Juliabam Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Your mommy is so fat that when the cirkus burned in the fire they borrowed her bra as a substitute tent Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Your mommy believes she is santa, she even has a beard Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Your mommy so fat she uses a flat bed semi trailer to get around. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Your Mommy is so stupid she tries to remove her tattoo when she gets undressed. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Your mommy so gross she uses toe dirt to make broth. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Your Mommy is so gross she wipes her butt with your clean clothes. Link to comment
tenderheart Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 your mommy is like a bowling ball. She gets fingered three times, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 27, 2008 Author Share Posted December 27, 2008 Your mommy is so smelly that skunks keep trying to hump her Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Your mama so dumb she put a q-tip in her ear and it came out the other side. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 Your mommy is so dirty they use her for a motocross track! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Your mommy is so stinky that the state gives her free perfume..and pays her to wear it! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Yo Mommy is so ugly she could work in horror films without makeup Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 Your mommy taught you that sentence because she didn't know better! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 Your mommy can't read, and she taught you how to do it too! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 Your mommy sunbathed on the beach and the area was evacuated because of the risk of compromising public health Link to comment
babykeiff Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Your mommy is so old, she was in the same class as Jesus Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Your mommy is so stinky that flies choose to land on her instead than on fresh manure. Link to comment
yojojo Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 your mummy is so dumb she couldn't figure out how to get rich from the joke she stars in. This one !!! Link to comment
yojojo Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 your mummy is so dumb she doesn't know the difference between a nemonic memory circuit even though she is the RAM to Mr Spock's Processor's Link to comment
babykeiff Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Your mommy's so fat not even Dora can explore her and I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it still printing.......... Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Your mummy is so useless that she doesn't even know how to change your nappies Link to comment
repetitivediaperwetter88 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 your mommy is so fat she carries the VCR and uses it as her Pager. Link to comment
ServantGirl_Katy Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Yo momma so dirty, she got more clap than an auditorium. 1 Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 your mummy has got very small breasts that she is unable to produce any breast milk and can't breast feed you. She keeps you hanging around in a super wet and poppy nappy till she decides to change you Link to comment
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