The Visitor

[Drownedinp]

Monday was just another normal day until the Sisters showed up. 

Beautiful asked "Since your name is Kimball and yours Franklin how can you be Sisters?" 

"Were Sisters in Christ." Said Sister Franklin.

"Are you married to Christ like nuns are?"

"No nothing like that we believe that before we came to this earth we lived as spirit children of our Hevanly Father.

We believe we all are literal sons and daughters of our Heavely Father.

If he is our father doesnt that make us all Brothers and Sisters."

"You know I have always felt that way!" Said Julia.

"Well we believe Jesus Christ is actually our oldest brother. 

They talked about Jesus being the son of god.

And that he is the one that their church was named after.

It is the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. 

They had some desert with us and then they left. 

We got ourselves ready.

Now the Sisters had taught us to pray.

Now this is the first time l had prayed since my dad had died, he was the prayer in our family.

We said a little prayer before going into the bed we knelt by the bed.

Afterwards I felt my age getting back up off my knees.

I guess l will have to ask the Sisters if l need to kneel because l cant really do that anymore.

We slept and it was a quiet night. 

[Drownedinp]

Next day Beautiful and I had nothing.

Beautiful called mom and we took her out to lunch, this time I didnt feel like a third wheel.

Mom was so glad that we had called her she claimed that she was getting cabin fever, she was glad that she was getting out she had something to talk to us about.

"As you know I have a degree in Archeology.

There is a dig going on in Guatemala, they found another entire city in the jungle there,  and they want me to go and help find artifacts in the city itself.

I would be like the number two or third person in charge, I wont be in charge but at least I will be in charge of 3 or 4 other students.

I need to get out of the house, I was shaving my legs and armpits the other day.

The thought hit if I break the razor I will have a blade to slit my wrists!

That scared me!

Let me tell you! 

Eddie you know me, thats not me. 

I'm never one to back down from a fight.

A while later I got a call about the dig, I said yes because I wont be around to act out on that thought with the razor blade!"

"Mom if you ever feel like that again or just need to get out of the damned house call me, Eddie and I would love to take you out, we love you and do not want to see anything bad happen to you!" Said Beautiful.

Mom changed topics "How is that grandaughter of mine enjoying the married Life?"

"Well she is missing Evan he is in Utah right now and she is in Phoenix, they talk every night but I know she wants Evan here!

That and she feels bad about the way she acted towards us when she ran off and got married to him." I said.

"Really how do you know?"

It was almost comical mom and Beautiful  both said it at the same time in synch.

"Well the other night Trudy needed her mom.

I let her have beautiful."

I wasnt about to admit to my mom that I had two little girls that night and I put them to bed in my and Beautiful's bed.

"I slept on the couch.

I awoke to crying.

It didnt sound like Beautiful's cry."

"Have you been making my favorite daughter in law unhappy enough to cry so that you recognize her cry?"

Demanded my mother?

"No mom our second date when I went to pick her up she was crying she had wet herself and was embarassed.

Also when her kids decided she shouldnt be seeing me.

She cryed she also had kind of given up she had been sitting and her chair was soaked she had a rash I took care of her for a couple of days.

Then when Trudy ran off and got married with out telling her or me, we assumed the worse.

She cryed.

I do know her cry."

"Mom everytime my heart has been broken enough for me to cry, your son has been nothing but a gentleman towards me you did a good job in rasing him.

He is the most compassionate person I know.

He even guilted my kids into letting them see what they had done to me.

It was beautiful!" She giggled.

"Okay then, at least he is not the one making you cry.

If you do I will still take you over my knee and tan your butt.

I still think I can do that!"

"Anyway I heard crying.

I found Trudy at the kitchen table she asked me why we loved her?

She was feeling bad about running off and eloping like she had she really thought we would try and talk her out of it.

I told her we may not of liked the idea of her eloping but we would of supported her in her decision.

Have You heard either Beautiful or I say anything negative about Evan, or you and him getting married, you've heard more about the way it was handled that the marrage itself.

We didnt know was you in an accident, were you injured, were you dead?

We didnt know.

Then when we did find our we heard it second hand from the Cargills, not from you!

Thats when she apologized.

She promised if she ever gets married again and elopes we will be her first contact."

"Eddie and Trudy are best buds, I kind of feel left out at times, they have eating contests!

I tried to join in this last time I couldnt hang with the big dogs!"

"Eddie I'm glad you and Trudy have that relationship.

It only proves that Melinda's mom was off her rocker.

I always knew you was a good dad, busy but still made time for your daughter.

When they were saying you wasnt a good dad.

I wanted to find that bitch and kick the shit out of her. 

Look at Melinda, Denny, Francine, Rachel, Trudy.

They all love you now and know your a good dad.

I watched you when you used to play house with that neighbour girl, Nancy was it?

Even at 5 and 6 you was a good dad to her dollies.

I never worried much about you.

Now your brother Russell he would always turn them upside down to look at where their genitalia should be.

Him I worried about!" She smiled.

[Drownedinp]

After lunch we dropped mom back off at her house she was going to take the job in Guatemala she would be gone at the least a year up to three. 

Mom had threatened to beat my butt.

I dont think she could physically do it anymore but I was taught you didnt fight girls or woman.

So if mom came to beat my butt, I guess I had better let her.

Afterwards I was sitting watching TV.

Basically doing nothing.

I got a call seems one of my teams had a huge accident.

They were pouring forms for a basement in my second apartment.

As they were pouring the cement in the forms, the form busted one of the rods shot out and it hit one of his guys in the upper arm.

He is on the way to the hospital.

He has to have it surgically removed.

It is too close to his radial nerve.

It had nicked his humorous bone.

I was at the hospital for when the guy got there I gave them the number of my Workmens Comp Company. 

I was waiting to find out which guy it was that got injured. 

I was sitting there wating to find out how he was doing when  Melinda, Francine and Rachel showed up. " Dad how is Denny is he okay? Asked Melinda?

[Drownedinp]

"Denny was the one hurt?' I said 

"Thats what I was told. Said Melinda.

Is he here yet?"

"Not yet that I've seen, I only got here a few minutes before you.

They brought him Denny in he had his left arm imobilized and the rod was sticking out his bicep. 

"Are you alright baby?" Melinda asked?

"Mom I'm 18 years old, I'm not a baby anymore!

I'm okay. Said Denny.

They moved him to the back we heard they had given him a dose or two of Fentanyl he wasnt feeling much of anything.

They cut the rod at both ends and pulled the rod through.

They sewed up where it entered and exited he was going to be fine other than he would have a couple of good scars.

His bicep wouldn't look right ever again.

Where he played as a defensive end.

He could wear some kind of cover for it.

Somekind of pad.

He would still be able to play, that's what was so good.

He would be going home tonight.

He would be on Antibiotics and Pain Killers he would be off the next 3 weeks.

He would be getting paid for those 3 weeks.

Denny was driven home by his mom and they had one guy drive his truck home and had somebody follow the truck home. 

After the Fentinyl wore off he was ready to go back to work.

I had to tell him to stop he wasnt comming to work.

Even if I let him work I know after 15-20 minutes later his arm would be so sore that he couldn't work he would be begging me to get him out of work. 

A few days later Melinda called me and told me that Denny hadn't returned.

We had a lojack on his truck we found it on his way to Vegas.

A call to his girlfriends was also found she was missing.

After living with Trudy I told them to not worry.

They are on their way to get married.

We went through it a few weeks ago with Trudy.

I was right.

Denny and Shannon, each called their parents and informed them they were in Vegas to get married.

I guess we just gained a new granddaugter in law.

[Drownedinp]

Next day Denny and Shannon returned.

They visited Beautiful, Trudy and I.

"You're not mad at me are you Grandpa?" Denny asked?

"Why would I be mad your 18, an adult.

I can't tell you much what to do anymore unless your at work.

Besides I can see what you see in Shannon here, she is pretty cute!" I said.

Beautiful spoke, "Yes Denny your new wife is very cute, you need to cherish her put her before yourself now.

