Friends Are Like Underpants

[DailyDi]

Friends are like underpants.... Some crawl up your ass.. Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some support you...Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape... And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them to..

[padded_husky]

what about when your underwear is full of holes, has unmovable brown and yellow stains and is all used up?...Honestly, I have no clue where I was going with that but I thought it would be funny....I guess it would be if I had some snappy comment to go with it...wait...that is not a reflection of my underwear...I swear...my underwear does not have yellow and brown stains....just saying...

[fillemup]

Bosses are like diapers.....full of crap and all over your ass !

[beallucanb]

I think you are very right DD, the best part is when you don't like your friends or your undies you can always change them.

Frankly I love my undies, my longjohns were my very first fetish.

I would wear long underwear year round if I could, as it is as soon as I get home if I'm not already wearing them I go and put them on.

If you stopped at my place, anytime you would find me just as I am right now sitting in front of my laptop in my longjohns.

I do add a pair of shorts over the top when guests unexpectedly show up.

Another thing that I like is wearing diapers and long johns, it does look great.

[Creepymouse]

what about when your underwear is full of holes...

There are those pesky 'holeyer than thou' friends XD

[diaperpt]

Good friends are like diapers...even if you piss on them, they still hang in there?? I know, this whole thing is pretty silly...

[NikABDL]

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see but only you can feel the warmth.

[Yvhuce]

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see but only you can feel the warmth.

Unless you're part of the Redneck Joke: "If you wet the bed and 5 other people immediately know about it..."

[dl_ashlee]

This post made me think of my friend just recently finding my diaper porn on my external when I gave it to him to transfer some tv shows to his computer.

He just kind of said well that was something I really didn't want to know about you, but we just kind of changed the subject quickly. And he said you probably should hide that better. Which ya I need to not get so lazy in storing my porn on something that I use to transfer files between friends.

Ya, so anyways seems like it kind of freaked him at the time, but was like well lets move on and never talk of it again. Which is fine by me, just reminded me to keep hide my private shit better.

[Marcuss]

i hate it when i leave a friend in the communal dryer too long and a perverted neighbor steals them...

[Letluvsrool]

Friends are like trees... They fall down when you hit them repeatedly with an axe.