T-Shirts With Sayings That Make No Sense

[dogpiss]

The following phrase popped into my head and I thought it would look good on a T-shirt:

I am the Dick Cheney of incontinence.

Kind of like one of those Japanese "Engrish" T-shirts that have a non-sensical phrase.

Another one I came up with:

I am the Robert Redford of canned pineapple.

Any ideas for some others?

[Kilding]

Bacon....The other white meat!

[BBB]

Bacon....The other white meat!

but....

that does make sense, because bacon is pork, and pork is "the other white meat".....

[Kilding]

but....

that does make sense, because bacon is pork, and pork is "the other white meat".....

Oh damn your right. Lol. It's time for bed then. Yay for Graveyard shifts

[dogpiss]

Bacon....The other white meat!

Back when I was in grad school as a research monkey, our lab group got T-shirts with:

"Nuclear... The Other White Heat"

Reminded me of the good (bad) old days!

[curiositykilledthecat]

Bacon, it's the cranberries of the jungle!

[aleyxsis]

im not as think as you drunk i am ! (very popular in my highschool days ) im old we thought it was funny !lol

[Bettypooh]

.Ellgy .

. .

POcR YOU!

This actually does make sense if you know how to connect the dots Bonus points to whoever knows this old one

Bettypooh

[tcc]

I would like one with two connected diaper pins, one pink head and one blue, and in nice, well-designed font, that says, "I'm wearing diapers because she SAYS so..." DL or not, not sure how it would be received or how willing I'd be to wearing, since I wouldn't be forced to. Um, I have a couple of other ideas, too... LOL