Shannon at times your going to have to be the adult, sometimes these men act just like children."

She shot a look at me and smiled.

"Just to let me know she meant me." I said!

Trudy spoke.

"You know sneaking off like that and getting married, thats kind of childish!"

"Trudy!

Beautiful said.

You have no right speaking to Denny like that!

What did you and Evan do just about a month ago yourselves?

You two snuck off and eloped!

Denny and Shannon at least had the guts to call and let us know they were alright.

We didnt find out what had happened to you until late Sunday night! And we heard that from the Cargill's!

You have no right!"

This was the most pissed off I had ever seen Julia since I had known her.

Poor Trudy her jaw dropped she was shocked that Beautiful would talk to her in that way!

"Sorry mom, your right!

Sorry Denny, Whats that old saying I heard once.

"Those that live in glass houses, shouldn't throw rocks!

I will stop throwing rocks.

Congratulations you two!

Welcome to the family  Shannon!"

She gave Shannon and Denny a hug.

"Congratulations,  Nephew!"

Denny asked if we could talk

I took him to my office.

"Whats up?"

"Grandpa... Grandpa.

We havent had sex yet.

Shannon is on her period.

She should be stopping soon.

Sleeping with Shannon.

I have found out she is a lot like Mom, Rachel, Francine, Grandma, and Trudy.

Grandpa she still wets at night.

How do you handle.., how do you handle sleeping with Grandma Julia knowing she will be wet in the morning?"

"Denny do you love Shannon?" I asked?

"Oh yeah, when I'm not around her its like torture.

I miss her I want her to be with me.

Its like she is a part of me.

Its like I guess my arm is missing or something.

It feels like I cant breathe without her!"

"When you married Shannon you married the whole her, bedwetting included.

And she married you, right now a gimpy arm, you will be going back to school and playing football!

She will be a gridiron widow from about August through December or January.

Can she live without you during those months.

She will have to she knows you're an athlete you play football.

Thats what she married.

Now do you think she feels anything less about the way she feels about you?

When your gone to games she will be by herself.

You will at least be focused on football.

What does she have as a diversion?

Nothing she will miss you greatly!

Maybe she will resent you because your out playing football, and she is stuck at home all alone."

"But Grandpa I was a football player before I even met her!" Said Denny

"Guess what she was a bedwetter before she met you.

Put yourself in Beautiful's, your mom's Trudy, Rachel, Francine's shoes for a second.

Bedwetting can be hard on a 5 year old, just think how hard it is on a 15 year old or an 18 year old.

If you was like your sisters, mom, Aunt, Grandma, and to an extent Grandpa.

Would you ever tell anybody else hey I'm 18 and I still wet my bed? 

Remember Shannon has lived with this her whole life, she feels the embarrassment of every mornings wet bed.

Now she is married, and her husband now knows.

If I was you I would consider myself lucky!"

"Lucky what do you mean lucky?" Asked Denny?

"Your wife Shannon has shared something so secret.

So sacred to her that I am sure only her close family members know about!

That is a secret she doesnt share with just anybody!

But she felt she could share it with her husband!

Now don't break that trust and share it with another human being."

There was a knock on the door, when I answered it there was Shannon. 

"May I help you?"

"Trudy said I should talk to you alone."

"I'm done Grandpa!

Thank you!" Denny said.

Denny left.

"Whats on your mind Shannon?"

She was quiet for about 45 seconds "How do I say this, I have a problem most kids outgrow,  I never did.

I'm 18 and I still wet my bed.

I think Denny has a problem with it.

When he found out he kind of turned cold towards me.

How do you tell a guy before you marry them that hey I'm 18 and I still wet my bed like I did when I was 5?"

"Hello I reached out shook her hand my name is Eddie Gordon, I'm  62 and I wear diapers to bed at night becase a few years ago I had some surgery that somehow left me a bedwetter!"

"You, you're a bedwetter, really Eddie?" Shannon asked?

Since you married my Grandson, call me Grandpa!

Everybody else does!" I said.

"Grandpa I like that I have grandfathers but I've never even have met them.

Okay Grandpa it is!"

"Listen, do you love Denny?" I asked?

"Grandpa you bet I do.

The first time I ever saw him he was hauling buckets of Cement he was buff!

I fell in love with that body. 

Then when I got to know him I learned he wasnt just another dumb jock.

I have dated a couple of them.

And a couple others were so stuck on themselves I couldnt compete with the love of their own Egos.

Denny wasn't one if them. 

He told me he promised his Grandpa he wouldnt have sex until after he was married.

I told him some excuse about taking a pledge at church for the same thing.

Truth is I didn't want anybody to find out I was still a bedwetter. 

I'm still a virgin, the night we got married.

I started my period.

Of course that night he saw me wet my bed.

I'm surprised he hasnt filed for annulment.

We havent consummated our union yet.

I just couldnt get up the nerve to tell him I still wet my bed.

I hope I havent ruined what we had together, because I was a chicken!"

I saw tears start to roll down her cheek.

"You know Denny plays football.

From like August to December or January.

You will not be seeing much of him there will be nights.

That you will be, Barton, party of one!

Your going to be by yourself. 

A gridiron widow.

Now Denny when he married you he married the whole package, what you do, what you think, he married that.

He basically told me of your bedwetting.

What I told you I've told him."

'So you knew I was a bedwetter?"

"Yes. I also told him how lucky he was!"

"Lucky?" Asked Shannon?

"Yes, Lucky.

You have shared your most deepest, darkest secret you have shared with him.

Something probably only your closest family members know.

Now he knows that secret.

He is very special to be let in on it!" I said.

"You know it is my biggest secret.

I only share that with certain people.

My best friend Janice knows only because we both wet our beds when we were 8. She stopped at 16 just not me.

Still other than my dad and mom and two sisters.

Who both wet their beds, mom still wets her bed like I do.

Dad has accepted that I guess Denny can accept the fact that I still do.

Trudy said I should talk to you, she said that you just know what to say.

She was right!

Thank you Grandpa!

If Denny does anything wrong to hurt me, can I send him your way?"

"If that boy hurts you I will come and hunt him down and kick his ass.

He might know how to fight, I taught him, but I didnt teach him everything I know!"

I gave her my best smile.

[Drownedinp]

Four days later we were visited by Denny and Shannon I took them into my Office again this time it was the both of them together. 

"You were right grandpa Shannon was  worth waiting for.

We had sex, sex, and more sex!" Said Denny!

"How do you feel about her problem?" I asked?

Denny said, "You were right it's only a problem if I let it be a problem." smiled Denny.

"The reason were here is we need to know when its to much sex so we dont get pregnant?" Said Shannon. 

"Really?

You arent joking with me?

You two don't know?" I asked them.

"No!" They both said together.

"How many times can we do it before we get pregnant?" Asked Shannon?

"Sometimes all it takes is one time."

As I held up my index finger of my right hand.

They looked at each other and both looked like they want to cry! 

Getting pregnant is not about volume its about timing, after you begin your cycle you lose your lining and your egg.

The first day is also the first day of your cycle.

After you stop and I assume you two are going at it like Rabbits.

Next Say Wenesday though say Monday if I was you Shannon, I would tell Denny to leave me the hell alone.

Especially Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Wendesday, and Sunday are buffer days.

Hasn't your mother Shannon,  or James, Denny ever explained to you what was going on?"

"No." They both said together again.

Alright Eddie it sounds like they got no problem with the mechanics of sex, but not the theory.

Joy of joys you get that.

Then your going to go over and kick James and Shannon's mother in the ass!

"Okay the way this works the night of your marrage night Shannon began her cycle.

She lost last months lining and egg that's what her period is.

As soon as you stopped your period your body began making a new lining for your next egg that drops.

Next week you have an egg ripen and it travels down your fallopian tubes where when it get there if you two have sex those days it could get fertilized and it is the start of you twos baby. 

It gets fertilized from the sperm you deposit in Shannon, Denny. 

Now if you resist those 3 or 5 days.

