How did I know it'd get percieved that way? Lol. People can be new to this without being a troll. I did my best to develop my account, make an introduction post, etc BEFORE posting here. Someone can be new but have a defined view of what they want in this. People lurk for YEARS before they summon the courage, even with the anonymous qualities of the internet, to finally post for themselves.
The only desperation comes from knowing my first pack of diapers will be here in maybe a week (yet to get the shipping notification) and I would love to start this off with someone telling me what to do. If no one responds, I'll still have fun.