Frink

Frink. Needed handy pseudonym; was watching The Simpsons at the time.

Like any tattoo, be certain you'll still want it when you sober up. I myself have been thinking of getting a version of this somewhere on my back, but haven't been able to work up the will yet.

Youngest of 4, but functionally an only child, since my brothers and sisters had moved out and begun living on their own before I was born. I hated most of my schooling with a passion, but generally fell in the a-/b+ area gradewise.

Doesn't sound like incontinence. Can't say it sounds particularly good, though. Hope it works out well.

I hate to say it, rickibrat and claire, but the latest offering from Blizzard is likely to be a Starcraft MMO, or so the rumor mill has it.

'tis elementary quantum physics, claire.

Peh. It'd never happen. Pirates and ninjas are inherently unstable, similar to popes and antipopes, or pasta and antipasta. If the two come into contact, an explosion not unlike those which rocked Hiroshima would occur. Thankfully, the Illuminati, led by Richard Nixon's ghost, prevent this from happening through telepathy.

*pours out some gasoline*

Not bad at all.

the above, and punch yourself in the stomach.

I needed a pseudonym and was watching The Simpsons at the time.

From a resume that I've yet to post: QUALIFICATIONS International Business BS Professional Race Car Driver Import and Export King Crab Fisherman in Alaska

never heard about the Dating Game thing. Sounds like much lulz were to be had by all. My current favorite is the MURDERHOUSE! thread. Basically, a couple years ago, a guy posted some ads on craigslist for the most horrifying form of reality show imaginable, and then posted the responses of people volunteering for it. And now they're doing it again: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...mp;pagenumber=1 BRILLIANT, if a bit morally bankrupt.

P-P-P-Powerbook was pure genius, but before my time. I joined up to bitch about how they changed the SA main page, then realized that I didn't really give a damn. I guess I'm more of a turncoat than an infiltrator.

For reference, what's good and what's bad, and what was yours previously? I'm assuming that that number is good, so congrats!

Red, that's pretty cool. I think Morv wins the thread, though.

Last knight? How many members of the lower feudal aristocracy have you dealt with, red?

Dungeons and Dragons + Mary Jane... nothin' quite like stoned nerds. 4/23 is LIKE 4/20, right?

Anyone rockin' the old school half-life 1 mods, still? Ten years gone by and still the best choice for niche stuff such as Pirates, Vikings, and Knights, Brain Bread, and The Specialists.

Cloth? Best I can think of, although were I incontinent, I'd probably loathe the extra washing necessary.

peh, 4/19 is more important, in my mind. Bicycle Day FTW! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_Day

Ain't it great how people mature as they grow up?

The post that got Sporkings probated had something to do with the assassination of the mayor of nagasaki. He was recently shot by an enraged yakuza boss (no joke), and the thread meandered into a discussion of japanese politicians who'd been murdered. Mention was made of a 1960s attack in which some other mayor was murdered with a katana. Sporkings' response: Katana assassins FTW. I don't care if it was Ghandi he was killing, anybody who assassinates a dude with a Katana is God.

Well, I'll say for the record that you, good sir, are my hero. Yep. Right after cyber-Jesus.

Hell, I love the W precisely because of its inanity and madness. And what's this about diapers affecting evolution? Are you referring to individual development or the freakiest form of darwinism I could possibly imagine?