Juliabam Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Ok the usanians would probably call it Yo' mamma... but lets hear all these big babies play it against eachother.. whos mommy is the ugliest, fattes, smelliest etc. I'm no AB but allow me to start anyways: Your mommy is so ugly, that when she talks all you hear is fart sounds... Give the mommy her bashing... Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 your mommy have changed so many nappies that her breath smells like one! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your Mommy voted for Bush Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your mommy doesn't trim her bush. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your mommy is so ugly that the bag didn't want to be put over her head. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your mommy is so weird that she was born with 10 figures and 10 toads Link to comment
freswith Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your Mommy applied for work in the motor industry as a crash test dummy, but she failed the intelligence test. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your mommy so dumb she think kentucky was named after the KFC restraunt itself. Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your mommy is so ugly that when she looked at Medusa, Medusa turned to stone. Link to comment
baby-dandan Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Your Mommy is so dumb she's got an afro with a chinstrap! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy tried to be a streetwalker in Venice but the poor thing couldn't swim.... Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy so dumb she kissed George Bush and turned into a frog herself. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is so ugly, that they wouldn't even let her be in a radio talkshow. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is staggeringly beautiful, but she married your father for his money, and when she had it... Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is so incontinent it sprays every time she farts Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is so fat her bra was designed by a civil engineer. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is so fat she ate the entire ice cap for desert Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mama so F-ugly she makes Satan cringe. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Yo Mommy was Rosa Kleb Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is so ugly, that her mommy was throwing up even before your mommy was born! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Yo mummy commands al Qaeda suicide battalion Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Yo mama is sooooo ugly, Al Qaeda blew her up to make the world a more beautiful place. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Yo mama so dumb she needs an autistic student as a teacher. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Your mommy is world champion in fart impressions, no one looks more like one than she! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Yo mama is sooooo smelly, her breath was inspected as a weapon of mass destruction!! Link to comment
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