bedwetting The Great Mom Swap!

[Drownedinp]

A national TV Network was having a Reality Show.

They were calling it "The Great Mom Swap!"

The Idea was not to see who could do the best job as mom. 

This had a twist, they were trying to see if they could get one mom to cheat on their spouse.

It was something along the lines of a show called Temptation Island! 

They had ran a few years ago.

But with actually married people.

They recieved over 100,000 aplications.

They also had a questionnaire to get a type of feeling of the applicants.

They went through each and every application and took the most likely candidates. 

Soon they had a 100 aplications left.

Each family member was asked if they were 100% happy in their relationships, parents with kids, kids with parents, spouses with spouses.

This was done in private, they were all told to be truthful! 

They narrowed it down to 16 moms. 

Then they started matching the husbands and wives.

Thre were 2 families that stood out the Denning's of Phoenix, Arizona, and the Redmond's of Antimony, Utah.

Currently the kids hated the moms they had now and the spouses were not happy with each other. 

There were others but they just seemed that the mother in each family was the total opposite of the family they were currently in. 

Mrs. Redmond caught a flight to Phoenix Arizona from Salt Lake City, Utah.

Mrs. Denning caught a flight from Phoenix, Arizona to Salt Lake City, Utah.

Mrs. Greta Redmond was thinking, "It's so dammed good to get out of that fucking little town, away from her loser kids!

For hopefully the next month she would be in the big city of Phoenix."

Mrs. Nancy Denning was thinking "Ah, to get out the big city and back on a farm, where she grew up at, at heart she was still a small town girl.

Hopefully the next 4 weeks in a small town away from her kids that hate her, she had never been that outgoing. 

Shd had always been a quiet girl.

That was what her husband loved about her, and now hated about her!

He was a Former Drill Instructor tough as nails, ran his home like he was still a D.I. his kids loved it

She hated it!

She was looking foreward to being in a small town. 

Everybody tended to be more laid back.

You were a friend until you caused problems then forget it!

Greta Redmond was thinking just the opposite. 

She used to be in the military she wished she still was. 

She fell in love with Dave Redmond.

He was quiet.

He was respectful. 

How did she know he was a wimp bedwetter and all their kids from the oldest to the youngest would be bedwetters! The youngest still wore pullups to school and was wet everyday he came home from school! 

Whatever I get it has to be better than I had.

Nancy was thinking the same thing word for word, except for her it was how do l tell this new family their temporary mom is a lifelong bedwetter, and after having 5 kids is a daytime leaker now as well.

Did I make the wrong choice by going on this show?

 

[Drownedinp]

Greta arrived in Phoenix. 

The family Denning had a placard with Redmond on it. 

The kids were in a line oldest to youngest!.

Frankly it reminded her of her military days.

"I'm going to like it here!"

They left, within 20 minutes they arrived at their home, dad had the kids doing what they were supposed to do.

He sounded like a Drill Instructor.

"Were you in the Military?" Greta asked?

"Affirmative! USMC, Semper Fi!

Gunnery Sergeant, Marc Denning!"

"Oh I will love being here! Sergeant First Class United States Army Gretta Davidson, now Redmond! Reports!"

"Well alright! Marc said!

Looks like l got the best end of the deal, my wife Nancy didnt understand why l acted the way I did towards our kids! 

I was tough on them, they responded to my style, she was always trying me to get to know my kids better! 

I think I knew them better than she did." Said Marc!

"My husband and my kids never took to me trying to run our home like things were ran in the Army.

They resisted everything l tried to implement! 

Your right I think l can do those things like I tried at home and nobody listened"

Nancy Denning landed in Salt Lake.

The kids welcomed her.

She went and changed her own diaper, who knew when her next change could be. 

The guy that was to be her husband for possibly the next month. 

He told her they had a 3 to 5 hour drive ahead of them until they get to the farm.

They got on I-15 South. 

One kid Alan the littlest was asking her question after question about her being his mom?

"Are you a mean mommy?" He asked?

She looked and every kid and even David was listening to her answer.

"Uh I'm usually pretty nice, I love peace and tranquility. 

I wont scream and yell or beat you if thats what you mean?" Nancy said.

"Will you love us?" Alan asked?

"Well you have to remember I'm not here to replace your mom. 

But I will treat you with the respect you treat me with!"

That looked like the right answer everybody beathed a sigh of relief!

