Okay several factors are contributing to this post.
I'm bored
I have had massive amounts of coffee
Its my job to apparently spice up this place a little as I have been known to do
I need to know what to tell my friend
I need to take you back a few years. I have a friend that has a girlfriend that he has been dating. (Despite my personal opinions about men, this person is a family friend so it is very much a delicate situation.) He has been a prince to this girl, but almost to the point of a dangerous level. They live together, and each time he gets a check or money, she asks all sweet and he ends up frittering it away on whatever she desires overlooking other responsibilities like finances, mortgage, and bills. It doesn't end there. He and her are into BDSM and he wrote out a big contract giving her complete control of him from his bathroom breaks to bathing to what he owns even. So far he has given her everything. Up until now.
Him & I both went to our cell phone company and purchased the same phone. A touch screen LG Versa.
Which is to me just awesome. When his girlfriend saw it of course she wants it and he promised it to her under duress + it states in the BDSM contract that he agrees to give up anything he owns to her.
So my question is should he keep his cell or is he obligated to give it up. I said keep it, I am very well known for being less than nice and would have kept it anyway but thats just how I am take it or leave it. Any suggestions?
Sidenote: My birthday is tomorrow! Celebrate people!