It doesnt get fertilized and about two weeks after that you start the process all over again.

Shannon will start her period anew to get rid of the lining and egg that didn't get fertilized this month.  

You can have sex a million times before and a million times after, but like I said it just takes that one time.

As I held up the same index finger. 

"But what about contraceptives?" Asked Denny. 

"Well your right there are those Rubbers, The Pill.

They are not 100% safe.

The rubbers have been known to fail, the pill has side effects, Shannon could sprout facial hair, or worse die.

Some ladies the pill can induce heart attacks.

 I'm sure Denny you dont want to be a widower as soon as your married. 

The most effective form of Contraception that I've heard is a plain aspirin!" 

"How does that work?" Asked Shannon?

"You take a single asprin Shannon, put it between your knees and hold it there!" I said.

I saw Shannon grin, Denny was still working it.

All of the sudden he got it, I saw his grin. 

"Thank you Grandpa as I got a kiss on the cheek from Shannon.

You know I have been having my period since I was almost 13, I never knew why, it makes perfect sense now why.

I asked my mom when I first started why we had to go through with our periods every month?

She told me because we do!"

That was it no explanation, cause we do.

To think I had to learn from a man why I as woman did that.

How come parents dont want to talk with their kids about what is going on with their bodies grandpa?" Shannon asked?

"Well most of the time they are to embarrased." I said.

"Why aren't you embarrased grandpa?" Asked Shannon?

"Dont you know I'm a crude, rude construction worker?" I told her. 

"I dont think your rude and crude grandpa.

I'm so glad that Denny let me become a member of this family your the best Grandpa and Julia is the best Grandma I've ever known I love you guys!

[Drownedinp]

As they left and I returned to Beautiful.

Beautiful asked "What was that all about, Denny still having a problem with Shannin's bedwetting?"

"Nope was wondering how much sex was to much before you get pregnant." I said.

"They going at it like Rabbits I take it?" Beautiful asked.

"Yep, I had to tell them that all it takes is once.

They didnt even know how Shannons's Cycle worked, she didnt even understand why she has a period."

"You are kidding me?"

"Nope she asked her mom why she had a period, her mom told her "Because you do!"

She asked me why parents don't want to talk to kids about sex?

I told her mostly they are embarrased.

I think I need to go kick James and Shannon's mom's ass.

Denny was just as clueless as Shannon was!"

"Come on your an old tough guy.

I bet you were not embarresed to tell them about sex!" Said Beautiful.

"I think they got the mechanics of it down, I  had to explain the timing. You know when to lay off like next Wednesday through Sunday.

They should be good and not create any babies."

"You told them about the best form of birth control!" Said Beautiful.

"I also told them about an asprin being the best form of birth control." I said.

"How does that work?" Beautiful asked?

"You dont know how an asprin is the best form of birth control? 

I asked what type was you talking about?"

"The rhythm  method what you suggested.

Now how does this asprin work?" Asked Beautiful?.

"You take one asprin put it between your knees and hold it there!" I said.

Beautiful got a smile then she began to giggle then it turned into a belly laugh.

She snorted which got me laughing and her laughing more.

"Stop, stop, I'm pissing myself!"

I found this funny and started laughing more!"

"Stop, Stop please!" Beautiful was pleading with me.

I stopped laughing, I was still in the mood to laugh.

Soon Beautiful was coming down. 

"Thanks I got to go get my diaper changed.

I laughed so hard, an Asprin works to!" Beautiful said.

[Drownedinp]

We were expecting Trudy home after school.

Once again no communication l took my phone out and was about ready to call her when mine began ringing.

It was Trudy. 

"Mom, Dad Evan is in town for the weekend.

I'm letting you know I wont be home much okay?"

"I do appreciate you calling us this time, shows us your growing up!" I said

Beautiful and I hadn't had the house to just ourselves in a while.

I went to the Butcher and got us two of the thickest Tbone steaks they were like $23 each.

I got corn on the cob, baked potato's with the fixings bacon, butter, cheese, sour cream, chives.

I came home and started getting things ready for dinner, l was going to barbecue the steaks and corn, and potatos on my grill.

I started to light the charcoal at about 3:30 by 5pm the coals were perfect.

The steaks were put on, the potatos and the corn were wrapped in tinfoil. 

l could almost taste dinner, l was going for Medium well.

Done on the outside, still a bit pink on the inside.

Everything was reaching perfection.

I had just pulled everything off when Trudy arrived back home crying.

If your a parent when you see your child upset all else is forgotten.

Beautiful and I were there for comfort.

"What we got was that her and Evan had been having sex most of the morning.

That evening Evan had confided in her that at the place that he had been living in Utah, they had a daughter about Trudy's age, he talked to her because it was like talking to Trudy.

He had got her pregnant!

They kicked him out until he can go back and marry that girl which means, he has to divorce me!

At least his parents are more pissed at Evan!

They were on my side!

In their church, Evan can be excommunicated for what he has done, kicked out of their church.

I say l'm ready to kick his ass to the curb!" 

"You want daddy to go kill him, sweetheart?"

I said this so matter of factly

Trudy started laughing crying, she didn't know which to do.

She looked at me and said "Uhuh!"

That got her laughing more.

"How about you build another cell block to put him in?"

She was laughing now.

"Thank you daddy!

You just know what to say!"

"Anytime princess!" I said.

"I wanted to kick his balls so hard he wouldnt have anymore kids!

Now l just want to get rid of his sorry ass!"

I called my Lawyer and arranged for a divorce.

They asked me the reason, "infidelity."

I also asked them to get her as much as his assetts as they could! 

"He doesn't have much dad!

Hes living with his buisness partner, it was his partners sister he got pregnant, the bastard!"

My Lawyers had papers written up and filed, served.

He agreed and signed.

They agreed and the judge severed their union.

We had heard later that Evan had been kicked out of his church, he could get back.

He had to do some repenting between now and then. 

At school Trudy met another guy, they dated a couple of times.

He had even found out about her incontinence, when he found out how it had happened he was ready to break the law, get sent to prison, find Trudy's  ex and strangle him.

I took Drew aside and explained about her exe's Bubba.

The more l explained about a Bubba, the happier he was.

I figured he loved my daughter.

He was willing to go to prison for her, not many men would do that.

Even Beautiful liked him!

They decided to marry.

There was no quick trip to Vegas.

We had ourselves a wedding and done it right this time!

 

[Drownedinp]

Evan went back to Utah.

We heard that they had excommunicated him  from the church.

He ended up marrying that girl.

Her name was Andrea and knowing Evan she never let him out of her site, if a girl asked him a question he heard how he was nothing but a player.

All he was good for was getting woman pregnant.

If he hadnt of broke Trudy's heart, l might of felt sorry for him.

Since he did l was glad to see him be so dammed henpecked his wife was a certifiable card carrying bitch!

It couldn't of happened to a better person.

I wasn't to sure he didnt regret his choices now.

Trudy was a heck of a lot nicer to him than Andrea ever was!

She figured since he cheated on Trudy with her while they were married.

He would cheat on her while they were married.

Andrea never let him forget that! 

Drew Pulaski was a good husband, l prayed my last Grandaughter Rachel would find a good husband, Francine wasn't marriageable.

But if she brought home a boy and told us she was getting married.

I would  trust her.

Francine was a kid if she met you and liked you it ment you was basically a good person, but if she didn't like you, you were not a good person.

I had seen that happen.

She never cared for Rob!

Look how that turned out!

l guess, and l have a therory about that.

Some kids that come from god, their souls are just so perfect.

I think Francine is one of those.

Her mind doesn't work the best, but her spirit takes over like I said her capacity for love, us so called normal people could learn something from her!

[Drownedinp]

Trudy came to us crying. 

"Whats the matter?"

"Drew, Drew."..... she broke down in a sob!

Alright, I was ready to go kick Drew's ass for him he hurt my daughter!

"Where is Drew, dont worry l'll go kick his skinny little ass for him!"