Alan laid his head on her shoulder. 

They stopped in a town called Nephi.

Dave said "Go to the toilet, do it now or forever hold your pee!"

Every kid went and hit the toilet.

They were about an hour and a half out of Salt Lake.

Dave took a purse and took Alan into the restroom with him. 

30 minutes later they were back on the road.

"Next Stop is Richfield! Said Dave. 

Soon they came to a town called Scipio! They got back off the freeway.

They hit small towns like Aroura, then they got on I-70. They were still going south.

About 20 minutes later they hit Richfield. 

Again Dave said if you have to go to the toilet go now or next stop is home.

Again every kid went to the toilet, Nancy did as well her own diaper was getting soggy!

She had a full bag in her suit case and about two or three more in her purse.

After Richfield they got off I-70 and she saw they were on Utah 89. 

She knew 89 driving north on I-17 from Phoenix, after Flagstaff I-17 becomes Arizona 89.

Same road?

They went through a town called Marysvale.

The kids referred to it as dip in the road.

From the North you went down a hill.

The town looked like it ran east and west. Then you left Marysvale and climbed out of the town on the South end.

The town did seem to to dip in the middle! 

Next she saw a lake and signs said Piute Reservoir!

Strange the county said they were in Piute County!

Next they hit a town called Junction, Utah.

County Seat of Piute County.

They passed the High School the oldest Olive said "Thats where I go to school at!"

She didnt look old enough to be going to High School.

"We start there at 7th grade through 12th l'm in the 7th grade!"

"Must of read my mind Olive! 

I didn't think you looked old enough to be in High School!" Nancy smiled.

After they got out of Junction the turned East onto Utah 62.

They went through a town called Kingston. 

"Alright kids be on the lookout!"

"Lookout for what?" Nancy asked?

"Deer of course!" Said Alan!

They had gone maybe 3 miles. 

"Daddy I saw pink eyes slow down!" Said Caleb

Dave slowed down to just 5 miles an hour. 

About 35 40 yards there were several deer in the middle of the road.

There had to be 15 or 20 of them.

Dave went to move and he had to bump one deer out of the road hitting it in the rump. 

That one ran and jumped and several others followed it. 

They came to one buck and he lowered his head. 

Nancy heard something crack.

He came away with a piece of plastic, that used to be the griil stuck to his antlers!

He looked like he was going to hit Dave's car again.

He honked the horn.

The buck looked at the car and backed off enough to let them get by. 

Soon they were passed the deer they were on the look for the next herd of deer.

Lucky they didnt see anymore deer. 

They came to a crossroads. 

Utah 62 turned left and went north they continued on Utah 22.

They saw all kinds of signs advertizing the Otter Creek Marina.

The Antimony Merc.

Varius reality places that want to sell a house and you to move into. 

About 2 minutes later they passed another sign that said they were in Garfield County!

Another minute they entered Antimony and had to slow down to 30 miles an hour.

They passed a place called The Rocking R Ranch.

It looked like a dude ranch that is what it billed itself as. 

Two or three  houses beyond that they pulled into a yard. 

They all got out.

Alan tried to help her with her with her luggage. 

Her suitcase was as big as he was.

She gave him her purse to carry and she took the suitcase. 

She was shown to her room.

They came in and Dave had made dinner.

Nancy asked "How come that deer attacked your car?

I've never heard of them doing that before!"

"They are in their rut right now they are trying to find other deer to fight with to show the females of there strength and their fitness to mate with. 

Right now them bucks are thinking more with their horemones than their brains!

Just like most teenagers!"

[Drownedinp]

They had a camera man following her today, just like like they did the other 16 moms.

As the others arrived at their destination.

For Nancy and Greta it was a fairly close move 

One lady went from Orlando to Seattle and they switched.

Two others went from Bangor Maine to San Diego, and the other went from San Diego to Bangor. 

Another went from St. Paul to Dallas and visa versa.

One from Billings Montana  to Birmingham Alabama.

Denver to Columbus Ohio!

One went from Upstate New York to NYC.

Last went from Omaha to South Bend Indiana.

The film crews show up tomorrow to start following them everywhere!

As Nancy was falling asleep.

Right now she had to order some diapers to wear.

Her bag wouldnt last forever.

The way she goes through diapers she had enough for about two weeks maybe three!

