A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He asks the bartender for a pint of beer, and a half for Tiny, pointing at the newt. The bartender asks the guy why the newt called Tiny. The guy says... "Well, he's my newt!"
I carry Zoe to her bedroom, which was still pretty much a nursery, and I lay you in your crib, before popping a dummy in your little mouth. "Sleep tight Zoe"