terrified yokai

hey sorry i had a slight structural sentencing error master and the particular lapse in attention to such an imbecilic and vacuously minded error  may have paramountally sundered the entirety of my conversing's with a vivid intellectual so vastly similar to one such as my self and i'm very  apologetic if that lapse in immediate erasure of such a blasé and rather boondoggle error caused a change in your medulla hormones essentially proceeding to make active your adrenal cortex if so than i humbly apologize and would adieu graciously to having a vast and radiant endorphin excretion my dear master. in conclusion please forgive me master.  <3   E(:-3)BDB>  

mina chan (everyone dearest) that's a cool name you have cool friends wannatripbaby thanks for having me as a friend even though i'm not really all that cool. arigatoguzaimashita tomodachi eto genki ka demo wa chotto aishite tomodachi gomenasai watashi wa chotto damayo sumimasen kudasai watashi wa domo baka gomenasai chiyo ningen shisha sorry if screwed any of that up it's a lot easier to write in katakana--- well for me any way just let me know if you need help translating my dearest friend.