She wasnt a quitter, no way she was calling it quits. 

What she didnt know was they were down two contestants already. 

The New York two were alread out they hated each others family only 3 more couples left to vote off this week.

O430 hours Greta was up and was already starting breakfast. 

Nancy was awoken at the same time she started cooking as well. 

She wished she could get a shower her diaper was wet. 

After everybody was out the door. 

She got her shower. 

She got out of her wet diaper.

After looking for a place to put it.

Under the bathroom sink she found a garbage can full of diapers. 

"These are not mine!" 

She dumped them out, one was a child side about Alan's size.

Another was a bit bigger, the girl older than Alan was named Marsha and then there was another slightly bigger than that Caleb?

One for Olive and one that was adult size, David. 

Now hers joined the group. 

Wonder if they will figure out there are spares from me.

We'll just see.

She started cleaning and had got something from the freezer out to thaw.

The house was clean. 

David had returned the farm chores were done.

"David we need to talk.

While l was cleaning I came accross a strange garbage can under the bathroom sink."

"Well you know now, we are all bedwetters here the only one that isnt is my wife.

Alan still wears pullups to school. 

He comes home wet most days.

Please dont embarrass my kids!"

"David l have no plans to embarrass your kids!

What if I told you the reason l found the garbage can was because l was looking for a place to put my wet overnight diaper."

"You wear diapers for bedwetting?" Asked David?

"My whole life!

To tell you the truth since having 5 kids, I'm getting so that I need them in the day time!"

"My mother had 10 kids and she went from an overnight wearer like us to an all day every day wearer like you! 

Thank you, Olive is getting a bit sensitive about her wetting. 

She is discovering boys, what happens if the boys find out she still wets her bed!

Allan he knows most of his brothers and sisters still wore the pullups to school 2nd grade for Caleb and 5th grade for Olive.

 Marsha, just got out of her daytime pullups just a few months ago, 4th grade for her!" Said David.

"Their secret is safe with me, l cant tell on them without telling them my own secret!

Just let the kids know their secret is safe with me! 

Greta, her kids and her husband told her about told her about her mom after she told them about her kids still wetting their beds, as well as her husband! 

It was weird for her she felt more at home in this family than she did her own. 

She was wondering would they adopt her?

There was no way in hell she was going back to her husband and that dinky little town, to bad they couldnt switch permanently!

Their wife and mother fits in that family better than she does and she fits in better with this family than Their mother does!

[Pierry Louys]

Great chapter 

[Drownedinp]

As the kids started arriving home from school Nancy brought them in and said hello.

They sat at the table and started working on their homework.

Alan was the first one done, he was a kindergartner.

He sat on Nancy's lap as he read her a story. 

She thanked him for sharing the story with her.

She also whispered in his ear that "You need to go change his pullup!"

He whispered back, "l dont know how."

"Will you let me help you?" Whispered Nancy?

He nodded and she took him by the hand and they went to his bedroom.

Soon they were done. 

As dinner was cooking she sat down and Alan came and sat on her lap.

She cuddled with Alan. 

He looked like he was starved for attention.

"Didn't your mom hold you like this?" She asked?

Alan shook his head no.

Nancy wondered why not? 

This kid was starved for attention and love!

"You want to be my helper?

I need somebody to help cook dinner."

She stood up and held out her hand.

Alan slowly reached out and took her hand.

He acted like he was afraid to give her his hand, as if he was afraid he was going to lose it permanently!

Once it was there there was a sigh of relief as he hadn't lost it.

They went into the kitchen and she started stiring things.

She had Alan peel some carrots.

The other 3 started to see Alan actually doing something with the new lady.

Marsha asked a question about her school work.

Nancy without just giving her the answer showed her how to figure out the math problem. 

She interacted with them.

Dinner was ready and they ate dinner. 

They had to wake up David he was trying to get some sleep, he had a stream of water he got later that night.

Dinner was fun everybody was asked how school was going? 

Olive admitted she had a boyfriend at school a boy from Circleville.

She wouldnt tell us his name.

After dinner Olive, Marsha, and Nancy did the dishes. 

They sat and talked and Joked.

Tonights dishwashing was fun. 

Usually the two girls hated doing the dishes.

Tonight, though mom helped and it went faster.

They went into the living room and they talked and talked. 

The kids felt part of the family. 

Their mother, their real mother never sat and talked with them.