I went to leave that boy has some "Splaining to do Lucy!" I was thinking.

"No daddy, he didn't hurt me, were, were  pregnant."

"You know that takes two people not one?" I said?

"Yes daddy.

I thought we were good.

We did something the day before we ovulated  then nothing the next day or the next!

I even showered cleaning myself out really well!

I thought we would be good .

"There was probably was some of Drews stuff still inside of you and it found your egg and fertilized it.

Thats how we got your mom! Said Beautiful.

We thought we were careful but guess what out of the millions and millions of sperm that Drew put into you it only takes one."

"I Know how it works, mom! Said Trudy.

But I'm worried it might screw up my schooling getting pregnant."

Your Grandpa was working when I got pregnant l had to give up my desires of schooling.

I was studying to be a teacher.

Did you know that?" Asked Julie.

"No mom I didn't know that!" Said Trudy.

"I didn't know that and I'm married to you, this is the first time you've mentioned it!" I said.

"Yes, l know that, but once l started having kids I never looked back.

I found l loved motherhood!

I wanted more.

Then I got more.

I never felt like returning to school.

Then we got you, I'm proud of you, if your a Nurse or a Mom, l will be proud of you!" Said Beautiful.

"Thank you mom and dad, l thought you might be disapointed in me if I got pregnant.

I know you want me to finish school." Said Trudy.

Said Beautiful "Honey we will love you no matter what, we supported you through your marrage to Evan.

We all saw how that turned out.

I guess we can be happy that he never got you pregnant, he saved that for that girl Andrea.

Now you have Drew, daddy and I love Drew!"

Thanks mom, you did stick with me when I was married to Evan.

Thank you for loving Drew I love him as well." Said Trudy.

"One more thing.

I kept my old house for when you  got married and started having kids, l just have to kick out Yvette, Cassidy, and Jimmy.

Then you can move in and I will sign the deed over to you!" Said Beautiful.

Thank you mom, Drew and I were thinking about asking you if you would sell it to us, we just cant afford a whole lot of a down payment and high payments." Said Trudy.

"I think your mom was going to give it to you, no money down, no money a month.

All you got to do is pay the Taxes and keep Insurance, upkeep!" I said.

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The  next few days we spent getting Yvette, Cassidy, and Jimmy moved out.

We had a few things to fix beore we could move Mr. & Mrs. Drew and Trudy Pulaski into their home.

Luckily I was a contractor and could fix just about anything.

Some of the kitchen cabinets needed work same with the master bathroom cabinets.

It only took me a day and they were working good as new the newly expecting couple started moving in.

They didnt have much in the way of furniture.

I knew I was expected to get that for them.

New Bedroom Furniture, Livingroom Furniture.

Kitchen Table. Dishes. Pots and Pans.

Sheets, Blankets. You name it I bought it.

And I didn't get to use it!

Then again nothing is to good for my daughter.

I do love Trudy, I guess I had since before l had married Beautiful.

She was the one that brought Beautiful and I together, but so did Yvette and Cassidy.

We just kicked them out of here.

We made sure they had a nice place to live, and we got them cheaper than normal it was a condo but it was rented out.

Normally $1200 - 1400 a month.

Since l helped build them, the guy got me at $850 a month. 

Drew and I sat and talked since we had already talked to Trudy I got to talk to him now, l had never talked to Evan like this, he kept his distance from me.

I dont know why l dont bite all that hard.

Drew asked me about Trudys Incontinence?

I told him "When I first met her she was Trudy just a bedwetter.

Then her asshole boyfriend put her in diapers permanantly.

I guess we are lucky she isn't in a wheelchair, or worse dead!

The asshole doesnt know hlow lucky he wasn't up for Murder 1.

He could be there for the rest of his pathetic little life.

Bubba would own his ass for the next 70 years, imagine getting....."

"Getting what?" Asked Drew. 

Getting Butt, F'd by Bubba!"

I decided to keep it some what PG, l was about ready to say the whole thing. 

"If anybody would of deserved that, that little asshole would.

Sorry but I've never met him and l want to kill him!" Said Drew."

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Now for sure Beautiful and I were empty nesters no kids.

We were happy and sex wasn't another three letter word we were not doing.

We were participants again. 

Sometimes when your on top of the world life has a way of throwling you a curveball. 

I awoke at about 01:30 am and l got up and go to the toilet.

I looked out my bathroom window. )

I saw the house behind mine had a glow that normally wasnt there.

The house was on fire.

I ran to my bedroom told Beautiful to call the Fire Department.

I dropped my wet diaper threw on  some shoes and some pants.

I had a teeshirt on.

I ran to my neighgbors behind me and for 62 years old l jumped the fence, I dont even rember going over it.

Through the back door that l kicked in.

It was smokey and l started crawling down the hall l  heard coughing.

I went to the room where l heard that.

I touched  the door it was cool, l opened the door and two young girls came out of the room, l grabbed them and took them outside.

I sat them on the grass.

I went back in l was seeing the smoke coming from a room.

I checked the door it was burning.

I got blisters on my hand.

If anybody was there they were probably dead. 

About that time the Fire Department arrived.

They started making entry.

They came to the back and pulled the electical meter.

That and they also flipped the main breaker and turned off the gas.

Then they made a hole in the roof to let the heat and gasses out then they entered the house and sprayed the water in the room and knocked the fire out.

From the time they got there to the time it was out couldnt of been more than 10 minutes. 

They had some investigators  come l knew whoever was in that room were dead.

I lifted one girl over and then the other, then l jumped the fence myself.

I took the two girls in my house. 

I sat and the they attatched themselves to me the girls were scared.

The cops came and took my version of what happened I was sure they were going to take the girls.

They left without them.

Okay then now what?

I had one girl she looked to be 6 at the most 7, the other looked 4 maybe 5.

They were finally falling asleep.

They were asleep. 

I didnt feel like I should sleep l would have to move them.

The clock struck 4 am .

One of my legs was asleep.

Like l said l didn't  want to move.

I felt my left thigh dampen and warm the 4 or 5 year old had just wet In her sleep.

About 5 minutes later my right thigh dampened and l knew the 6 or 7 year old had like her little sister, she had wet in her sleep as well.

I had no knowledge if these two were normal to this but they were wet just like l had been about 3 or 4 hours ago myself.

Maybe they were reliving the fire l had blisters on my hand from touching that door. 

The 4 or 5 year old woke up and looked at me.

"Did we wet you?"

"Yeah a little l said but its okay!

I have had a few other little girls wet my lap, l have a couple of granddaughters that have a problem with bedwetting."

"Really so you kind of know what it's like for Lisa and me.

We fall asleep and pee.

Happens every night, wish it didn't but it does sorry!" 

"Lisa is your sisters name what is yours?"

"I am Cathy.

Were twins" Said the girl.

"Well my name is Eddie."

"Hello Eddie!" both Cathy and Lisa said, together.

"Sorry for peeing on you,  said Lisa do you really have granddaughters that still wet their beds?"

"Sure do their names are Rachel and Francine." I said.

Are they our age or are they older?" Asked Lisa?

"They are both older Francine is bout 15 now she has Autism, Rachel is about 12 now.

Their mom never wet her bed.

A while back she got into trouble and was put in jail.

She saw a lady stab another lady to death.

It left her with nightmares, when she had her nighmares she wet her bed, just like her two daughters.

My other daughter grew up a bedwetter then she was trying to get dry.

Her boyfriend ran her over and damaged her bladder.

She wets all the time now, day and night."

"Why would her boyfriend do that to her, didn't he love her?" Asked Lisa?

"They were going through a breakup and he was mad at her. 

She is married to a guy named Drew and l like him lots, him and my daughter Trudy are going to have a baby."

"I wish you was my daddy said  Cathy.

Ours are mean to us because we wet our beds." 

"Yeah we get beat and yelled at and mommy calls us names.

We wet on you and you didnt yell, or call us names or spank us. Said Lisa.

Beautiful came in and saw me with two little wet girls.

"Looks like l know two little girls and one guy who needs a bath and a shower. 

