lilstevie Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Something fun for Mothers Day!!! If it is on, I must turn it off. If it is off, I must turn it on. If it is folded, I must unfold it. If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled. If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared. If it is high, it must be reached. If it is shelved, it must be unshelved. If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed. If it has leaves, they must be picked. If it is plugged, it must be unplugged. If it is not trash, it must be thrown away. If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor. If it is closed, it must be opened. If it does not open, it must be screamed at. If it has drawers, they must be rifled. If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table. If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied. If it is empty, it will be more interesting full. If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon. If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead. If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon. If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried. If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone. If it is paper, it must be torn. If it has buttons, they must be pressed. If the volume is low, it must go high. If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor. If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon. If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth. If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force. If it is a phone, I must talk to it. If it is a bug, it must be swallowed. If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor. If it is not food, it must be tasted. If it IS food, it must not be tasted. If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water. If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back. If it is Mommy, it must be hugged. I am a toddler! Link to comment
Toddler_BobbyP Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Toddler's Bill of Rights 1. If I like it, it's mine 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way 6. If I am building something, all the pieces are mine 7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine 8. If I saw it first, it's mine 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it's mine 10. If it's broken, it's YOURS. Happy Belated Mother's Day! Link to comment
Kanji Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Mwahaha, this gives me a bunch of ideas that I need to do when I get into Baby Mode. Parents fear for the safety of your homes, mwahahahahahaha. Link to comment
DIAPERPHANTOM Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Very cute lilstevie! I liked yours too Toddler_BobbyP, very funny! Link to comment
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