Nancy actually made them feel important, that they mattered.

The camera crews left and kids got diapers on and ready for bed.

Nancy changed her own diaper. 

David was out with his stream of water.

Alan had a nightmare, he came and found Nancy. He was crying she held him.

Soon he was asleep.

Nancy thought her kids her real kids, they didn't love her like these kids loved her. 

She knew this family belonged to Greta. 

She wished that this was her family, not the one she got!

[Drownedinp]

The first week of the show they had to eliminate, 6 people so they were down to 8. 

Since the New Yorkers were already gone.

Billings and Birmingham both missed their families, they were let go. 

Omaha and South Bends had gotten into arguements on live TV.

They clearly were not getting along! 

The Dallas and St. Paul were just not happy doing this anymore.

They were released next week was the Semis there was still 8 moms left. 

According to polls her and Greta were the favorites. 

The next week Greta was heard to talk about her kids in Utah and she let it slip that they were all bedwetters! Big whoops!

Olive came home crying!

Nancy took her into Olives door and they talked. 

Seems Olive's Boyfriend watched the show and dumped her because she was a bedwetter. 

Nancy came clean and told her about her own growing up a bedwetter. 

"Really you did?" Asked Olive. 

She also told her "One of these days some boy who wont care one bit you still wet your bed is going to sweep you off your feet! 

Thats what happened to me, he was a Marine Corps Drill Instructor. 

Talk about handsom in his uniform!

"Your mom met your dad and look at that.

I'm sure your mom didn't mean to blab to the whole United States of America that Olive Redmond is a bedwetter!

The next week the mailbox Olive was the winner she got 56 letters from boys that thought she was cute and could care less about her bedwetting. 

Several told her that they did as well!

They were smitten with her!

She kind of fell in love with one of the boys and they were pen pals. 

She also got a letter from those Raider players that still wet their beds.

They told her to hang in there!

That week they lost 4 more moms! 

There was her and Greta.

The Bangor and San Diego left next week would be the finale!

Then the United States voted on the final one.

During this time. 

Nancy started falling for Olive, Caleb, Marsha and Alan, She was falling for David as well! 

The worst part was David was falling for her.

In Phoenix.

Greta was falling for the kids there and for Marc as well.

During this time they had sex one night. 

This was supposed to happen. 

This was what the producers were hoping for! 

Even though Nancy loved David! 

She was still married to Marc!

She believed sex was for married people as well!

[Drownedinp]

The finals were tonight. 

Her and Greta had won!

Now the country got to vote between her and Greta.

David and the kids came to her "Nancy, win or lose we want you to stay as our wife and mom!

We also know that you have family in Phoenix! 

I got a letter from Greta telling me that your husband is going to divorce you and Greta is divorcing me.

They are going to stay together! 

We, the kids and I feel you've been a better mom to them, than Greta ever was!

Greta also wrote in the letter that her blabbing about the kids and I's bedwetting wasn't an accident"

"You're kidding me, right?" Nancy asked?

"Wished l was!" Said David.

He got the letter and gave it to her.

She started reading it her jaw was gaping bigger and bigger with every line she read.

"That bitch! 

How dare she ridicule her own kids like that?

What mom would, would do that?

How could my own husband do this to me?"

They were tabulating the votes between her and Greta.

It wasnt even close almost two to one for Nancy!

The comments were that most of the people were wishing their own mother was more like Nancy, she was the loving mother! 

Greta was a two timing backstabber! 

Most of the comments for Greta was "Since day one has had her eyes set on the Denning Family!

Poor Nancy, she was a mom not a hoe!"

Nancy got the one million dollars. 

While the Divorce was going on, David and Nancy were dating.

Soon as the Divorce was final David proposed to Nancy.

Marc and Greta tried to sue for Alimony but since they were the ones that cheated on their spouses, they were denied. 

A few months later David and Nancy were married, Olive was Nancy's Maid of Honor, Marsa was the Bridesmaid.

Caleb was his dads Best Man, Alan an Usher and the ring bearer!

Nancy things were moved from the guestroom to David's bedroom.

David and Nancy added two more kids of their own. 

A girl they named Angie, and a boy named William.

About two years later Greta and Marc couldn't stand each other! 

They divorced!

David and Nancy, never tired of each other, they loved each other until their dying day!

Like the old stories go "They Lived Happily Ever After!"