DL88 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 , not funny but I can't help but laugh. You better watch out, you better beware...Einstein says E=mc2 Stephen Hawking is rolling to town!?! Link to comment
DL88 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 You Americans don't appreciate true values. And you British don't know when to stop talking, putting it a nice way of course. Link to comment
DL88 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 No I procrastinate far too much! I actually meant the value of material items, I got offered $5 for something worth $150. I figured, which unfortunitly is very true for most Americans.. I sincerely apologize to you if you took it as hurtful or anything Abrera, but I did have to jab back, I'm sure you understand Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 There ARE things that serial killers and psychos in general have in common. Torturing and killing animals (especially pets) as a kid is one of them. If you think that's normal, you probly could use a 4ft pipe wrench upside the head... But, back in the spirit of the topic... It's odd how we come to understand our pets. i understand that sarcasm is hard to detect in written form but really,....what i wrote?... come on. it may be disgusting and offensive but goddammit if it's not hilarious to me because it is so vile. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 i understand that sarcasm is hard to detect in written form but really,....what i wrote?... come on. it may be disgusting and offensive but goddammit if it's not hilarious to me because it is so vile. Sorry if I misinterpreted that. I was taught from a very young age that if you do something to an animal that doesn't deserve it (killing vermin or bugs or hunting is alright, as is killing dangerous critters [or jacking a dog's jaw for trying to bite you], but not hurting critters just for the sake of hurting them), then you deserve to be beaten for that... It's kind of an ingrained thing... I don't find anything funny about even joking about it... In other news... Die Hard is on encore right now! Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mother****er! I still wonder who'd win in a fight between Ash Williams and John McClane... They're probly the 2 most durable movie heroes of all time... Link to comment
DL88 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I still wonder who'd win in a fight between Ash Williams and John McClane... They're probly the 2 most durable movie heroes of all time... You have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon? Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? Fucking love Die Hard. but..... omg.......Ash vs. McClane......Epic battle.......damn......can't decide..... McClane can take hits but Ash has his chainsaw. McClane has amazing aim with anygun but who needs aim when you have a boomstick McClane went on a walk through the Bronx with that sign but Ash spent 2 nights in a cabin after killing his friends, fiance, and having his hand possessed. McClane kills terrorists, Ash kills demons...... DAMNIT! Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Random thought of the day; *Internet trolls are annoying* Carry on. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 You have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon? Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? Fucking love Die Hard. but..... omg.......Ash vs. McClane......Epic battle.......damn......can't decide..... McClane can take hits but Ash has his chainsaw. McClane has amazing aim with anygun but who needs aim when you have a boomstick McClane went on a walk through the Bronx with that sign but Ash spent 2 nights in a cabin after killing his friends, fiance, and having his hand possessed. McClane kills terrorists, Ash kills demons...... DAMNIT! Exactly. And you forgot the badass quotes. McClane: Yippee Kai Yay, Mother****er! Ash: Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun. It's a pity that the Deadliest Warrior show only deals with real life warriors. I'd love to see how they handle this conundrum. Though, realistically, I figure that undead, demon-possessed terrorists would take over the S-Mart and they'd end up having to re-kill those instead... I really should try to go to bed earlier... Except... It never seems to do any good and I wind up getting back up... Link to comment
DL88 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Exactly. And you forgot the badass quotes.McClane: Yippee Kai Yay, Mother****er! Ash: Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun. It's a pity that the Deadliest Warrior show only deals with real life warriors. I'd love to see how they handle this conundrum. Though, realistically, I figure that undead, demon-possessed terrorists would take over the S-Mart and they'd end up having to re-kill those instead... I really should try to go to bed earlier... Except... It never seems to do any good and I wind up getting back up... Deadliest Warrior rules almost as much as Chuck Norris, and that is a lot of rule being ruled around. To be honest, at first, I thought GB's should have won against Spetznaz, but this weekend I really thought about it and the ballistic knife is much more badass. The knight totally should have killed the pirate too...that was just bull. I don't know though, "Hail to the King, baby." just seems like a much more badass quote Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Random thought: The new Mars Volta album is awesome. My fav so far. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 grow balls or get the dick. yes, i like this saying. as far as i know i just made it up. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 My friends have a similar mindset to me. From a conversation a few minutes ago: Me: I need new glasses. I mistook a song title "Stage Fright" for "Stage Fight". My Friend: Heh! Stage fight would've been better anyway -- wishful thinking. I know that Johnny Cash's "The One On The Left" has a stage fight... Are there any other songs about band members fighting on stage? Link to comment
sarah_ab Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I dislike those who assert their views and will not listen to balance. but i'm always right so why shouldn't i assert the truth? Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Microwave chicken + microwave broccoli/Cheese = good stuff. Every now an then, I get bored and try different food combinations. This is one that works. Another good one is Berry Mix + Chicken. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Abrera's avatar remind me of the cartoon that used to come on MTv called Daria. I think it's the eyes. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I dislike the rain but I fall asleep faster when it does. I'm so confused. I prefer my precipitation to take the form of a thunderstorm not a shower. And its the eyes that cause the similarity. Your avatar has a look of surprised confusion with a hint of stress, where as Daria's face is that of pure unadulterated apathy. But I do like the creativity that goes into making your own avatar, I'm thinking about getting off my ass and making one myself, but we'll see if that happens. What program did you use to do yours? Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Microwave chicken + microwave broccoli/Cheese = good stuff. Every now an then, I get bored and try different food combinations. This is one that works. Another good one is Berry Mix + Chicken. since when is it possible to divide by cheese? Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 but i'm always right so why shouldn't i assert the truth? lol, reminds me of my friend who was trying to insult me on facebook and managed to butcher the english language in the process. Nothing devalues an individuals point worse than bad grammar. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 lol, reminds me of my friend who was trying to insult me on facebook and managed to butcher the english language in the process. Nothing devalues an individuals point worse than bad grammar. you're face Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 since when is it possible to divide by cheese? That's hilarious! The next microcode I write is gonna have a Divide-By-Cheese trap! Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I can never get anything I do on MSPaint to ever look like that. And UltraP Division by cheese is far less dangerous than when you division by zero. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 since when is it possible to divide by cheese? I'm a writer (hobby, not profession). My favorite pastime is effectively being God to several different realities. I've done a lot stranger things than simply dividing by cheese. In other news, why do they keep Brian on Family Guy? He sucks worse than the Vaudeville guys. The show would be a lot better if he died. Link to comment
PampersPete Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I wonder whatever happened to Kula Shaker.... Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'm a writer (hobby, not profession). My favorite pastime is effectively being God to several different realities. I've done a lot stranger things than simply dividing by cheese. In other news, why do they keep Brian on Family Guy? He sucks worse than the Vaudeville guys. The show would be a lot better if he died. brian is the shit, he is also seth macfarlane (the creator of the show) in cartoon form. meaning, he isn't going anywhere soon. i have a job now and it's my first weekend off and i am getting drunk as fuck Link to comment
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