My name is Julia can l interest two little girls in  a shower and get out of those wet clothes?"

"Me, Me!" The girls said!

Beautiful took the two girls into the tub and gave them both baths.

I got a shower  and out of my wet clothes. 

We come back into the living room each had a teeshirt that used to be Trudys when she was younger. 

We sat and were eating pancakes.

The front doorbell rang I went to answer it.

"Hello my name is Benjamin English, I'm  from the Arizona Department of Child Protective Services. 

l understand you rescued two girls from a fire last night?"

"Yeah I did, Lisa and Cathy they are in eating breakfast."

Eddie took him into the kitchen.

There were two girls eating pancakes.

They looked happy to be there.

They went into the living room Mr. English went to sit where Eddie and the girls had been sitting and it was wet. 

"Dont sit there!"

Eddie saw the looks on Lisa and Cathy's faces it was pure embarresment. 

"I had an accident earlier!"

Mr. English saw the looks on the girls faces.

He was taking the blame for the girls accident. 

"Well if you didn't know there were two fatalities in the fire last night.

I'm going to need a place for the two girls here to stay.

Have you ever considered becoming Fostor Parents?" 

"How do we do that?" Asked Beautiful?

"Well, first we have to give you some lessons then do a home study then we take your fingerprints and do a background check!

You do know that this is possibly only temporary if we can find a family member they will go there.

If not you can put in for adoption if you want."

"Mr. Gordon what is a fatality?" Asked Cathy?"

"It means, ugh as l cleared my throat, that somebody was hurt really really bad!" 

"I thought maybe mommy and daddy died." Said Lisa!

"Well l didnt want to hurt your feelings, so I told you a lie, they did die. I said.

We told you this morning mommy and daddy were mean because of......" She looked at Mr. English. 

"Mr. English, will find out soon enough that your bedwetters.

Thats a pretty hard thing to hide believe me.

I know I'm incontinent through having kids.

I wear diapers in the day time and the night." Said Beautiful.

"He won't get mad at us because we do wet our beds will he?" Asked Cathy?

"No I wont, a lot of kids that are Fostor Kids are bedwetters.

Plus l know a whole family, the Father and Mother, oldest son, oldest daughter,  the youngest son,  and youngest daughter, the two middle children  do not wet their beds every child married a spouse that is a bedwetter.

They have adopted a daughter she wets.

So does her husband.

The oldest son just became Fostor parents to a brother and sister.  The daughter is a bedwetter the brother doesn't wet his bed, anymore.

You might know them as the Mitchell's the oldest plays for the Raiders, so does the oldest daughter married a guy that also plays for the Raiders. 

Mr. English taught the lessons and did their home study. 

The background check was completed and we were named the Fostor Parents of Lisa and Cathy Isom.

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After Mr. English left.

Beautiful had us out of the house.

We went shopping, the girls had no clothes other than some of Trudy's old Teeshirts, the panties and the nightgowns were still in the washer and dryer.

We also got new nightgowns and we got the two girls diapers in their size.

We took them out for lunch.

Before long, I had them laughing.

They thought I was the best.

After driving home l sat in my chair l had two girls that sat on my lap.

I dont know why they loved me..

They hugged me and told me that today was a great day.

Nobody had spanked them, nobody yelled at them.

You talked to us like we were here.

Mom and dad talked to each other and sometimes talked about us like we were not there even.

"We love you and want you and Beautiful to be our mom and dad." Said Lisa. 

"Nothing would make me more happy, than to be your daddy, you heard Mr. English if they find a family member, you will have to go with them, do you remember ever meeting cousins, uncles, aunts, grandmas, grandpas?"

"I remember a grandma but she died last year! Said Lisa.

We went to her thingy where they get ready to put her in the dirt!" Said Cathy.

"You mean the funeral l asked?"

"I dont know why they called it a funral, it wasnt much fun, and daddy was crying.

Didnt look like he was having fun either!" Said Lisa. 

"Yeah he probably wasnt having much fun.

Most people dont have a lot of fun at Funerals." I said.

"If they cant find any other family, do you want us?" Lisa asked?

I looked and had two girls looking up at me waiting for an answer.

"If nobody can be found l would consider it an honor to be you two's dad.

Remember its still early in our relationship, it just the first day.

We have weeks maybe months before we find out if anybody can be found.

But when that day comes l will step up and be your dad for real okay?" I asked.

They looked at each other and smiled.

I guess that was the right answer. 

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After the first week of having the girls.

I was praying Mr. English didn't find any family for Lisa and Cathy.

They had grown on me.

I guess I was being selfish.

They really loved me and Beautiful.

We had made them feel like they were already part of our family. 

When l sat down they were on my lap.

One on one leg the other on the other leg.

If l wasnt around they were sitting by Beautiful. 

We got them in school we found 

out they were behind the other kids, nobody had encouraged them in school.

We worked and worked with them and soon they were caught up with their peers then they started outdoing others.

During Parent / Teacher Confrence.

The Teacher wanted to know "Where are Brian and Susan?"

We told them there had been a housefire and they had been killed.

"Are you the girls grandparents?" Asked the teacher?

"No for now were the Fostor Parents, but were hoping to make that Parents through adopting them." I said. 

"I kind of thought something was different.

The girls are doing better in school, it was like they were getting encouragement.

Their attitudes are better.

They have always been quiet but they seem happier.

It must of been something in their home life.

Another thing they haven't had any wetting accidents in weeks.

They used to be almost daily they were afraid of their own shadows.

They have a lot more confidence in themselves.

Whatever your doing keep it up." 

We took them out for Ice Cream.

"Mom, Dad are we in trouble?" Asked Cathy?

"What would make you think that?" Beautiful asked?

"When our old mom and dad used to be mad at us they would take us out for Ice Cream and tell us what we had been doing wrong and what our punishment would be."  Said  Lisa.

"I'm sorry, we brought you here, because your teacher told us your doing better in school, we thought that this would be a reward for you.

We felt you earned a treat." I said.

"So were not in trouble?" Asked Cathy?

"Were not going to get punished?" Asked Lisa?

"Nope your doing good in school. This is the reason were here today!" I said. 

After that they were good with Ice Cream!

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The girls were great, it solidified their wanting to learn, they were reading everything.

Soon the teacher was telling us "They were out of whatever shell they had encased themselves in they were well liked by the other kids." 

Mr. English did pay us a visit. 

"Are the girls still wetting their beds?" Mr. English asked?

"Yes, I said thats something that doesn't just stop overnight!"

"Yeah I kind of thought that. Said Mr. English.

I had a long lost cousin.

She doesnt want anything to do with bedwetting, she just got her two a 15 year old boy and a 14 year old, girl dry at night. 

There is nothing she wants to do with two little girls still wetting their beds.

So far she is the only family I have found.

She doesn't know of any other family members her grandmother died last year.

Other than the kids and their parents there was nobody else there for the family.

They reserved 3 rows for family they only took up about half a  pew."

"Are you done searching for family."

"Still searching, the wife was removed from her family at age 7, sexual/ physical/ verbal/ emotional abuse.

So far we have come up dry.

Looks like whoever had done the mothers intake had found nobody.

I am not sure we will come up with anybody, but we had something that he didnt have,  Ancestry.com.

We have had pretty good luck with that and when we do the DNA with that as well.

If we can find any relatives it will be that."

"Mr. English I'm being selfish here, I for one are praying you dont find family for those two girls, and I know Beautiful and those two little girls are hoping you dont find any family for them to go to.

They want to stay here with us!" I said.

"Is that true girls?" Mr. English asked?

They had snuck up the hall to listen what was being said.

 They came in and Cathy said "Mr. English if we can we want to stay."

"We love mommy and daddy.

We dont want to leave said Lisa.

Nobody else came and took us out when our old house caught on fire.

Where were those other people, huh?

They were family and daddy didnt even know us and he took us out!"

"But these people are family." Said Mr. English.

"So are these!

They took us in and become mommy and daddy, a girl in school is adopted.

