freswith Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Waste bin shakes, rattles, emits Alpha and Beta particles and finally issues a pair of pink, frilly Y-fronts. Inserts waste bin into machine. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Waste bin shakes, rattles, emits Alpha and Beta particles and finally issues a pair of pink, frilly Y-fronts. Inserts waste bin into machine. vending machine shake rattle and rolls whereafter it spits out a robotic frog that instantly tries to mate Freswith. Inserts cyborgtadpoles into vendingmachinewastebin Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Vending machine is repaired by Dougie, and spits out a new baby bat for Juliabam. Inserts 5 unshaprened pencils. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Gets a wastebin that has trouble hopping up stairs and keeps saying "Exterminate! Exterminate!" *Inserts mechanical frog leg* Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 *recieves glowstick* -inserts repairman- Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 *recieves glowstick* -inserts repairman- Gets back a note saying "Rejected!!, defective item!!" pulls out repairman and inserts him into waste bin. Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 *inserts defective item notice back into machine* -recieves repairman- ....wait what? Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 inserts repairman again gets another bill, and a two week wait for a new part since this machine is not like anyone the repairman has ever seen before Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Damn machine is broken again. babykeiff gets a chinese repair manual for vending machine. Dougie inserts a shiny new car key. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Dougie gets a shiny new car, but no key will fit it. Inserts tadpole. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Dougie gets a shiny new car, but no key will fit it. Inserts tadpole. Freswith gets back a ticket from the policeman who just came round the corner as he was trying to "emit" his tadpoles into a vending machine.. Baad froggy, keep your hands above the covers and for gods sake out of your pockets, and keep the thing out of the vending machine slot (afterall it was not a slut). Inserts photo of freswith caught in the act! Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Not going near vender till it's been cleaned of freswith tadpoles. Calls cleaner. Saw this and thought of here Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The vending machine gets bleached are steamcleaned. Dougie inserts useless new car before he gets a ticket for double parking. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The vending machine gets bleached are steamcleaned. Dougie inserts useless new car before he gets a ticket for double parking. Dougie gets back a nice pink tricykle with a square frontwheel.. Insert evil laughter... Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Insert evil laughter... Get back a juliabam Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Get back a juliabam Jams AJ, with great dificulty, through the narrow slot of the vending machine, gets back evil laughter!!! Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Gets back what's left of bloody forefinger. Dougie inserts pink square wheeled tricycle. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Gets back Salvador Dali's floppy watch. Inserts tax demand. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Gets an accountant and a Tax lawyer- and a huge bill from both of them Inserts Tax Lawyer (and sends accountant off to find "White-out" for red pencil marks) Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Gets large pile of shredded paper which is then reconstituted into Tony Blair's missing parliamentary expense claims. Inserts Hilary Clinton Link to comment
babykeiff Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 gets back John McCain. I am tired of the vending machine. All it throws out is rubbish Re-inserts John McCain Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Gets back a butt plug marked "Vote for McCain" Inserts butt plug into slot (using surgical gloves) Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Butt plug ejected with enormous force. Knocks luckless pheasant out of the sky. Inserts dead pheasant, feathers and all. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Butt plug ejected with enormous force. Knocks luckless pheasant out of the sky. Inserts dead pheasant, feathers and all. freswith gets back a feather boa and a card with the text. "congratulations, the stars say you're a trans - Greetings your psychic astrology genie" Inserts freswith and a bit of chocolate Link to comment
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