ForbiddenFruit

Urk, I think I'm catching a cold, but opened my window to air my room, now it's so chilly >.

Did...did the site just get a reskin? >.>

Cold, tired, dejected...but why? Why?

If someone can explain how the lyric "I'll give you something that'll split your ass in two" is supposed to be empowering to women and not creepy, please enlighten me ._.

welp, haven't slept in 34 hours. Think I've had a good run *dies*

*cough* *splutter* *cough* Ah...you...seem to have a chunk of my lung in your hair. Could I have that back?

Trés frustrée about my shaky ankles today and looming housework tomorrow

Got my first big assignment finished. Doing so much better than last year

Talk to someone, they're thoroughly pleasant. They ask for a picture, you give it, and suddenly it's one word answers. Asshole.

Tom Clancy has died at age 66.

Torture, thy name is paperwork.

Memory's broken / the truth goes unspoken / I've even forgotten my name / I don't know the season / or what is the reason / I'm standin' here holding my blade!

Q: what do you call someone dying from using alternative medicine? A: Natural selection

Nyan nyan, motherfucker.

Headed to a coming out workshop tonight. Would like to help even just one person, even just one tiny bit.

Spent my 21st pretending to smile and trying not to cry. I got trinkets and a kindle, but all I wanted was acceptance.

[NYANNING INTENSIFIES]

Going to sleep in a diaper just because I've run out of clean underwear thanks to stuff taking days to dry. NEVER thought I'd say that.

Finally updated my profile! WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR GO READ IT, GEEZ. How dare you be productive instead of perving random profiles on the internet!

Alright, time to do some intense writi-*swig of liquorice vodka* 'm...jus' gonna go sleeps, fanksh...

Hey guys, as one of my first interactions on a site, I'll post an extreme close up photo of my penis. That's sure to make me look like an intelligent well adjusted person.

Guess who got a box of Boots Staydry Slips -in the right freaking size this time-? THIS KITTY!

Guess who picked up some Boots Staydry Slip? THIS KITTEN DID! Now excuse me while I continue doing normal things.

Just had 100% cocoa dark chocolate. It's so bitter I had to wash my mouth out

Putting custom firmware on PSP: I waited six years to do something that took five minutes.