Incontinent Jennifer

Why are you all so worried?

Yes... and my diaper didn't handle that so well. Have you ever spent an etire day doing nothing but cuddling with your cignificant other?

I've had to ride home in a messy diaper. It's not fun. Especially when somebody asks about the smell.

I dont get it at all

Well, I wet all the time, and that would include bed time, so I guess I'm a bedwetter.

I keep thinking of more... 20) Diapers left in parking lots, EW! 21) Bathrooms with no trash can. WTF? 22) The fact that every adult diaper ad I've seen markets to old people. Hey, some of us "youngins" have control problems too. 23) Old people in cars who shouldn't drive. C'mon, the blinker has been on for 4 friggen miles, TURN ALREADY!

Oh yeah, 7a) The bitch at that same bathroom who complained I took to long.

It's amazing how much fun baking cookies with my boyfriend can be. Anybody else bake with thier significant other?

Oooh, those people irritate me!

Lot's of things annoy me... allow me to just go ahead and rant... These are in no particular order... Please forgive me, I'm usually a calm person who doesn't like to swear, but hey, this is just begging me to let it all out. 1) People who think bedwetters are doing it on purpose, and think children or adults who wet themselves are just lazy. 2) People who think a disability means somebody is stupid. C) My boyfriend's dad. What a douche! Yeah, I wear diapers, and I love your son to pieces. Now fucking DEAL WITH IT!!! 4) People who cut me off just to make a red light faster. IT"S RED! WHERE YA GONNA GO ASSHOLE!! 5) 5 layers of "sealed for your protection". Ugh! I just want my damn food! F) "Windows has performed an illegal opperation and has shut down to prevent damage to your computer" Ok... WHAT ABOUT ME, AND WHAT I WAS WORKING ON!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! 7) That person who noticed I had a diaper in my hand and figured it wouldn't matter if she just rudely cut in front of me in line at the batrhoom. Obviously I'm uncomfortble, I didn't bother to grab anything to hide it with! 8) "Do you have anything vegetarian?" "We have fish" FISH AREN'T PLANTS!!!!! 9) "For English, press 1. For Spanish, Press 2. Para el español, prensa dos" 10) "Are you sure you want to exit?" No, I clicked close just to practice. K) Those stupid pieces of mail that look like a check, or an over-draft notcie from the bank, maybe a ticket from a taffic cam, and you open it.... "You MAY have one a Million Dollars!" 12) The neighbor who stole my trash. Creepy! 13) Stupid comments from cashiers when buying diaper. Ya know what, no, they're not for grandma! 14) Going to the grocery store for just soymilk and bread, and some jackass with a full cart darts in front of me in line! 15) Surveys on credit card machines. I don't care if they want to know how my visit was, I want to pay and go home! 16) Perscriptions written in hyroglyphics 17) The cable company... that's all I'll say about them clowns 18) Clowns! 19) Guys who hit on me while I'm WITH MY BOYFRIEND! Morons! I didn't just kiss this guy for the hell of it, I'm taken!

^ The ones who bother me most are the ones of the opposite sex who seem great... till you go to date them in the real world. < Waiting for my boyfriend to get off the phone so we can shower, and I can get out of this leaky diaper! V Has your diaper ever leaked on your significant other durring the night? How did they react?

Just what I need... strangers knowing whether or not I need a diaper change before my flight.... Ugh... I bet you $5 if it's wet, they'll ask you to take care if it. I know you could just pour liquid explosive in it and claim you had an accident and then go blow the plane. I don't know who in their right mind would do that, and I still don't see it worth embarassing the hell out of the innocent.

^ Yes, that bastard! >About to go clean the kitchen V Have you ever had a trash bag full of diapers break in the middle of the parking lot in front of all the neigbors?

He is wonderful. LOL, "soggy diaper person" reminds me of this time, we were drinking with some friends (they all knew already, or he wouldn't have said it out loud), and I had like 4 beers by then, and Jeff says "You're just a soggy diaper waiting to happen!!!". At first, I felt bad, "I'm sorry, I should've first asked if it was ok" (I have trouble changing after I've had a few) And he says to me... "It's fine. Being needed makes me happy", and before I could muster up an "aww", he finishes with "Besides, it's easier than lifting your dead weight on to the toilet like I've had to do for Rachel!". ROFLMAO... you should've seen how red Rach got. *wipes laughter tear from eye* Funny as hell.

Car crash

One of my friend's mom insisted she was wetting the bed due to lazyness. It's such a mean cruel thing to say to a child.

I agree. I don't hate you wannabes... it's not about that. EDIT: Just to clarify, I used the term Wannabe for lack of a better term. It's not at all meant as insultive.

I had people over for Yule... and I burnt dinner. No no, I mean REALLY REALLY burnt it. Have you ever had sex outdoors? (inside a tent doesn't count)

She probably does. Please be careful not to embarass her. She probably does. Please be careful not to embarass her.

Diaper and t-shirt, or bra, depending on my mood and the temperature. If it's cold, I go for the sweats, or flannel PJs.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Why would we want to cause more death?

Here's a little something Becky taught me! Vengence is as vengence does, Sweet the taste when eaten cold, Sweet, to still to send thy ill back in they face three fold. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Shape the shield above, below shape it hard and shape it strong. Power bending to my will, power to contain thy wrong. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Now within it mirror bright, all thy surface facing thee. What thou sends reflect until trapped within tis three times three. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. And within conceit sublime, make it clear as diamond air. Let all wrongs to curse or kill return to be trapped all so there. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Be thou trapped in thine own curse, be thou caught in thine own wrong, be thou burned by thine own flame, Be thou shattered by my song. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Earth and water, air and fire mold thy power to my desire. Last time I used it, I waited too long, things had gotten out of hand. I won't make that mistake a second time!

I wasn't drinking. I don't know what it was I did wrong when it happened, but I was driving. Becky's gone because of me.

I already knew thier blood is on my hands, I already knew I played a part... but I guess I deserve the reminder so I don't forget as I go to bed. Death didn't come for me... I'm left here to never forget, and I don't deserve to move on as well as I've been able to.

I wouldn't want to keep the AB/DLs out, inconts can learn a lot from them.