sirpoopsalot

There is more of a chance that you got it from sitting on toilet than from a diaper. It could have started as a pimlple or a bug bite and then gotten infected from a dirty toilet seat. Even a seat that looks clean can harbor millions of germs. While sitting may not be a problem most of the time, all you need is a a tiny cut a you got an infection. Of course if you mess your diaper, that could have something to do with it. If not, a diaper alone couldn't do it.

Oh! I lubs you SOOOOOOO much Mommy Curious. I'm gunna be a good boy so you can be pwoud ub me!!! * hugs Mommy Curious ever so tightly* HEY!!! Who put these ribbons in my hair??? DIAPRBAYB! You stop that!

MOMMY CURIOUS *looks up at mommy with sad puppy-dog eyes wet from being on the verge of crying* I'm sowe I was such bwat and drank all the coka-cola a blamed it on diaprbayb...AND I'm sowe for running around like cwazy and being wound fwom sugar ...AND ...and I'm sowe guys for turning off care bears and I'm gunna be a vewe vewe vwe good boy from now on and nebber make any twubul of nuttin any more for eber and eber

As far I'm concerned people can wear whatever they want and that does not make less of me or anyone else. I personally don't care about being "accepted" by anyone. I will remain the same regardless.

I like the first one best...it is very sweet.

Yes we would love to hear them ALL, Restlessfox. It is sad that you had to leave them so I think it's nice that they are remembered here. A tribute, if you will, for friends gone. And yes...you need to adopt some new friends right away. Huggs are fun!!!

Wow! that would be embarrassing! I like to be embarrassed in front of strangers who I will nevr see again but I don't know about in front of friends. My g/f has done things like that to me in a mall or park and that is embarrassing enough (but fun).

Thank you for that, Baby Jane it was very funny and for once I say LOL and mean it! All joking aside...there is nothing wrong with bumping an old thread if you have something interesting to add to it. I like it, in fact. If I enjoyed a reading thread and then it dies, I think it's cool to see it reserected.

Cream: Sunshine of your love Clapton's guitar sends chills down my spine....what a sound!

Hi Spacey, Welcome to the board and I hope you make a lot friends here. You Munches sound like fun...I wish we had something like that here in NY. If I had more time I would try and organize one. Way too busy now to think about it but maybe in the future. Oh, Diaper4boys: where did you get that avitar? Very coooool.

Watch out!!!! The diaper police are everywhere.

hey everyone this is my wonderful family of animals. It's my first time uploading a photo to a thread so i'm not sure if this will come out. From left to right in the front row you have Mary (the small black dog) and maggie (the white dog.) Then Sleepy puppy and in the middle you have the one and only POOPIE Bear with his best friend BABY POOPS (they rule all the other stuffed animals! To the right is Chubbie Chicken, Mr. Quacky Joe Boxer and on the end is Count Kuddly. In back of Mr. Quacky is the famous Schnuggles Bear! In the back row is Gyro, Cuddle Mutt and the Mommy Bear family with her 2 baby bears. And last is PynSwipes the cuddly zebra.

If ...you are drinking an extra dry tanqueray martini with 3 olives and you suddenly get the urge to put in a baby's bottle!!!

I agree with radioman...I can't see how ones choice of underwear would matter to his faith. God (or Satan or Nature or whatever you believe) gave us these wonderful shells to use while we are here and these shells have needs. One of these needs is that they/we have to GO. Mybe Moses dropped a page like in the Mel Brooks movie and commandment # 14 was "Thou shall not use protective underwear."

Hi and welcome aboard. I hope you have a good time here. Your fantasy is very close to one my girlfriend and I act from time to time. IM me if you would like to chat about it.

How on earth did that happen?

Deep in my heart Three¹s a house That can hold Almost all of you Spaceball Ricochetby T-Rex-Marc Bolan I'm just a man I understand the wind And all the things That make the children cry With my Les Paul I know I'm small But I enjoy living Anyway Book after book I get hooked Everytime the writer Talks to me like a friend What can I do We just live in a zoo All I do is play The spaceball ricochet Deep in my heart Three¹s a house That can hold Almost all of you I brought a car It was old but kind I gave it my mind And it disappeared I love a girl She is a changeless angel She's a city it's a pity That I'm like me I said how can I lay When all I do is play The spaceball ricochet

Wow, very cool ending. this has been the best thread ever. after reading your posts I have to say that I am impressed with your honesty, imagination and elequence. You certainly have your head and your life together a lot more than other people your age (and some a lot older for that matter)...including myself at 18. I look forward to reading your future posts and wish you all the best. Keep em wet my fuzzy friend!

Er, Idi, I think it said quack because he's a duck not that he was calling you a quack....I could be wrong.

You are so right ....just take my name for example. How could anyone not take me seriously?????

Yea, I know exactly the feeling you're talking about. I have talked about that in previous posts. For some weird reason the embarrassment and humiliation becomes a turn-on. I don't know why this happens but a lot of people have the same reaction. Oh, btw I hope that's not your real name and address you posted. If it is I would deleate it right now, dude. There are a lot freaks out there.

Hello and welcome to d/d. Thank you for sharing your history with us. I hope you have a great time here. please pm me if you would like to chat. SP

* begins running around like a little crazy person and blabbering incoherently Runs over to TV and grabs remote… turns off care bears and puts on the home shopping network…runs in other room and hides remote… * * runs over to dlb* sorry dlb …...... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla *runs over to red* Nice car dude..... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla * runs over to mommy curious and tugs on dress for attention* MOMMY.. MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY ….. MOMMY.. MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY ….. MOMMY.. MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY … MOMMY ….. Mommy, that bad, bad … *looks around to make sure diaprbayb has left room* diaprbayb…she made me drink lots and lots of coke and now bouncing off the walls fwom too much caffeine…and I’m all wet. *frowns and looks down at soggy diaper* I'm sorr we *put on most innocent expression*

Wow I’m glad this topic came up. I had an experience last week at a cvs. I get to the counter and there is only one check out person: a girl about 18, very cute and friendly. Now, in general I kind of like the thrill and slight embarrassment of purchasing diapers and this was no exception, but it got be too much embarrassment. As I put my items on the counter I felt my heart beating a little faster. I thought to myself “this pretty young girl is going to know you wear diapers”. Meanwhile the line is building up in back of me, and all those people can see my big blue 18 pack of Tena disposable underwear sitting on the counter. As she is bagging the items she sez to me “Nice Stash”. She was referring to the half dozen candy bars I was purchasing but we all know where my mind was! For a second I swore she was talking about the diapers “Ahh… yeah….” And then I realized…”Gotta have chocolate” I answered. So now every thing is bagged and in my cart. The Tenas were the last item to be rung up so they are right on top for every one to see! She runs the card a presses the wrong button…the manager has to come over and put in a code and she then has to re-ring everything. She started entering the items manually from the receipt and turns to me and says what was the last item I scanned? “ er…ah …I think it was the dia…Tenas.” “Oh, yes, it came up as Discrete active wear….must have changed the name” My face must have been very red because I could feel it burning. I finally paid and as I walked out It felt like the whole line people were watching me. I happened to wearing one under my sweat suit and I was sure everyone knew.

HAAA RAAAAAY I LOVES COOKIES HAAAA RAAAA *jumps up and down with joy Goes over to Diaprbayb and whispers in ear May I have more coke please there no more in da fwidge