She said that sometimes the best family for you is  the one your not born to.

This girl got STPD or something like that.

Because she was abused so much.

She loves her family she is with now.

Her name is Bridgette." Said Cathy. 

"I know Bridgette and her cousin Barry.

They are with with Wendy and Leo Jarvis."said Mr. English.

"Just the same this is where we want to be, if you send us somewhere else l hope we don't regress socially." Said Lisa.

She folded her arms in defiance to Mr. English. 

"I'm  sorry girls but I have to try, by law that's my job.

If l dont I will get fired and arrested.

I promise if l don't find anybody that will or can take you l promise l will come back here and l will help Eddie and Julia to fill out the adoption forms myself!" Said Mr. English!

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Mr. English found plenty of family on the girls mom's side, problem was most of them, he wouldnt send anything to them.

Most were dying from Cirrosis of the liver from years of drinking.

The others he was finding mental Illnesses after mental ilnesses.

Several have lost thier children to the state due to their own inability to care for their own Children. 

He did find one old aunt he found in Waco, Texas. She was not a drinker, she was in the proper frame of mind.

She had not lost her kids to the state, she had raised a bedwetter.

Problem was she was blind, and almost deaf.

She probably wasnt the best to send the girls to.

This was the family to send the girls to.

That night he grabbed some paperwork and went to the Gordon's.

He arrived and rang the Door bell. 

The door was answered by Lisa who saw who it was, shut the door on him he was still outside. 

He rang the doorbell again this time Eddie answered the door this time.

"Mr. England.

Good to see you.

Lisa answered the door then ran off crying, did you find them a family?"

"Yeah I did, l found one for them weeks ago, yours!" Said Mr. English.

"Well I had better go tell the girls to stop packing they think that your here to take them to a new home.

Cathy, Lisa come here please."  Eddie said.

"What, we will be ready to go in a few minutes, Mr. England!" Cathy said as the tears began flow. 

"Kathy and Lisa I found the perfect home for you and the best part is, the best part is you dont have to pack your already home!"

Cathy and Lisa looked at each other and they both squealed. 

"Really we get to stay here?"

They both said at the same time.

"Yes and do you remember what I said I would do if I couldnt find you a family?" Asked Mr. English?

"Something about Paper work?" Said Lisa.

Adoption papers are you ready to fill things out that way your mom and dad can adopt you faster.

"Yeah!" Said the two girls!.

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We started getting ready to adopt the two girls, Kathy and Lisa couldn't wait.

They wanted Beautiful and I as mom and dad.

The paperwork was filed we had a court date for about 3 weeks.

Mr. English informed us that we will have to wait a year until the adoption is finalized.

For us and the girls, that year that will be pure torture!

I started thinking one day there was Beautiful, Melinda, Trudy, Cathy, Lisa. I had 4 daughters. I could live with that. Then you factored Mom, Francine, Rachel, Shannon 

Then there was Steve, Denny, Drew and l.

I had no sons to carry on the Eddie Gordon name.

My brother Russ had one son and three daughters. 

I wondered could I ask Mr. English for a son?

Would Beautiful and the girls care? 

I've  been thinking about it as of late, I'm sure Mr. English just has dozens and dozens of boys that need homes. 

After that I called Mr. English.

"Mr. Gordon how are you doing?" Mr. English asked?

"Great how are you Mr. English?" I asked?

"There are no problems with the girls is there?" He asked?

"No, no, trouble. Listen, I'm thinking more and more about my legacy, I guess. I want to see if you can get me a son like my girls?" I said.

"What are you looking for?" Asked Mr. English? 

"I don't know, but If we could make him about a year older than the girls.

That would work. I said.

"Hmmm, I dont have 1 I have 2 brothers. One is 13 one is 10." Said Mr. English."

"Two, huh, I have never thought about two.

I know we could handle 2." I said.

"These 2 can be a handful, you have worked with workers and you have to keep these 2 in line." Said Mr. English.

"Well I fired two guys who wouldnt follow my rules about a year ago.

They thought they could intimidate me, didnt work." I said. 

"Excellent!

We need more strong people like you. Mr. English said!

These two were at a placement and they threatened the little lady that they lived with!

She felt for her safety.

They think they can intimidate people.

I've  been looking for a tough guy like you that can call their bluff.

If they decide to go through with trying to fight you they will be arrested.

They know that."

"They won't hurt Julia or the girls will they?" I asked?

"No these two like to think they are tough, their bark is worse than their bite.

The girls could probably beat them up.

The lady they threatened was old like almost 70.

They figured that if she was afraid of them everybody should be.

Unfortunately their father was pretty abusive while drunk which was about 85% of the time we haven't been able to locate mom he was also abusive to her.

These boys are afraid of their own shadows."

"Great!" I said.

I will bring them by tomorrow morning.

I'll see you then!" Said Mr. English.

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I broke it to Beautiful that "We're having 2 boys brought by tomorrow."

I also told the girls that they were getting brothers.

I talked to Beautiful.

"Are you upset about me getting the boys?" 

She smiled at me and said something that surprised me.

"I'm surprised you haven't already got one or two already, you've been stranded on a deserted island in the Progesterone Ocean  for quite a while.

We thought you would of got them before we ever got the girls."

We fell asleep and awoke we got the two girls to school .

We got back and Mr.  English was already there. 

"Sorry we just got the girls to school." I said.

"Quite alright, we had just got here a couple minutes ago. Said Mr. English.

He waved for two boys to come out of the car.

"This Is Edward, just like you Mr. Gordon.

As he placed his hand on the smallest kids head.

And this is Keith," as he put his hand on the bigger of the two.

Even being the biggest he still was on the smallish size.

It was like they were small to begin with.

"Hello boys, my name is Eddy just like yours.

I'm going to be your Fostor Father, this is Julia she will be your Fostor Mother.

I call her Beautiful, welcome lets go find your rooms."

We took the boys up to their rooms. 

We got Keith into his room. I started taking Edward to his room.

"Is your your name really Eddy?" Edward asked?

"Sure is Eddie Gordon."  I said.

"Thats what they call me is Eddy to!" Said Edward.

"Hmm, what do you like better Edward or Eddy?"

"Eddy!" Said Edward.

"That could cause a problem.

You see I like Eddie as well.

Oh wellI guess I will have to go as Edward from now on.

I guess I've had it longer.

Beside your a guest, guest should get everything you want, I am a gracious host.

You got Eddy. I guess l could go just as Edd, nah I like Edward better." Said Eddie. 

"You would do that for me?"  Asked Edward?.

"Of course!" Said Eddie. 

"I dont mind Edward.

It's not to bad. Said Edward.

You can be Eddie, you've had that longer! "

"You sure you dont mind?" Asked Eddie

"You was going to give it up to me!" Said Edward. 

After Mr. English left.

Keith tried to exert his will over Eddie. 

"Hey old man this is the way its going to be!" 

Eddie played Stupid "Whats going to be."

When he was confronted Keith drew in his horns real quick "Nothing!" "And I'm not really that old!"  Said Eddie. 

Denny and Shannon came to borrow something.

The boys met Denny.

To them he was huge. 

After they left Keith asked Eddie "That Denny guy is big.

Can he fight good?"

"Almost as good as I am, I taught him."

"You can fight?" Keith asked incredulously? "

"Yep! I grew up fighting a lot only lost a couple of fights when I was your age, won most of em!"

Keith was resizing Eddie up again.

This time he saw the big guy and not the old guy that that he had seen earlier.

He decided that he would have to go after somebody else.

Even the lady that he called Beautiful  looked tough.

There were two girls.

A Cathy and a Lisa if they were his daughters he was sure this guy had taught them to fight.

He decided he needed to not rock the boat while he was here.

Maybe he should ask this guy to teach him to fight.

He was tired of being picked on.

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The boys, Keith and Edward went out to one of his sites they were working on his luxury Apartments round two.

He was checking on the progress.

The guard saw him.

At the gate.

"Sorry you cant come in!

