A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He asks the bartender for a pint of beer, and a half for Tiny, pointing at the newt. The bartender asks the guy why the newt called Tiny. The guy says... "Well, he's my newt!"
I carry Zoe to her bedroom, which was still pretty much a nursery, and I lay you in your crib, before popping a dummy in your little mouth. "Sleep tight Zoe"
I lay you down, and i tuck up your dress, and remove your diaper, wiping you, applying the cream and powder, before taping you in a fresh diaper.
"There we are all done honey!" I say.
When we get home, I lift you out of the stroller, and notice you're wet, so Mommy gets your changing things out, and I proceed to change your diaper. "Come on madam!" I say.
Both me and mommy smile as you are a very good big sister sharing your ice cream, as we put you back in the stroller with Gail, and make our way back home.