freswith Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Yo Mommy chain smokes cigars made from old socks. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Yo mama's breasts are so saggy that when she's in bed her nipples are still on the floor!! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Your mommy is so scary even monsters are afraid of her! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Yo mama is so fat, that when she went for a swim a Japanese Whaling ship harpooned her big ole butt. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Your mommy is so old that when she read the bible first time it was sci-fi Link to comment
freswith Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Your mommy only regrets one thing. You! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Yo mama is sooo old, she still remembers the street party for Tutenkhamen's coronation. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Your mommy is so ugly, that when scientists saw her first time, they thought they had found the missing link! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Your mommy is the only person in the world who truly understands you. ...strange, strange woman! Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Your momma so fat she is reserved as a prevention to plug a black hole. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 Your mommy is so fat, that it took 10 women to bear her when she was still a fetus! Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Your mommy so dumb and fat she never knew she was pregnant with quintuplets and didnt know how it happened either. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 Your mommy is so dumb, she paid a fortune to adopt the same kid she just gave birth to! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yo mama is soooo dumb that she joined the KKK, she saw the uniform and thought it was a Casper the Ghost fan club!! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yo mama's feet are sooooo big, that yeti buffs took plaster casts of the footprints she left in the park. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yo mama is soooooo dumb, that her school hat was a cone with a big 'D' on it. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yo mama is soooo fat, that when she got married people thought her wedding dress was the refreshments marquee!! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 Your mommy is sooo fat that they haven't even defined a word for her size yet! Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Your momma so dumb she thinks dementia is a city in Europe. Link to comment
baby-dandan Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 your mommy is so dumb she's got a glass eye with a fish in it! Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Your Mommy is so fat they have to stop landing planes in the next state anytime she attempts to move. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 Your mommy is so fat, if she tried to jump she would knock earth out of orbit Link to comment
freswith Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 According to Einstein time runs more slowly in the vicinity of massive objects. That's why yo' mommy is always late... Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Yo mama so ugly when somebody tried to beat her with an ugly stick the stick cried out in terror. Link to comment
baby-dandan Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Your momma is so dumb she's got a peg leg with a kick stand! Link to comment
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