In-group Bad Jokes

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Let us see if there is any life in here

I applied for a job as a reconrding engineer. Asked if I was any good with filters and EQ, I answered "You bet your BP"

[Apache Raccoon]

On 11/25/2017 at 12:04 AM, Little Christine said:

Let us see if there is any life in here

I applied for a job as a reconrding engineer. Asked if I was any good with filters and EQ, I answered "You bet your BP"

What's a BP?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Bandpass filter or bandpass mode in a variable state filter

[mick_dl]

And one more: Why comes the flash before the thunder? Even god have to wait for the sound engineer...

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 9/12/2018 at 5:02 PM, mick_dl said:

And one more: Why comes the flash before the thunder? Even god have to wait for the sound engineer...

Well, that was pretty THORought

[mick_dl]

Ok, lets see if we have some more...

- Why lightning engineers masters often only to count until two? Because on three mostly something heavy is to be moved...

- Stagehand to engineer: Can I have a power cable? Engineer sure - how long? Stagehand: just until after the show...

- Whats the different between a big pizza and a sound engineer?  A family can live from the pizza but not from the income of a sound engineer...

- Sound engineer to lighting engineer: It's really dark here, the blue can's  seem not to work very well... Lighting engineer: Come on - if you are canned you'r also not the brightest...