Now turn around and go back the damned way you came.

Eddie tried to explaine "I'm Eddie Gordon the contractor of these buildings being built!"

"I dont give a shit if your John D. Rockefeller himself your not fucking going in.

Now turn around and get the fuck out of here!"

Eddie got his cell Phone looked up a number and pushed dial.

Hello Eddie  how they hanging?" Asked the guy  on the other end.

"Tom, listen, I'm at my site #2.

Your Officer is a bit rude and has a swearing problem, he swore at me.

That doesnt represent Gordon Construction very well!" 

"What did he say?" Asked the guy!

"Well I came to see the progress on site #2 apartments.

When l pulled up, he told me to turn around and get my damned truck turned around and get the hell out of here.

I tried to tell him I'm Eddie Gordon of Gordon Construction.

He said I dont give a shit if your John J. Rockefeller himself turn your Fucking truck around and get the Fuck out of here.

If he's talking to others like he talked to me, he could be driving business away from me!"

"Well he is definately driving business away from me!

Believe me, I will take care of it.

Give me 15, 20 minutes and I will take care of it!"

25 minutes later Thomas McNamara arrived he had another Officer with him.

He walked up to the guy who recognized his boss.

He asked "How he had been addressing others that came to the gate have you cussed at them?"

"No sir!" Said the Officer!

"Well I got a report that you have been cussing at the people?" Said Thomas.

"Well I might have sworn at one.

Old bastatd tried to tell me he was something Gordon of Gordon Construction.

I didnt believe him!" Said the Officer.

"Did you ask for his drivers license, ask for any Identification?" Asked Thomas?

"Nah, I think he was full of shit!" Said the Officer.

"Well I got news for you that was Eddie Gordon of Godon Construction, he came to check the progress of the Apartments.

He called me and told me how my Officer had acted towards him and his sons.

Is that how we trained you to interact with the public, Mr. Hart?"

"No but,,, I see you brought a replacement for me.

Am I fired?" Asked Mr. Hart?

 

"No not yet, but your going to go through retaining, if it happens again then we will look into that.

I believe we spend so much training you guys, you get one strike unless your cought stealing from our employers that is the only reason you dont get a second chance.

I just fired a guy for breaking that rule.

You restart training on Monday.

You are relieved! Officer Davis your on duty.

Officer Davis this is Mr. Eddie Gordon of Gordon Construction if he comes let him on site he has a right to be here.

You will be relieved at 4 pm you will be returned tomorrow at 8 am.

This is not one of those very active sites, about once every couple of hours just do a walk around the fence line.

Monday morning his workers will return all you will do is sign vehicles in and out.

Not the workers there is a list of them in the shack, but like cement trucks and deliveries, and of course the food truck you can buy things from there as well.

Be safe!"

Eddie took Keith and Edward and they walked the buildings.

"Are these your apartments, Daddy?" Edward asked?

"Well kind of I own them until the guy that paid me to build them then I will turn them over to him when they are all complete. I said.

"So this is what you do is build buildings?" Asked Keith?

"This is what I do, I dont actually build them any more but I oversee the building!" I said.

"Wow can I learn how to buid buildings when I get older?" Asked Keith?

"If thats what you want to do, thats what my grandson Denny is doing right now, he is learning to build places like these, he is also going to College and playing football for the college."

Really he plays football?

Do you think he would show me how to play football?" Asked Kieth.

"I just want to talk to his wife, I think she is pretty! Blushed Edward!

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Sunday Eddie took them all out to the Big Bear Diner.

Eddie missed not having Trudy there to eat Chicken Fried Steaks until they went into a coma.

It had been so long since he had eaten just one.

Would one fill him up. 

The waitress asked "Where the older girl was?" 

"She got married!" Said Beautiful.

"Well congratulate her for me, will ya. So I guess there wont be any eating contest today.

Will there?

Who are these other kids?" Asked the Waitress?

"Yes, thank you I will.

These other kids were their Fostor Parents.

We have had the girls a while our neighbors house caught on fire and we took them in hen we got the boys just this week." Said Beautiful. 

"Wonderful said the Waitress.

Which agency did you go through?

Is it hard to get kids?" She asked?

"We went through the State of Arizona.

Easier than getting them from a private agency.

Now these kids might not be perfect, they wont be babies they could be up to 18 years old.

They might have problems, like many have been abused, a lot of kids may need diapers at night.

These kids were removed from their parents for a reason.

The girls their parents died but even before that they had been verbally, and physically abused some.

Now the boys their dad was a drunk and abusive when he was.

We got them and the oldest acts a lot like his dad he tries to throw his weight around, problem is he doesnt have much to throw around.

As for the Chicken Fried Steaks.

Keep them coming it will be 5 against 1, 4 kids and mom against dad." Said Beautiful.

"You got that.

Who would l talk to about getting a kid?" She asked? 

Beautiful gave her Mr. English's name and adress.

She put the order in.

She was determined to call this Mr. English tomorrow. 

They were eating and Eddie was just about getting done when the waitress brought two more Chicken Fried Steaks.

"Whats this for?" Eddie asked?

"The 4 kids and I think we can beat you!" Said Beautiful. 

"Oh you do do you?" Said Eddie.

He started on his.

Beautiful cut hers up and gave a little to the girls the boys and herself.

Eddie was almost done with his when the waitress came with rwo more.

Lisa said "No more, l might throw up.

Beautiful cut this one up in Quarters.

It got so that after two, Cathy and Keith were done that left Edward and Beautiful.

The waitress brought thirds.

Beautiful halved this one For Edward and herself.

About half way through Beautiful declared she was through.

Eddie and Edward ate the remainder of Beautiful's before the fourth Steak was delivered.

Edward was almost full he could probably eat only a few more bites. And he was done.

Eddie continued to eat his 4th he ate about half he was done.

Were done here.

He was full. 

They got a to go box for his half and and Edwards 3/4 of his last one. 

Eddie had an arm around Edwards shoulders.

He had to admit this kid can eat!

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Eddie started bidding on another job.

This was the building that the other company had that started almost falling apart the moment that the owners took possession of it. 

They had fired the builders of it and word had gotten around that they built crap.

The company was trying to save themselves from Bankruptcy.

Eddie thought it was too little too late!

It was going to be a full time job keeping this place together.

They were attempting to not have to tear this building down and build a new one.

It was only in its third year.

Some settling might be normal.

They had lost a chunk of facade.

A person was injured.

They sued the company, who sued the builder.

Looks like that would be the final nail in the coffin for the builder. 

Eddie got a call from Denny.

"Hey grandpa I've been released from my doctor to go back to work!

I called His supervisor and informed him that Denny was ready to return.

"Thats fantastic!

I will be glad to get him back, thank you boss!" 

Edward came "Are you mad at me daddy?"

"For what Edward?" I asked?

"For spending to much at the diner, it was moms Idea!"

"Why would l be upset at you?"

"That last steak I only a bit of it.

I wasted it."

"Edward if anything I'm proud of you!"

"Proud of me?" Asked Edward?

"You ate quite a bit, you impressed me my boy!

My daughter Trudy and I used to try and out eat, each other, it's nice to see I have some competition still.

I look foreward to going against you the next time we go there!

You're good!"

Edward smiled. "They were good but I'm  farting now!"

"Unfortunatly thats the side effect of them!

Dont tell your mom but Trudy and I used to have contest with that as well, to see who could let the smelliest!

Loudest! 

Longest fart.

You think you can beat me?"

"Mine arent very loud or long but they smell bad!" Said Edward. 

"Rookie!" I said.

I cut one that shook the things on my desk it was so intense!

I could actually feel my stomach get smaller. 

Eddie held his nose and said "You win!"

[Drownedinp]

It had been a while since Beautiful and I had sex.

We got all 4 kids in bed and waited for about 45 minutes then we started going at it.

It had been a while since we had done anything.

I was happy that I hadn't forgotten how.

It had been a while and we were going at it.

Beautiful was moaning, l was in the right neighborhood. 

