lilme`

I'm not trying to be a whiner, but being sick sucks!

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it!

females are complicated creatures. Hard to understand. Women think men are complicated but they're not. There are only 3 things any man truly cares about in life... Food, Sex, Sleep... and not necessarily in that order. Once you understand that, you got men figured out

Haha, I'm like the Gonzo of the AB/DL world

Sometimes up is down and down is up... sometimes

What happens when an immovable object meets an irresistible force?

Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?

Few women admit their age; few men act it.

Gravity always gets me down.

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

What a nice and productive day. I did the dishes, I cleaned the house from top to bottom, I did laundry, I watered the cat and cleaned out her box, I took a nice long hot shower, and now I feel good

Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

What's on my mind? I have a headache from stress. Don't know why I'm sharing that, but there it is.

Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

Sit my friends, and we shall palaver!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.