from near Jupiter. Then the machine reappears right behind Yvhuce, issues a blast of ice-cold Jovian nitrogen and blows Yvhuce into the Land of Oz. It sure ain't Kansas!

Insert ruby slippers.

[Bettypooh]

Machine spits out a note saying it wants to go home

Inserts a list of all the homeless shelters- in Antarctica

[Teenbaby96]

Spits out refrigerator for the all the homeless

Insert a cookie

[BabyJune]

Gets back some crumbs

Inserts a vacuum cleaner (after cleaning up the crumbs)

[Teenbaby96]

spits out dust bunnies (aren't they just cute )

Insert a talking parrot

[Lanthey]

*spits out a featherless parrot*

*inserts feathers*

[freswith]

Machine emits a man-powered ornithopter.

Insert parachute.

[Lanthey]

Spits out tights!?

Inserts squashed frog

[diaperedandspanked]

Inserts a used diaper,

Gets back a clean new one

[freswith]

Spits out tights!?

Inserts squashed frog

Gets back Freswith's patent Frog Inflator Kit complete with a full range of adaptors and musical instructions.

Insert pump into orifice.

[:dlb]

machine transforms kicks you and transforms back..

insert a cabbage patch doll

[Lanthey]

Spits out cabbage patch doll

Inserts NOTHING, runs away with doll laughing mischievously

[freswith]

Machine issues long low moan.

Insert pacifier

[:dlb]

machine smiles and sighs happily then leaks yellow fluid

insert cotton balls

[Bettypooh]

Gets a statue of the "Boll Weevil"

Inserts Confederate $100 bill

[Lanthey]

Spits out 2 £50 notes

Lanny pockets the money and ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns off again

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[:dlb]

machine issues arrest warrant for lanthey

insert toy train

[Bettypooh]

Machine issues a "Kangaroo Court" that "railroads" Lanthey, who is sentenced to having to wear diapers for a year

Inserts a Red caboose ( with the help of 300 other people wearing diapers- those things are heavy )

[freswith]

Machine emits luxury Pullman car named "Lanthey"

Inserts ticket to ride.

[Lanthey]

Spits out NOTHING.....

Inserts sorry card.... With sparkles and glitter and looove

[freswith]

Machine emits one salty tear

Insert handkerchief.

[:dlb]

spits out soaked hankerchief

insert a naked barbie doll