We were in the home stretch  and we were about ready to seal the deal. 

We heard "Daddy are you hurting momma?

She sounds like she's hurt!" Said Lisa.

"No mommy and daddy are just wrestling, having fun.

What do you need Lisa?" Said Beautiful.

I asked "What's up?"

"I wet my bed and my diaper leaked.

My bed got wet!"

"I got up and told her l will be in a sec to help her with her wet bed. 

When she left l got my shorts and Pajamas up.

I told Beautiful "I will be right back."

I left and l got Lisa's wet sheets off and helped her clean her rubber sheet.

Then we got her her clean dry sheets and l took off her wet PJ's off then l found out one of her tapes had came loose.

I changed her diaper and got her clean dry PJ's and tucked back into bed.

I got her wet things into the washer.

I went back to finish what we had started.

I was almost at a dead run or what substituted as a dead run for me in my advanced age.

I got in and.....

Beautiful had put on a diaper and was now asleep!

So much for sex tonight! Just my luck!

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I put on a diaper and I joined her. 

Just before 6am Beautiful awoke me. 

"Are we being robbed?" I asked?

"What? No, I'm ready to finish what we started last night!" She said. 

All I knew we weren't getting Burgled.

My hightened arousal went down to base level and I fell back asleep again.

Within seconds.

"Eddy wake up!"

"Is the house on fire?" I asked this time.

"No, I..... want to have sex with you!" She whispered.

Somewhere after, No, I; I fell back asleep again.

Relizing I wasnt about ready to burn to death.

I was getting some what miffed at her for waking me up twice! 

She shook me a third time. 

I awoke "Is something wrong with one of the kids?" I asked?

"Yes!" said beautiful.

"Which one!"

I was awake now. 

"All of em!" Said Beautiful.

"Whats wrong?" I asked?

She had my complete attention now!

"They won't give us 20 minutes peace to have sex!" She said.

I remember last night when we attempted sex and it was thwarted by Lisa's diaper tape coming undone and her wetting her bed like she does most nights.

But last night caused a huge mess. 

"You're right! Should we send all 4  kids back to Mr. English?" I said jokingly.

"Not on your life!" She said like a true mother!

She took her diaper off and I did my thing and there we were going at it like rabbits.

Were were almost done the finish line was with in sight! We were reachng the climax once again, when there was a knock at the door.

Keith said, "Mom, dad I don't feel so good!"

Beautiful and I just looked at each other and laughed!

Keith was running a fever we kept him home from school for the day.

He started with vomiting and diarrhea.

He had the stomach flu.

He stayed upstairs Beautiful and I were in the basement we found Yvette and Cassidy's bed and we were able to finnish what we had started.

We got a call from the school we had two girls and one more boy in the Nurse's Office the other 3 were sick looked like it was going around.

I went and got all 3 from school.

Cathy didnt make it home from school she pooped in my truck. 

She felt bad I had to console her.

She smelled like hell.

I wasn't mad, she couldnt help it.

When I was about 13 or 14 I went to pass wind.

I soon learned it wasnt wind l had messed myself some.

When I realized what was happening I squoze my but cheeks.

I was puckered I wen't to the toilet and unpuckered but the damage was done there was runny brown in my shorts.

I had to go home I was sick!

The Vice Principal Mr. Cottle tried to talk me into staying at school.

There was no way I was staying.

I was commando under my Levi's I had tossed my Whity Tightys in the trash.

I was not about ready to tell anyone I had almost shit myself!

I was 14 years old after all and to damned old to be shitting myself!

Lets just say I understood how Cathy felt even at 7 years old your too damned old to shit yourself.

I also felt great that day other than my stomach was betraying me.

My mom came and got me.

I was emberrased but I  did tell her what.

Mom was cool about it I guess she understood.

She didnt kick the shit out of me over it. Pun intended!

Cathy was now my girl l got the privelige of cleaning her up and l diapered her and put her in her bed.

It happened again and I got her cleaned up again, rediapered she fell asleep on my lap.

I had to admit I loved these 2 girls.

I had entered a burning building to rescue these two.

They were worth it so were my boys.

I know what Beautiful meant when she told me "Not on you're life!"

When I offered to return them to Mr. English!

[Drownedinp]

The Flu in our house claimed another victim, Beautiful.

She was lucky she wasnt hit with the diarrhea like the kids had but l do believe she surpassed them in vomiting.

She was doing buckets. 

About midnight l awoke l heard crying in my own bathroom.

I found Beautiful over the toilet vomiting.

The problem was she had wet and with the vomiting it was wracking her body her diaper had reached max capacity she had urine running down her leg and there was small little pools starting to form at her feet. 

I got a clean diaper and l dropped her old wet soggy one which made a plop at her feet.

I had seen enough cows drop patties and her diaper, sounded like a a cow patty hitting the floor.

It was that wet.

I got a nice dry one around her and taped in place.

I couldnt see what it looked like from the front, l wasn't about ready to look around and chance getting an ear full of vomit.

I got a wash rag and got it warm and wiped the tracks off her legs and feet and wiped up her small puddle from the floor. 

"Thank you, your a life saver!

Now l know why l married you!

To clean up my piss, Sorry?"

"Beautiful l love you and would do anything for you!"

From our bedroom I heard "Daddy?" It was Lisa. 

What do you need precious?" 

"Daddy l pooped!"

I got her in another bathroom.

I removed her diaper and cleaned her up.

I had to use a wash cloth as her mess had left a film.

I washed her up and put a clean diaper on her.

I got her back in bed. 

Edward came and he was sitting on the toilet and then leaning over the sink to puke in it.

"Poor kid!"

I thought he has it coming out of both ends.

I guess I was on "Doodie Duty" the rest of the night with 5 sick people. At 6 am l left to go to the store.

I got like 7 bottles of Pedialyte.

The last they had.

I bought a bag of ice.

The kids and Beautiful all got the drink and l crushed the ice for them to suck on. About 7 am I was tired.

I began to wonder when I was going to get sick?

So far I'm good!

My phone rang it was one of my team leaders.

"Listen there is me and one other guy here.

We are not going to get much done.

To tell you the truth I dont feel so hot!" 

I exhaled.

Everybody else sick?" I asked?

"Yep everybody including your grandson!" 

"Fine! I said defeated, it will just put us behind a day hopefully everybody else feels good by tomorrow."

Soon I had every crew report the same.

"This flu is killing me and l feel fine!" I thought!

By about 10 am all my 5 were sleeping soundly. I was the only one awake. 

I went to break some wind and it was like I was 14 all over again. I had messed my shorts a bit.

Like when I was 14. At 62 years old l was to old to mess myself!

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I put a diaper on and I crawled into bed.

I slept about 3 hours.

l awoke!

I was nauseous.

I ran to my bathroom l was puking l had to cover my mouth!

I held the vomit in my mouth.

I was losing it was coming out in between my fingers.

I reached the toilet. 

I let the puke out of my mouth and more that was coming out of my stomach.

I had to wash my hand and cheeks off l had vomit on them.

I dropped my wet diaper, l sat on the toilet and felt my mush go until l heard the sound of like farting telling me l had nothing left in my bowels. 

My stomach was painful but all l was passing was gas. 

The toilet was working as an amplifier it sounded worse than what it was. 

Beautiful came in and said "You to?"

"Yeah me to! How do you feel? I asked?

"Better still not out of the woods yet.

I'm not puking or pooping anymore!

Tummy still hurts.

I don't feel like eating yet, food sounds Yeecchhh!"

Lisa came and asked? "Mom, Dad what's for dinner?" 

I started puking again, it was that yucky yellow bile!

Just thinking about making and eating of food!

Beautiful said "Looks like I'm in better shape than you!

I got dinner tonight, l dont feel like cooking though!" 

She got on line and ordered the kids Pizza!

The kids felt like it was their birthday or something! 

Pizza was what the Doctor ordered!

Beautiful and I stayed away from the kitchen, it looked and sounded gross to us both! 

That was weird usually we both loved pizza!