Sunshine2585 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 GOL Dolly. That one was funny. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Fankies so how about this one then? - D lly Link to comment
Sunshine2585 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 GOL Dolly. Yep, I liked that one too. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 And this one - D lly Link to comment
restlessfox Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. but imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon master -reverend jesse jackson Link to comment
Forever3 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Good one. "He has the subtlety of a battle-axe, but lacks the social graces." Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Anyone else find Frasier very funny? "Niles, I've got news for you. Copernicus called and you're not the centre of the universe". Frasier Crane D lly Link to comment
Sunshine2585 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I like Frasier as well Dolly. Is that quote from your humour quote book? Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 It is A kind and sweet friend gave me a belated christmas prezzie at the w/end entitled The Funniest Thing You Never Said. Watch this space! D lly Link to comment
Sunshine2585 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I will be watching for more quotes from that book. I'm looking forward to reading them. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 "Toddlers are more likely to eat healthy food if they find it on the floor." Jan Blaustone D lly Link to comment
Sunshine2585 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 That is a good quote Dolly. Does that still happen if the toddler has just thrown the food on the floor? Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 I'm not sure Suns, you'll have to ask some of the toddlers here. I suspect not though, or they wouldn't have thrown it in the first place. D lly Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 Mentioning no names, but one of the members of these forums is learning to play the bagpipes "What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe." Anon "Definition of a gentleman: someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't!" Al Cohn "Others, when the bagpipe sings in the nose, cannot contain their urine." William Shakespeare "Bagpipes are the missing link betwen music and noise." E K Kruger "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet." Oliver Herford "The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start." Thomas Beecham D lly Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 " You mean all I have to do is put you in a diaper and you would do all the work around here?" - My Wife (today) I will be taking off this tues-friday to find out Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 " You mean all I have to do is put you in a diaper and you would do all the work around here?" - My Wife (today) Well sis, in the absence of any body-language (smilies) here, we don't know if Mommy was teasing you or if she was cross because of something you did (or didn't) do? I hope you haven't been norty?! D lly Edit: Ah, I see you edited to add that bit about Tue-Fri. So, if you don't know now, you'll soon find out sis! Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 " Yes, there is no I in Team, but if you jumble the letters right you can get 'ME'" - Dr Gregory House. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 This one surprised me when I heard it, considering who said it:- " I was flattered to have a rose named after me, until I read the description in the catalogue: No good in bed but perfect up against a wall." Eleanor Roosevelt. D lly Link to comment
KawaiiLilMary Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 "Four of you tried to kill me. One of you succeeded." - Jack Sparrow while everyone looks to Elizabeth Link to comment
just_here Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 "the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands" - Anne Frank “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted October 4, 2007 Author Share Posted October 4, 2007 "It's never too late for a happy childhood." Gloria Steinem D lly Link to comment
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